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it's 2 days into the month. you're losing 0.5 lbs per day.
do you weigh 1000 lbs?

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DUDE LOSING WEIGHT XDD Xp
Try being 130 lbs and not being able to maintain 1 lb.
If you're not underweight you're not a robot.
DUDED I CAN'T STOP STUFFING MY FACE XDDD

>>34602769
Whats gonna happen to our tfw possible gf thread if you post with that picture :(

>>34602747

But I have real friends, anon. I just come here for a bit of a giggle when I've got some downtime.

>>34602775
is like this guuy

Married with a kid here.

I come to r9k when I'm at hotel bars to make myself feel better

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>>34602697
>Does /r9k/ like pegging?
yes
>What would you do if your gf wanted to peg you?
let her peg me with her dick
>Fembots, are you interested in pegging a guy?
not a fembot

butt stuff feels good so yes id let her peg me

I w-would like to be pegged

any fembots in Australia?

>>34602652
>Is someone here who works from home?
my dad works from home as a project manager

he has a PMP certification, that's all

other relevant certifications for those types of jobs are Sigma and idk stuff like that

he gets paid well, six figures, and unironically just gets paid for planning meetings and shit, he has absolutely no education (although he does have experience, didn't start at 100k obviously)

There are many things you can learn which would allow you to easily get a job, maybe from home.

Programming and web design are some - selling and managing websites is a very lucrative business for many people, but you would need to build a portfolio and work p hard to advertise yourself in order to get clients.

Some easy certifications you can get to easily get well paying jobs are things like CAD / CAM drafting, welding, and medical coding.

Those take roughly 2 semesters at a local community college to learn, after which you could get a 40-60k job quite easily.

>>34602652
becoming a freelancer/consultant who works from home comes after years of having a career first. if you want to get to that point, go to school and then work in the industry for awhile.

and if i can be honest for a second i'm fucking sick of seeing alienated intp suburban fuckwads thinking programming is their way out. i do everything in my power to make sure faggot script kiddies fresh out of codeacademy.com do not make it onto my projects even though my company has a shitty college job/intern program. either get serious, throw away what you think programming is, go to school to learn what programming is, then go to the industry and learn what programming really is.... or stay the fuck out of an already saturated market. btw, programming is a terrible career choice for robots. you get the absolute fuck judged out of you all the time (and have to let it roll off of you) and people literally rely on you to communicate clearly to get their jobs done. seriously. if you're a typical robot you'd be more comfortable at mcdonalds than you would at a code monkey job.

Make a video game.
Submit it to Kongregate.
Use basic social media marketing.
If it's good, people will play it.

Real web programmers use HTML5 and JavaScript. HTML5 is the open web standard. Flash and ActionScript are proprietary Adobe software. Programmer tools and standards should all be open-source so that the industry can maintain them. Proprietary technology is only appropriate for the end products. Flash is deprecated anyway because it is inefficient and runs slowly. Don't add to the problem of shitty, slow flash webgames.

Don't let the poor quality of the HTML5 games on Kongregate fool you. HTML5 is superior technology, but all of the experienced developers on Kongregate still use Flash because they are used to it. You should care more about delivering a superior user experience than about whatever Adobe tells you to do with their overpriced products.

Also, real businessmen use open source tools such as the GIMP raster image editing, Inkscape vector graphics, and Blender 3d graphics software where possible and help to maintain them. A businessman spends less money rather than more money were practical.

If your game uses the keyboard, include an options for the user to edit the key layout so that international users or users with different preferences can play how they like.

Happy coding! If you're good, make brilliant products and make bank. If you're not good, get good, make brilliant products, and make bank.

Check out the Extra Credits YouTube channel for informational videos on game development from industry insiders.

>>34602612

Why do some people fall in love with anime characters? Why is Pepe a meme? Why does anyone like anything?

There aren't really answers for this sort of thing. You just happen to like it. That's really it dude.

>>34602612
Nice blogpost, faggot

originally, too

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D'oh I mean I like boys with long hair more than girls with LONG hair, nothing beats short haired girls
>>34602728
Hm you may be right. I just wish I had an answer. I know why I love comic books, the medium is very easy to read, and easy to pick up and put down with interruption and distraction. It also has a dirth of a genre I enjoy, Superheroes. I generally can describe why I like things.

I tried just stopping once but that did not work. Currently just doing at most every other day, later every two days, at some point nofap and noporn.

>>34602611
Side not on this, when I fap now its to normie porn, im trying to stop relying on fetish stuff to get me off.

>>34602508
>Perhaps a better way to achieve what I want is to only allow myself to fap without porn?
this is absolutely the key, the thing that's messing with your brain chemistry and mood is the porn, I've been fapping regularly without porn recently and feel great

this is so pure

i like your thread anon
muted

>Cat is delighted just to be near you
>Drools and purrs without even being pet
>Is so needy that it's hard to get dressed in the morning
>He just wants to be held and cuddled by me and me alone
>I'm not even the one who feeds him, he just likes me

>>34602413
lobotomized I think.
reminds me of my ex + i don't mind being a parent.

>>34602413
I can't decipher monster gf, so I pick hemophilic gf

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>>34602413
Monster gf. Fucking Duh.

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Make me you old, autistic, LARPing piece of trash.

What is wrong with Varg? Why does he think going back to the stoneage is good? People who follow him blame everything on Jews.

>>34602391
traditionalism is correct everything else is hedonism and weakness that globalists prey on

I swear if Hiro nukes /pol/

those autistic fucks will lose interest and go back to MLP, furry and other faggotry instead

I actually saw an alt-rightie today on campus. He was some fat greasy autistic kid. He was about to get jumped by group of blacks for antagonizing them with before security had to escort him away.

I always wondered what the average /pol/ack looked like IRL.

I think the gay nazi mascot wolf is cute.

>>34602279
This thread is genuinely awful. Leave here forever.

>our canines 'n us
OP I dont know if you're just pretending to be retarded as bait or if you're really this dumb

Get off your phone will driving you mongrel. Now delete this thread.

BAPS BOOBIES BREASTS BALLOONS for tit fucking

Mouth for sucking dick

Ass for anal

>>34602207
comfort

gregregreg

yes

kjeriohhh

Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>34602208
Not that I know of. I didn't even think about it until recently.

>>34602192
They are. It's surprising what the brain can come up with.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

good morning

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>Tfw rerolling in FE:heroes for the past 5hours
REEEEE I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE

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>tfw I managed to make a steam friend from here before all the fags invaded

Feels great

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>>34602071
MY girlfriends ass is pic related

nice bait mate
b8/b8

>>34602071
>implying anyone here has a gf

original skepticism