>Be in school
>What are you going to do?
Can lesbians be cuckolds?
>gf constantly cheats on you with men
>gf says sorry every time and that she was drunk and didn't know any better
>be browsing porn one day
>see qt3.14 but she's banging a dude so you almost scroll past it
>notice it's your gf
>notice that the release of the porn was last week
>she tells you she's leaving you for a chad and she's pregnant
>mfw I know someone who went through this
the answer is yes.
Why the fuck wouldn't they be able to.
Conversation with my mother 5 minutes ago
>Anon, you're twenty and you have nothing to show for it. Y'know, your uncle and auntie have a job in Scotland for you. You put fish in boxes and they give you a place to live. You seem miserably lonely and dead willed all your life in England.
>But mum, won't they cancel my disability benefits if Scotland leaves the UK?
>Not to worry, anon. Mummy always has your back haha. (smirks as she laughs at me inside)
>Hmm I'm gonna have to think about it, you know how stressful it is for me to leave the house, don't you mum?
>Oh of course I do darling, don't be daft! But you have just a week to decide, anon! Oh, btw, I made you some pies in the oven, anon. They're going to get cold!
>Okay mum, okay, just please don't let the department of work and pensions cancel my disability
What now? Was she serious or just making fun of me?
Honestly, if you're not bullshitting this offer doesn't seem too bad. You'll have a job and a new place to live, some robots would kill to escape their current hopeless setting with that kind of assurance.
Being a 5'4 manlet is worse than terminal cancer.
Prove me wrong robots.
>have to fill in a form which asks me about myself
>been agonising over filling it in
>currently on day 5
>wasted all over eastern agonising filling in a form because I don't know how to write about myself
how does it feeI to have a gf?
not a circlejerk in any way shape or form as i am the sole poster and respondent to this thread
this guy is too autistic for friends and 4chan
>most autistic person on 4chan calling anyone autistic
you're so spastic that they had to put you into a mental ward
I HATE MY FUCKING APARTMENT
I WANT OUT NOOOOOOOWW
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
my place is literally a health hazard. we've had bedbug and flea infestations 3 separate times last year, and I think there's another one on the horizon.
3 of the 6 outlets in the entire place don't work, and the ones that do sparked me on several occasions.
on top of that, when I first moved in, nearly EVERYTHING was broken but it was hidden very well. blinds fell down, doorknobs came off, closet doors fell to the ground, air conditioner broke 3 times (which is awful because I literally live in the middle of a desert), and the worst part is that they refuse to fix anything ever. you'll call them, tell them what's wrong, they'll tell you they'll fix it, and then they wait nearly a year to actually get around to it.
not to mention the fact that the front office is only open twice a week, mondays and wednesdays, right in the middle of the day. so if you want to pay rent, you'll have to take an entire day off, which is not something I can afford to do.
and you can only do it via money order. there are no other forms of payment they'll accept.
there are 3 leaky spots in the ceiling and I'm 90% sure my neighbors are methheads. 3 of the 4 stoves don't work at all. I've been robbed twice, and what's worse is the fact that rent is $950/mo for this shit.
also, they control whether or not you get heat or air conditioning, and sometimes they won't turn on the air conditioning until May or June. So, until then, you have two choices: sit in the heat, or turn on the switch and sit in even hotter heat. again, I live in a desert, so we don't even need heating most of the time, anyway.
the staff will treat you like a Nazi camp guard treats a Jew.
fuck this place. mice everywhere. can't afford to move.
LA/near LA robots:
Is it true that everyone is fake there? That they name drop a lot? The food is expensive and parking is shit? Confirm or deny stereotypes about it being the best place in the USA.
I'm from the east coast so IDK shit.
LA is huge and includes everything from skid-row to cushy suburbs, so it's hard to say.
I wouldn't trust most people in LA, and I live in LA. Most of the decent people I've met are from outside LA.
They will namedrop you though, everyone in LA secretly craves recognition.
Not really. I mean its the same as living in other places. I've lived in greece. So I cant. Speak for the rest of america. The fake people are those in the modeling/acting/movie industry
I don't know cause I'm NEET, no car and I barely talk to people ever. Hard to tell people what LA is like since I've been stuck here my whole life, literally never been anywhere else.
I will tell you though that LA has surely ruined me socially since the only reason people talk to you is to beg for money and I'm suspicious of everyone and avoid eye contact with people because
>there is no law for 24h
>for everything you do in that 24 h there would be no consequence
I would hide in woods cuz I got no weapons
im sort of afraid of dyin' so i dunno camp my apartment door with my mosin for 24 hours.
probably shop for food and whatever before hand
hiding in the woods is a good idea but i sort of want to protect my cat without involving not seeing him again
Fembots, what would you do if you woke up in this situation?
I WANT TO BREEEEEEEED
Too bad. Natural selection doesn't like you. I don't like you either. *punches you* You best watch yourself, we're wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 star systems!
How do you people keep watching anime? That shit looks all the same. Every fucking time I see some anime posting queer I get confused because I think I have seen that same prepubescent girl image repeated over and over again.
This is a genuine question, why do you watch that tasteless garbage?
Stop watching moeshit retard.
Anime is mostly about moe these days but just start watching old anime before the 2010's and you will find more variety.
And no, I'm not going to rec you shit.
I have a question for you guys. Is the Steve Jobs worship real? I remember people saying "oh yeah that sucks" but I always assumed that most of it was just lack-luster or kind of tongue in cheek.
But now, looking back, and reading things about how people viewed him, I'm beginning to think that it's actually all real. As in, people actually genuinely thought this narcissistic turdbag was somehow a great humanist or technological genius.
And this utterly baffles me. I mean, at least with Bill Gates, he seems to have at least grown a conscious and devoted all his energy to charitable endeavors. But what did Jobs do, other than make some relatively-stable hyper-expensive shiny stuff? From what I understand, the total sum of his creative genius was making computers "cool" by branding them the same way people brand clothes. The Apple II was okay I guess, but that alone is hardly worth the amount of praise he gets.
Can someone with more normie friends spell this out for me?
Yeah it's pretty real man, especially between normalfags.
I confirm it here because my cousin is crazy about apple and is the most normalfag normal I have seen along with her sister.
How can you be robot and NOT hate women?
I don't get it. They make you their enemy. How can you not hate them?