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>>36335140
Honestly, if you're not bullshitting this offer doesn't seem too bad. You'll have a job and a new place to live, some robots would kill to escape their current hopeless setting with that kind of assurance.

yeah that does sound pretty good, you can build a neetcave

plus putting fish in boxes doesn't sound like a job where you'll be dealing with people all that much

Man, my stepbrother went to Europe and got a g/f. There's no way it would've happened here. Go overseas and suddenly your exotic and hot to people no matter how you look.

I imagine having terminal cancer could probably get you at least one pity fuck.

>>36335135
I agree

t. 5'1 manlet khhv

It's clearly not or you'd be dead.

>>36335132
Just wing it and make up whatever you want.

>>36335160
...that's true actually, how the fuck are they going to know

where were you on day 1

>Writing final essay exam, about my experiences.
>I have none.

I got a c for trying.

Exactly like salty milk and coins

I do not know how it feels.

Fuck off shareblue

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cebrz.tumblr.com

>>36335024
this guy is too autistic for friends and 4chan

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>>36335046
>most autistic person on 4chan calling anyone autistic

you're so spastic that they had to put you into a mental ward

>>36335046
Why do people always post this guy's profile?

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>they keep jacking the rent every lease

STOP IT

>>36335023
What do you want, a fucking castle? Jesus. Go murder some Yuropoor nobleman and commandeer his belongings you fucking lazy nigger.

>>36335055
my place is literally a health hazard. we've had bedbug and flea infestations 3 separate times last year, and I think there's another one on the horizon.
3 of the 6 outlets in the entire place don't work, and the ones that do sparked me on several occasions.
on top of that, when I first moved in, nearly EVERYTHING was broken but it was hidden very well. blinds fell down, doorknobs came off, closet doors fell to the ground, air conditioner broke 3 times (which is awful because I literally live in the middle of a desert), and the worst part is that they refuse to fix anything ever. you'll call them, tell them what's wrong, they'll tell you they'll fix it, and then they wait nearly a year to actually get around to it.
not to mention the fact that the front office is only open twice a week, mondays and wednesdays, right in the middle of the day. so if you want to pay rent, you'll have to take an entire day off, which is not something I can afford to do.
and you can only do it via money order. there are no other forms of payment they'll accept.

there are 3 leaky spots in the ceiling and I'm 90% sure my neighbors are methheads. 3 of the 4 stoves don't work at all. I've been robbed twice, and what's worse is the fact that rent is $950/mo for this shit.
also, they control whether or not you get heat or air conditioning, and sometimes they won't turn on the air conditioning until May or June. So, until then, you have two choices: sit in the heat, or turn on the switch and sit in even hotter heat. again, I live in a desert, so we don't even need heating most of the time, anyway.
the staff will treat you like a Nazi camp guard treats a Jew.

fuck this place. mice everywhere. can't afford to move.

LA is huge and includes everything from skid-row to cushy suburbs, so it's hard to say.
I wouldn't trust most people in LA, and I live in LA. Most of the decent people I've met are from outside LA.
They will namedrop you though, everyone in LA secretly craves recognition.

>>36334998
Not really. I mean its the same as living in other places. I've lived in greece. So I cant. Speak for the rest of america. The fake people are those in the modeling/acting/movie industry

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>>36334998
I don't know cause I'm NEET, no car and I barely talk to people ever. Hard to tell people what LA is like since I've been stuck here my whole life, literally never been anywhere else.
>>36335032
I will tell you though that LA has surely ruined me socially since the only reason people talk to you is to beg for money and I'm suspicious of everyone and avoid eye contact with people because

>>36334975
I'd probably rape some qt.

chimp out

im sort of afraid of dyin' so i dunno camp my apartment door with my mosin for 24 hours.

probably shop for food and whatever before hand

hiding in the woods is a good idea but i sort of want to protect my cat without involving not seeing him again

>>36334945
Prepare to cum over and over again, and still fantasize about it many years later when I'm with my husband.

>>36334945
Is she upside down? I'd worry that I'd get a migraine from all the blood rushing to my head.

That doesn't look like a nice situation to be in at all.

hopefully dump a messy load on me from the other side of that wall

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>>36334940
Too bad. Natural selection doesn't like you. I don't like you either. *punches you* You best watch yourself, we're wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 star systems!

>>36334940
no you don't, if you did why are you shitposting
>>36334973
/tv/ pls

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>>36334973
Is this pasta? Seems like /tv/ pasta.

>>36334903
I immediately stopped watching anime at a very young age when I realized how retarded it was when my dad came in looking at it disturbed.

And that's how I became an adult.

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>>36334903
Bumping for answers

Originally

>>36334903
Stop watching moeshit retard.

Anime is mostly about moe these days but just start watching old anime before the 2010's and you will find more variety.

And no, I'm not going to rec you shit.

I remember people saying "oh yeah that sucks" when he died**

>>36334854
Yeah it's pretty real man, especially between normalfags.

I confirm it here because my cousin is crazy about apple and is the most normalfag normal I have seen along with her sister.

>>36334854
>The coworker who stencils Steve Jobs quotes on his wall and LITERALLY has OP picture hanging in his office

/pol made robots cucked. thinking they can have a gf and procreate by proxy from White Chads or something.

>>36334799
look a nigger whale hunter

>>36334823

I think it was more the influx of normies from reddit.

Fucking this, my autism forces me to refresh the page again and again. It stops me from going to bed (sometimes I stay up till 3, 4 am) and doing homework.

>He doesn't triple task.

>>36334763
>all so unironically attractive
y-you too

>>36334679
Salty milk, coins, and really bad BO

>>36334733
>bad BO
nearly puked once

>What do fat girls smell like?
Fritos