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>>34961663

Because it is good you fucking normie.

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>>34961663
>not liking anime
fuck off normie cunt

>>34961785
>>34961845

This is precisely why I don't want to be a robot.

Virgins brainwashed into thinking that anime is good.

Anime is shit.

All five iterations of me have been virgins.

>>34961568
Nice try, but the electrochemical patterns which form memories and feelings are still there, which means you still have had sex. You have memories of it, feelings of it, the only thing you dont have are the cells that did the dirty work. Nice try trying to regain your wizard status. Your entity will always be a regular human

>>34961674
yeah, i've heard that argument in every one of these threads. it's no idfferent than convincing youtself that you had sex when you didn't if it's only your retained electrochemical patterns. but your

BODY

is still virginal, since you have a new body. you're just like, some virgin guy who convinced themselves that they had sex. it's true. thats why i see a prostitute every 6 years.

Fapping in the morning/daytime will sap your energy for the day.

There's your mistake.

>>34961549
I noticed it was a problem and Im trying to deal with it. Still look at porn every day, but Im not masturbating as often. Went from every day, sometimes twice a day, to every other day. Going to go for nofap over presidents day weekend and then just either go to every three days or just see how long I can last from there. My biggest problem is I tend to swap one addiction for another and the last time I tried no fap I started smoking again, so Im probably going to be fighting those cravings again.

You probably burned up enough calories in your marathon porn session that you didn't need to go to the gym anyway and at least one of your biceps is going to gain some mass.

My usual pattern is missionary, on my knees her on her back, cowgirl then finally, prone bone. Standing and doggy are memes.

>>34961537

I highly suggest the Robin Williams where you get a belt and a towel:
>put the belt on the toilet door and around your neck
>placing the towel against your adams apple
>Tighten the belt as much as possible
>wait 10 minutes
>die
Girls love it, trust me.

Face down ass up

Like how I wish I was for a cute guy ;_;

go to walmart and buy a gun

it's really easy lol

>>34961535
Jumping off something tall
There is no chance of surviving a fall greater than 100 feet onto a hard surface

>>34961535
Noose but make sure not to squish your windpipe

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i'm a 120 pound skeletal what should i do, i really don't want to be skinny anymore. i'm already considering buying some weights.

TEACH ME CHAD

>>34961587
Eat 2500- 3000 calories a day,
Plenty of protein ideally.
Work out every other day
You should gain weight pretty quickly

>>34961618

2500 calorie is a fuck lot man, i pretty much just eat 2 meals a day, lunch and dinner and that's it. how many meals should i eat?

also do i literally just google weights excersise and do them every single day? when do i rest or what? can i just do it everyday?

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Don't forget Ebrietas!

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>>34961474
Peach be unto you, brother. Shadilay

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>>34961492

Thank you based Jynx

I have a 40 foot HMDI cable running under my carpet from my PC to my TV and use a wireless keyboard to control it

I got a small laptop so I put it in my belly and watch anime while in bed. Feels good man.

Either from pc or on tv trough xbox. My room is small so my pc and tv are infront of my bed. FeelsGoodMan.

>>34961414
Cut that bitch and never look back. Never say a word to her again.

The only way to woo her now is to show her how independent and uninterested you can really be.

>>34961450
That's what I usually do. Anytime I """date""" or form romantic feelings for someone and they leave I drop them and never talk to them again. The only problem is that this time she's a big part in our friend group so I can't really do that.

>>34961485
Then hang out with your friend group but consciously ignore this girl. Even talk to Davey but ignore her if she's near.

Force this girl to rise to your level of maturity.

Whimps, pussies and betas think the best way to get a gf is the get her to like you by agreeing with everything she says.

In theory, it should work. It does mean they hang around those women more. And might have more opportunity to get them through sheer exposure.

>>34961280
I talk to a few girls now because of it. I think I'll be one of their bf soon

Feminism has gone through periods of different waves over the years and has become diluted into thebman hating it is today. It's a shame.

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Probably, but self-diagnosing is for dumb cunts.

Not a personality disorder, just social anxiety disorder and psychotic depression.

I'm borderline and possibly "inverted Narcissist."

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>>34961225
ookaay pey-pey

>>34961225
I hef gf
haha

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>>34961434
u hef gf?
lol XDXDXDXD

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I'd love to join Team r9k
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198091706871/
just add me and Keep me informed when the season is coming up

>>34961181
That show was slightly cringy, but its moe gorl power so eh. I remember playing that game, ok times. You guys got a discord and arent beta orbiter normies?

Also computer is dead atm but im Willing to stay in contact for some feels and friends

>tfw bought russian bias set because expected to have been dead by now and given my account away

>>34961181
/id/the42c0w

Havent been on steam in a while, ill do it for you tho

as I male I feel like the pain of knowing I'll never have my dick between a pair like that is far worse

>>34961110
nice round non gigantic uneven oval shaped nipple envy yes

Not really.

My boyfriend's best friend has big boobs and he has a difficult time not staring at her chest or not trying to cope a feel despite knowing her for over 10 years. At least I know my boyfriend isn't just with me for the sex. He can look at me in the eye. We can have fun without things being sexual. He admitted to groping her while we were together and I'm cool with it. I don't care that he fondles another girl's boobs as long as it doesn't turn sexual (sex, titty fucking, handjobs, masturbation, blowjobs, etc).

ocean of piss

A place I spent the last decade in pretty much

>>34961060
Losers bait other losers into arguing about anything and nothing