>tfw today was my first wagecucking day
>spent the entire 8 hours checking my clock, waiting for the day to end
>just came home and feel exhausted
fuck this, if this is how the next 40 years of my life is going to be like, i'm fucking out of here
>girl posts dildo on snapchat story
>"reply for my second account to see me playing with this"
>"hahahaha anon no"
why am i alive
An ideal bf of mine lookslike this. Can robots even compete?
>tfw you actually have a handsome face and nice voice but your self hatred made you go 6 months without showering or brushing your teeth and now you have moderate acne that won't go away no matter what you try and your teeth are going to be yellow for life.
I've tried absolutely everything, I actually look pretty chad but if a girl wasn't disgusted by my pimples she would gag at my smile.
A fembot even said I'm really handsome but acne shouldn't be a problem at 21.... sigh
Tell me what steps you've taken to help get rid of it. Put in some effort my dude.
Clean up your diet, double or triple your fruit and veg servings
Remove all dairy from diet
Scrub face daily in shower
Shower before bed
Wash bedsheets and pillowcases once a week
Thread for discussing methods of pleasurebording and talk about how good it feels after.
share your experiences and enlighten new robots who haven't tried this method of stress relief yet.
I doubt this works and it probably kills you so sage
is this actually a thing?
i do this anyway
be careful not to pass out though, take breaks and make sure your bathroom isn't too steamy
What are you listening to right now? Im listening to pic related its "Animals" by Pink Floyd
Let me guess faggot. You also smoked some weed before to set the mood.
the only copy of the only recording of four different pieces written Czech-American composer, Vaclav Nelhybel
Is there really no chance if you're a manlet?
MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS ARE TALLER THAN ME
NOW ONE OF YOU NORMIES LIE TO ME AND TELL ME ABOUT YOUR 5'8 MANLET PUSSY SLAYER FRIEND
I'M NOT CUTE, I'M NOT MANLY, I DON'T WANT TO TRAP
GO ON NORMIES TELL ME HOW I STILL HAVE A CHANCE AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES
"You're probably not getting girls cause of your toxic personality, quit blaming your problems on your height and take some responsibility"
Someone, anyone, if you have overcome oneitis please tell me how you did so.
I fell in love with her personality. After a copious amount of "scarlet capsules" I realised she was a basic stacy. She's tried starting convos with me on fb every now and then but I just deliberately lead them to a dead end.
I guess you have to convince yourself you deserve better or at least deserve better than to long for her and never be happy.
>granpa doesn't want you anymore because your "too old" for him
>no more lap sittings without underwear and no more cave explorer
>no more playing the snake game behind your back or tongue wrestling tournaments
I feel horrible and I want to cry.
Damn I thought I was the only one
I missed my uncle as well and all the fun stuff similar to what you described
Except the police came and took him away because mommy found me and him playing the finger switch between mouth and butt game.
I want to cry.
Any other robot have regular paranoid delusions? I sure do get tired of having to deal with intrusive thoughts that I recognise as irrational yet don't go away. Knowing that they'll never go away and will probably get worse as I get older sucks to think about too.
me too, due o my insecurities, anxiety and depression i get all the time the feeling that people are ploting against me, i hate that, because i cant be sure if im right or just delusional
Ok, perhaps in your case they may be real but for me, looking at events in hindsight tells me that my brain is fucked.
>be in high school
>classmate invites me to hang with his friend group
>"he saying it as a joke, or they are going to prank me in some way"
>say maybe (no)
>still highschool, a few years later
>made friends with same group of people
They were plotting alright, plotting to play vidya and get drunk with me.
Can we get a self improvement thread going? What are some things you do to improve your self daily?
>taking cold showers (since May 2015. Only took to hot showers in the middle of November 2015)
>sleeping less (5 to 6 hours a night)
>finishing what I start (this has been very helpful.)
>not going on r9k very often
>going on boards and websites that I have in interest in, rather than falling back to r9k
>listening to more self help content
>thinking of my goals and the person I most want to become
>only fapping to my waifu
people born in 2005 are 20 years old
We have had a Brown Girls Thread in awhile. Let's fix that.
Middle Eastern, North African, Latina, Desi, anything goes.
Feel feel to share advice for securing a qt brown gf and any experiences you may have had.
1. Use a name in the namefield
2. Share your problemes, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for.
4. Join in group therapy by interacting with the others.
5. Today, I won't necessarily answer everyone, due to technical difficulties and time constraints; other regular posters will however listen to you.
If you want to send some love towards Ethan, do it to this post.
this moon cricket fucked kids and got away with it... lol