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This is my Great Grandmother, she survived the Holocaust and is turning 100 years old this weekend.
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Oy veeeeey
That fucking nose!
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>>35276343
you wouldn't be posting this if you're real life identity was tied to your posts, now would you faggot.
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how does it feel knowing your great grandma has been lying about the "holocaust" for 70 years

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The west is falling apart and you are doing what?

Sitting in your basement shitposting about how you can't get laid, genius.

Leave /r9k/, Acquire True Friends, Get Fit, Cleanse degeneracy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0NQdk0Er5A

What's your excuse?
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It's not falling apart. The smart people are staying home.
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>im going to stop the fall of the west?
>friends
>Gf
>getting
>implying
>stopping degeneracy
>how
>why

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What is the most robot head shape?
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If we're being realistic, Oval
If we're talking about space alien robot furry fuckers then probably Diamond
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>>35276146
Round definitely
Square/diamond shaped is chads
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>>35276146
Diamond here

Stacies have complimented my cheekbones before but I've also had them assume I'm a crack addict due to my bony face combined with my pale skin. Goes both ways

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Let's have one of these again
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I need (You)'s
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>>35276083
I just sent you a message on Kik, I'm the American anon from yesterday who never got around to contacting you
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Hi again~
Forgot to add that I'm a student, not that it matters much because I'm not good at it nor do I think it's great

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Would you fuck a male, /r9k/?
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>>35275959
I'd prefer to be the one getting fucked, but I'd fuck him too
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>>35275959
Yes. But would I fuck any male? I don't know. I sometimes feel that if anyone finally wanted to have sex with me that I would have no right to refuse.
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>>35275959
>tfw no cute slutty Melbourne robot to do this in front of me

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My wife and I have been married for 5 years today. She's been an amazing friend and partner and has been with me through the death of my father. Here she is in our first apartment (only 500 sq. ft. ).
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>>35275926
>Normie taunting
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Alright? what do you want from us?
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>>35275926
Urwife is ugly

Even after marriage ur a cuck

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>ask for actual help on losing weight
>someone starts spouting useless memes like...

>protein
>calories in calories out
>lifting
>cardio
>carbs
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis
https://authoritynutrition.com/ketogenic-diet-101/

Not a meme, you can eat as much as you want just need to avoid carbs. Eat as much fat and protein as you wish just no more liquid jew, no more fried potato jew, and no more desserts.
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>>35275922
Alright here's the SUPER SECRET: eat foods that are water-dense. No bread or dry food. Water has zero (0) calories and if it is the primary constituent of a food then that food wil have a lot less energy but still be filling.

If you eat to stimulate your taste buds try spicing low calories foods the way you would high calorie foods and use more spices in general. Spices add flavor without really contributing to nutritional value.
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>>35275922
I've recently been getting water bottles and putting them in the freezer for about 40mins. They turn into a slushy and I feel like I'm eating ice cream :-) ~

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I fucked my 57th TINDER girl tonight, and I recorded the festivities for you guys so you can see what the average TINDER date actually looks like

https://my.mixtape.moe/ohetqh.MP4
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No alcohol was needed this time, she was down as fuck


https://my.mixtape.moe/ustjga.MP4
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Sushi bro! Couple questions for you. How tall are you and what kinda car do you drive. For research purposes.
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nasty humans.


to all da pha**0ts out there dont make it a 300 replies

You have ten seconds to tell me why your little dicklet is not in a cage, or you can say goodbye to your pathetic little clit.
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go ahead and take it, I won't need it you fucking soft cunt
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>>35275645
are you a boy, or a girl? this is important

(how is this not original, wtf)
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Nobody to hold the keys

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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Let it all out. I'll start:
Dear K,
Last night I dreamt of you, as I have come to do most nights. As the months creep on me I should think that soon your image should fade away from my mind and I will be free from the face that tortures me with every delicate contour. I should think that the voice which tortures me with its soothing compassion will be forgotten from my ears. I'm not sure whether to think this a good or bad thing. I think some part of me derives a malign pleasure from allowing myself to fester away by indulging in the poetry of my love for you. My mind has you into the verse of every song I listen to; you are the far-away lover of a sailor, the thorn in Sinatra's heart, the sad eyed lady of the lowlands and the mystical wife of Bob Dylan - my very own teenage prayer. I am addicted; utterly obsessed. I know deep down that you are not half of what my foolhardy mind has abstracted you into, nonetheless, you are the only one who has ever made me feel this way. Before I met you, I had never loved another woman for more than a week. I had hoped the same would happen with you, but alas, the mind wants what it can't have.
Yours sincerely,
A
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Dear OP
ur gay
Yours sincerely
Anxiety
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Dear Mumsy,
Thank you for always being caring and supportive. I feel really blessed to have you as my Mother. I love you with all my heart.
Your son,
anonymous
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Dear OP,
Your posts are always too fucking long and you seem to have this idea in your head that I'm going to read the entire thing. I can assure you that that is not the case. All the same, I wish you the best.

Your always,
Anonymous.

>Be 20
>Fapping for six years
>no gf ever
>Kinks escalate, anal, hentai, incest, a bit of beast
>Eventually start getting into cuck shit after getting exposed to it on a femdom site
>Start feeling guilty, humiliated, and emasculated after every fap
>Decide that either my inferiority complex is feeding my cuck fetish or vice versa
>Decide to NoFap
>Relapse after a month
>A few days later all I can think about is getting off to cuck porn
>Even after giving in to the craving, the orgasm isn't even that good, and the feeling of guilt afterwards outweighs the dopamine rush
>Start NoFapping again because it just generally makes me feel like shit now, can't even get off to the dirtiest 'vanilla' porn

Anyone dealt with anything like this? I feel like I'm way to young to be this desensitized.
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Yes
Especially
>Even after giving in to the craving, the orgasm isn't even that good, and the feeling of guilt afterwards outweighs the dopamine rush

Humans were meant for better things
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>>35275428
I didn't think about it until seeing your post, but I just realized that I've been masturbating for more years than I was alive when I started. Kind of a strange thought.
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I never got past vanilla because I realized it's unlikely to ever happen in my life

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Hip Hop Thread!

>who's your favorite artists?
>what are you listening to?
>when's the last time you fapped?
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>hip hop
No thanks, I'm not a 14-year-old white kid.
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>j.cole
>j.cole- cole world
>last week
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>>35275270
kodak black
oregano

Feels bad man. TFW you like Tom boys and soft butch girls but most of them are so regressive
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i didn't rape them. who raped them?
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>>35275180
>tomboys
>hot

Just tell everyone you want to fuck dudes
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>tfw shift my personality depending on the gf
I currently have 2 social justice warrior e-gf's, a muslim hating white e-gf from Kazakhstan who laughs at refugees drowning, a real life sjw gf, and a real life /pol/ autist gf.

it's very easy, just act like how they would want you to

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I hate this company's corporate identity. I don't even hate their products, I use Gmail and YouTube, but I hate how cool and hip they try to be. I hear they let their numale employees take naps at work like they're fucking babies. I also hate the leftist politics they try to force on you on the Google Search page. I started using Bing just so I could avoid that.
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the truth about google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30&t=115

they are collecting the information we give them. what we type in, our videos, they collect our behaviours and create prediction technology. today they can predict what we want to type into their engine, but in the near future they will be able to predict human group hivemind behaviour as well as how we react to external stimuli or events. they will stage events to control us. their human prediction software will also be used to create the first AI robots that will replace us so that we never have a chance to rebel
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>>35275049
Even this is a copypasta. Ive been around for too long
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sorry to hear that dude i'll pass it on to my boss

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Anyone want losing their virginity to actually have some meaning and be special?

People keep telling me to just fuck a random club slut, to fuck a prostitute, etc. Why the fuck would I do that? I'd rather use my hand than have sex without meaning. I want my first time to be special. I want to feel it has meaning, I want a connection with the girl I'm losing it to.

No fucking one night stands. Loving, passionate sex with a girl I love and am in a relationship with. I will never lose my virginity if I cannot lose it in a special and meaningful way. Anyone else feel similarly?
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>>35274761
Mine ment something :)
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That's off the table for guys these days.
Probably ever.

t. chad
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I lost my virginity when I was 14. I don't remember who I had it with. My life has no meaning

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