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My friends girlfriend likes me I think.
>chilling with the bros
>she won't fuck off
>keeps complimenting me
>told my best friend she thinks I'm attractive
>leave something in a room and she knows I'm coming to get it
>walk in and she's in her panties
>take the shit and perform greetings
>she's makes the sly "fuck me" face
>realize I can fuck this bitch rn
>she's an 8.5
>don't do it cuz I'm with the "bros"
>"bros" ditch me later
Normies reeee
Should I fuck her to get back at them? It will be a nice fuck I think.
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>>34909989
fuck her if you want to fuck her
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>>34909989
Fuck off back to /adv/ you normalfag
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>>34910015
What if this fucks up my reputation?
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Superpower thread.
Visit this link. Whatever superpower pops up is now the superpower you possess. Explain how you use the superpower to your advantage.
Hard mode: No rerolls
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>34909914
> Shell Formation
Fucking kek
I guess I'll make Jackass-type videos of me hurting myself wuthout actually hurting myself.
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>>34909914
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undine_Physiology
>Undine Physiology
>I can transform into a water-dwelling fairy
>Finally I can go to the deepest hole in the ocean and not have to interact with other people
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>Trick Boomerang
I'n not even australian wtf
Post anything that makes you cringe
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There, I contributed.
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how about this one?
originalo
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I found another cringe picture in my folders.
>At my job i have lots of female employees
>Get along with a few
>One specific one, is a real Stacy, great looking, talkative, heaps and heaps of friends
>Notice she always tells me about other people, when something happens etc..
>Tells me how even her own friends who they fucked at work
>Realize even i have to be careful, realize she will go to the other girls later on
>"So i just talked with anon and he said this and that"
Wow, am i supposed to keep up this charade and not say anything negative to her or something i dislike/dislike someone at work? It's like when i talk to a girl i cant say anything negative otherwise everyone will know.
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TENDIES NOW
TENDIES NOW!
THERE WILL BE CARNAGE IF I DON'T
GET MY TENDIES NOW
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>>34909744
>talking to a stacy
There's your problem. Simply ignore her and dont give her anything other than the base human recepect\decency that's required in your job. She'll fuck off soon.desu that's probably more respect than she'd give YOU if you were in her shoes, so go for it anon
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Don't be a gossiping little queen. That is all.
I TRYED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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>>34909742
Kill yourself OP. Low effort shitpost. Can't even spell "tried" right.
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>>34909742
I BLEED IT OUT DIGGIN DEEPER
JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
I BLEED IT OUT
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'CAUSE YOUUUUUUU LEFT ME
JUST WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST
If this thread reaches 200 posts you will all be awarded with 72 virgins when you die.
If not, then eternal damnation for everyone.
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>>34909661
>not specifying female virgins
Could end up with 72 League of legends players...
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>>34909661
>>>/b/ plus Jan you go heard???
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>>34909661
>If not, then eternal damnation for everyone.
So life as we know it will go on?
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why there are so many traps and people who like traps on 4chan? It's the same in da real world or it's only this site?
pic not related
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Shemale porn is pretty popular amongst degenerates. People usually don't admit to it because normies will think you are gay.
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>>34909642
>never heard of traps in IRL
>need saw them
>only knew about gays
>discover 4chinz
>unknown human being discover
>what the fuck a trap issuposed to be
>try to not get hard when I see a trap know
Shiet 4chan is another world really
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>>34909691
Never saw them *
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>get a gf
>she dies
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Did you get to fuck her?
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>>34909593
Definitely. You really think OP could fuck a woman that was alive?
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>>34909583
Fuck, mate. That's tough. I feel sorry for you, but it's not the reason to kys. Did she commit suicide?
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Post relatable stuff that happens in class.
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>it's reading hour
>tummy starts making loud ass stunds
>can hear stacies Snickerigatan behind me
It doesn't matter how much I eat it still makes noise REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34909575
Fucking auto correct origi
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>>34909575
Missfoster
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>THAT FUCKING NIGGER THAT ALWAYS HAS A SQUEAKY MECHANICAL PENCIL
>three exams today
>took stimulants to study
>it's 6:00 am
>haven't slept
>have to go to class at 9:00 am
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>>34909449
Why don't you just do your work consistently instead of cramming? It's much easier
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>>34909471
because I'm bad, stupid, and lazy
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>>34909449
you should take a nap op. or just lay down, and try to rest your head a bit
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>Internet has nearly an infinite renewable amount of media, entertainment and education to consume
How do I deal with this bros I watch and read so much shit every day and it probably doesn't even scrapes at 1% of the knowledge, entertainment and data available. I wish I can put time in stasis so I can catch up on all the shit I can catch up with.
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>>34909403
What exactly is he confused at in this image?
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>>34909562
information overload
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>>34909696
A picture of a plane and french fries sure is a whole lot of information to be taking in at once
Are you searching for a mommy gf?
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>tfw INFJ
>tfw I would be a mommy gf if only I was a girl
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>>34909357
You can be a daddy gf instead
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>>34909357
unironically this is my feeling
but I'm usually INTP, I think?
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Why are /pol/ cucks ?
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>>34909313
inferiority complex. they're probably the exact people they usually shit on. mixed-breed failures. it's pretty sad that one has to resort or run off to some anonymous imageboard and dedicated his days to shitty photoshopped memes that are factually incorrect in an attempt to try and persuade people to get on their side.
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They got cucked by the Russians. Love it.
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>>34909819
>inferiority complex
Says the guy posting on /r9k/
As annoying as they can be, at least they're trying to find some direction in life and improve others lives through their mei meis.
But I have no purpose.
I resent those with purpose and passion.
That is why we hate /pol/
But I could be wrong, but look at this image and tell me it is sane.
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>mother is a corrupt manipulatable subhuman
>father is a thief
how do i deal with this
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What the hell? Im in the exact same situation, although, my father has the additional feature of being a meth addict
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So your parents are jews?
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>>34909308
>>mother is a corrupt manipulatable subhuman
why is it always the mothers?
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>tfw you're too intelligent to be straight
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>>34909252
I AM A HURRICANE LISTEN TO YOURSELF TURN
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>tfw you're too intelligent to be a theist
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>tfw too intelligent to feel depressed