>anon, I need your goy dick inside me RIGHT NOW to make lots of Jewish babies!!
find a better-looking Jewish woman
Why do people drink? It worsens everything.
>bought 4 loko at convenience store down the road
>tastes like diluted carbonated nyquil
>there goes about $2.70 I'll never see again
Because they're stupid? Although some drink because they want to die faster. They're too cowardly to shoot themselves but they'll chug down bottle after bottle in the hopes their liver just vanishes.
What do you ask God?
Where exactly on this earth is the woman who will love me forever
Wagies last day of solitude edition
Let's see your setup, robots. Post pics of your desktop background or your bedroom. Time for a comfy thread.
Give me one good reason CCleaner is bad
What is the coolest thing to say just before kicking someone's ass ?
>It's a "I'm kidnapped and turned into a girl against my will dream"
How can I stop these horrible nightmares?!
>Being spitroasted by chubby, hung futas
It is a nightmare! Do you want to be a cute girl or something?
University General. How y'all holding up, anons?
I'm packing to move back into the dorm tomorrow. Held off on packing for way too long but I'll get it done.
Just moved into my apartment today. I have two other roomates, and one is a real sperg who has stayed in his room with the door closed the whole time while I was moving in with my dad. I'm autistic as fuck but damn it's a bit strange
How are you hoIdin up, /r9k/?
>started looking through my old messages to highschool buddies
>I was a completely different person back then
>actually said funny things, could make conversation
>all of those relationships have died and I'm alone now with my life in
>hits me like a sack of bricks how lonely and miserable I am compared to just a few years ago
>grab the whiskey bottle and start chugging
And now here I am drunk reading your thread OP. How are you robro?
Living my life one prescription refill at a time. Every 30 days I get a bottle of benzos and concerta and its a good couple of weeks, followed by pure misery until the next refill.
Cant really complain.
Have you guys been in a fight?
Share your experiences ITT
>Playing dodgeball at elementary school
>Kept throwing at this asian guy
>Suddenly he snaps and runs after me
>I tried avoiding him by running but he was onto me trying to hit me
>Out of nowhere I stop running and throw a blind punch right to his face
>He tries to grab me but I'm trained in muay thai and karate so I grab him like they do in muay thai and hit his stomach with my knee
>He hits the back of my head a couple times before giving up
>He cried afterwards
>walking down street at night near hotel
>cabal of mexicans fighting
>coordinated shirts so probably gang related
>squeeze through and run across
>wearing white shirt
>mexican shoved into me
>punches me in jaw
>guarding face and kneeing
>gets trucked by other color
>crowd helps tfo
>cops show up
>mfw fat guy swinging cinderblock on chain showed up before arrests
What's the dumbest reason you've been banned from 4chan?
>Mexicans are ugl-
how many does the average robot meet?
>it's another "acne outbreak all over my breasts" edition
>plus a big cyst on my right asscheek
How are you holding up fellow fembots?
I'm starting college again
I'm probably gonna fuck it up like I did the first time
I'm retarded and that is why I fail
I can't go back to CC again if I fuck up this time