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Four kids were playing, and one of them threw a ball right through your window. Here's what they had to say for themselves.
>A: "Not me! I didn't break a thing!"
>B: "OK, I'll tell the truth. It was me. I broke it."
>C: "Don't be mad at A! He didn't do anything!"
>D: "B didn't break the glass, I swear."
You know for a fact that the scamp who broke your window is lying. However, an unknown number of the other children may be lying as well. Can you figure out which one of these darned kids broke your window?
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It was obviously A and C is lying too.
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>>37737173
A. He was the only one who chose to defend himself instead of protect someone else.
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what game is this? played it but can't remember
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SOMEDAY
I'LL BE
BIG ENOUGH
SO YOU CAN'T HIT ME
AND ALL YOU
EVER GONNA BE
IS
MEAN!!!
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>>37737123
What did taytay mean by this?
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>>37737144
All you are is mean
and a liar
and pathetic
and alone in lifeTayTay made a song for /r9k and no one talks about it
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>>37737254
I'm not surprised that celebrities make songs like this. They get so much irrational hatred. It changes you after awhile.
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What's your favorite song on this album?
>shine on you crazy diamond
>welcome to the machine
>have a cigar
>wish you were here
Mine is have a cigar
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Number 4 down the list mah dood.
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>WTTM
those sweeping synths lines are otherworldly.
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>>37737119
Shine on you crazy diamond, especially the first half. Especially the instrumental parts
tfw no sub to get you off
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post discords rady#2756
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>>37737105
>tfw no sub to get you off
I'm a spergy loser I couldn't get you off over the Internet
My only quality is a tight butthole
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>>37737105
Well are you a guy or a girl and what are you looking for?
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any gun fans here?
If i want a cylinder bore double barrel 12 gauge that can shoot 3 inch shells would most gun stores have this? whats the best way to get one
i dont have to have one but i want one
whats a good brand or model
also how would i know if it is choked or a cylinder bore? i want it to be the same length all the way
thank you
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>>37737066
Im a gun fan but my country isnt and i dont have the money for licenses
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>>37737066
Make one loser.
Its easy.
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What guitars do r9k play?
I play a Squier VM Jaguar in green (Pic related)
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>>37737042
Morgan GP CE 10 BLK.
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A Gio Ibanez.
It's pretty versatile.
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>>37737042
Question : how do i into guitar?
I want to learn how to play
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>walking near sharp pointy objects in case I slip and impale my eyes
>driving behind gas truck in case it might explode
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>>37737001
dying to explosion doesn't sound that bad
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>>37737001
Lately Ive been quite scared of trucks because of terrorism but then i see its a white driver and im ok
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>>37737001
Any large flying insects.
Also heights, because I'm afraid I could fall and die.
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>already fapped twice today
>have an aching hard-on
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>>37736984
breathe while looking at yer dick and it will soften
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>>37736984
You lack self-control. Sort yourself out, faggot.
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OP I would fucking vacuum suck your dick so hard
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WOW SHE CUTE! *Stolen by a gook*
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>>37736918
there is an unlimited supply of average looking girls like that. He can have her
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>>37736957
>there is an unlimited supply of average looking girls like that
Where's yours? :^)
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>>37736957
>>37736978
Need more text me
Kek
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Why do men get married? There are literally zero positives that I can think of.
Hard mode: no ">muh tax breaks"
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Because they think with the dick and not the mind. when they realize they fucked up its too late and the bitch trapped them.
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Social acceptance and commitment, with a paper and ring to back it up. Not saying im for or against it, but thats the basics rly.
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The opportunity to spend your life with someone you truly love, and then have children.
Who here gross beyond words but can't help it?
> be me
> never wipe ass after shitting because lazy
> all the shit stains accumulate and compact into layers of crusty poop on my butt
> at night when I scratch my ass i broke through layers of sediment and unearth smells so putrid they get worse the deeper my finger goes
> eventually I reach ooze
> bring my fingers to my face and rub the shit into my hair/face
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>>37736883
why
originalimo
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natural selection takes its course
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>>37736883
why tho
origamindio
The existence of misogyny, MRAs, MGTOW, /r9k/, and anti feminism is due to mothers spoiling their sons.
If Elliot Rodger's mother would have just put him over her knee and tanned his spoiled little behind, he wouldn't have grown up to be an entitled manbaby and would have respected women.
Mothers need to go back to traditional punishment.
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>>37736865
>women abusing males more will make males hate women less
Damn...
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>>37736979
>Spanking
>Abuse
t. Spoiled manbaby
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>>37736865
>anti feminism is due to mothers spoiling their sons.
I know right it's always the women.
How do we solve the fat shaming epidemic? I think it needs to be taught in schools that not everyone has the same genetic makeup, people's metabolisms and appetites are all completely different.
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You can control being fat anon. Stop making excuses. I'm a fat fuck because I drink lots of soda and don't even do the bare minimum of exercise. I'm a disgusting piece of shit and so are you. You can STOP being fat anytime you want, it just takes a bit of effort and self control. Shit nigga, get yourself together.
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>>37736802
8 months ago when I became 94kg I added vegetables to my diet and reduced sugars.
Now I'm 89 kg and I became optimistic and now think I can do better and better
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>>37736802
don't worry anon. feminists are already working on that for you.
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>tfw no mathilda gf
I'd do anything to date her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbvgfEaC6GM
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am i the only one who loves her?
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yes you dip you're the only one
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General chatting thread, mini-triathlon edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have any questions, or just want to vent for a bit and get stuff off your chest, here's the thread to do it. I will attempt to answer every post as sincerely as possible(:
>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>inb4 what are your credentials for being a normie
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>>37736662
>>>/soc/
You are so new it's not even funny.
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>>37736662
Fine, ill fall for it.
What kind of "hobbies" or past time your people has?
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Why am I addicted to 4chan?
original