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Reminder that the average rich person think an average person just drops $150 on drinks on a weekly basis.
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>>37254228
Who the fuck puts 5% down? Shitty interest rates. I always try to put 20%.
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>>37254228
So fucking clueless
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So? Only degenerates go out drinking and clubbing on the weekend

>porn video starts with pov shot of guy jerking off
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>in the middle of fucking guys moves camera around so it sits on his face for a good 4 seconds
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>guy creampies the girl
>doesn't eat his cum out of her
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>Guy starts screaming while he cums

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When did you return to Christianity?
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Christianity IS atheism, so you never really leave it.
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christian general?
christian general!
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>be on 4chan
>everybody poking fun at christfags
>atheism becomes mainstream/too "reddit"
>people on 4chan start pretending to be christfags
lol

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How do you deal with the fact that you will never have a girlfriend? How do you deal with the fact that you will never know the taste of a pussy?
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i will never even kiss a girl

fuck
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>>37253929
good thing i got a last taste before my ex broke it up
Truthfully though nothing special, you could probably get a better tasting whole out of a newly showered qt
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>>37253929
lol where the HECK is the doodle!!

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What demographic or groups of r9k posters do you find the most irritating?

For me,
>People who use Pepe for anything other than very ironic greentext or trolling
>Anyone who posts in ideal girlfriend threads for any reason
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Anyone who's not a virgin and didn't pay for it.
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>people who pussy worship/use words like "fembot"/"femanon" unironically
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>>37253877
Robots that are so far down the hole they ostracize or try to criticize robots that are trying to better themselves

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How do I move to a big city from a small town? There's no jobs or training here. Homeless shelters and section 8?
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fuck off. we don't want any more city slickers, you fags are no different than niggers
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Get an education and then a job in a city?
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>>37253893
I need to be in the city before I can attend college

Hey /r9k/ I finally decided to live the normie life I managed to climb out of the pit I was in and I even had a girlfriend for a week she was perfect, but after that week was done she asked if we could have an open relationship so I said told her to gtfo and never talk to me again and I have broke all contact with her, her family, friends all of them I I give up /r9k/ I fucking give up I tried to be a normie but obviously all women are whores and need to be killed when artificial wombs come out thinking of moving to the states and joining the military there im /fit/ enough so roastie story bread and comfy bread also? I just don't know what to do.
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>>37253587
get back up and try again friend. you did good getting out of that relationship as soon as you saw it for what it was. The next one you find isn't likely to be after an open relationship.
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>>37253625
I guess its so hard to find decent women in this world. Why is that? why do women not like having a traditional relationship?
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>>37253656
the issue here is that a lot of men want that shit too, because they could actually get pussy outside of their gf

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Anyone else abandon the dumb distraction of having a cellular phone? If not, why do you still use a dumb normie brainwashing device?
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I don't have to be at my computer to use the internet
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>>37253561
Why do you feel the need to be constantly connected? I get fine through the school and work day without constant internet connection. In my free time I just read or people watch.
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Sorry friend but the utility of a phone goes beyond being a portable distraction device. If you got rid of yours because you felt it was a hindrance then good for you but I'm not going to reject the pinnacle of tech innovation because some retard on /r9k/ said it was dumb.

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So what's on your mind, Anon?

I've been thinking a lot about what I'm going to do this summer.
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>>37253528
How im going to pull the excuse of
"I dont think they put that shit in the grade book"
when my parents find out I failed
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Every day I pray a nuclear missle kills me and my family instantly.
God hasn't been kind yet.
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>>37253528
Something is keeping me from killing myself and I just can't for the life of me figure out what it is. I've stripped away everything and there's still something there. I've cut into the flesh only to discover a bone, unyielding and unseen. Maybe I just don't want to kill myself, but then why else would I do the things I do? I have no one left in my life and have alienated, mostly unconsciously, everyone in my life. I'm sure even my parents expect it at this point.

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All fembots seem to be either edgy atheists or conservative Christians.

I haven't met any Jewish fembots. Does this mean that Jews only produce normies?
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>tfw no Jewess gf to birth you children who can join in the conspiracy
there's no such thing as "fembot" by the way, women are necessarily normalfags
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>>37253198
Yeah I wish I was born a jew so I could fuck shit up with soros. Sucks to live senpai.
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Jewish girls have BIG JEW TITS

I've said this multiple times and I will say it again. ALL SODOMITE ENABLERS DESERVE DEATH.

Ever since the Oregon Shooting in 2015, all /r9k/ related boards were swarmed with two things. normalfags and faggot recruitment threads shilling for degeneracy. Someone has to stand up to these people, even if that has to be me, and I have to stand on my own.
It's like as soon as they found young men ready to rise up and rebel (beta uprising), they started shilling for the worst degenerate vices to control them. What a more disgusting way can there be to neutralize a disenfranchised youth than to appeal to his low self esteem and make him a submissive degenerate controlled by the basest pleasure (taking it up the ass) and have him dress like a girl / sterilize himself with hormones to idealize being a fucktoy to the very same degenerate (((elites))) that are probably behind the gay/tranny shilling.

You are preying on lonely autists in a bad lot in life, with very little in the way of self esteem and very little to lose. You are using this to your advantage to manipulate your sick agenda into their minds. You deserve slow and public impalement. How's that for taking it up the ass?

I have relegated myself to 8ch /r9k/ and /v9k/ because of the better posting quality and good moderation nuking these shilling threads, but in doing so I abandoned this board, and with it, very many new autistic anons that were targeted and turned gay because of this. I know I could have been one of them because like most of us, I started out on 4chan. I won't stand by while the next generation of impressionable autists are PSYOPed into becoming degraded effeminized fucktoys for sick people pushing an agenda

ITT we spread the truth about faggots, free ourselves of sick fetishes and take action against all the sick faggots preying on lonely autists. Remember to save the content here to BTFO any faggot you might come across.
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>>37253053
THINGS THAT FAGLOVERS DONT WANT YOU TO SEE. THEY ONLY WANT TO BRAINWASH YOU TO BE EFFEMINATE SO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS AND BECOME THEIR AIDS-INFECTED SEX SLAVE. ITS ONE THING TO NOT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AND BE PURE, AND ANOTHER TO LOSE IT AT THE COST OF ALL YOUR DIGNITY, BEING A SUICIDAL CROSDRESSING MANIPULATED TRANNY FAGGOT
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>>37253082
IRREFUTABLE STATISTICS EXPOSING FAGGOTS FOR THE SICK FUCKING PERVERTS THEY ARE AND RECRUITMENT INTO THEIR AIDS DEATH CULT
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>>37253109
PEDOPHILIA IS A WELL KNOWN PHENOMENON AMONGST HOMOSEXUALS, BECAUSE AT THEIR CORE PEDOPHILIA AND HOMOSEXUALITY ARE BOTH SICK PERVERSE FETISHES. THAT IS THE PRIMARY REASON THEY PUSH SO HARD FOR GAY ADOPTION. CHILDREN RAISED IN HOMOSEXUAL HOUSEHOLDS ARE OFTEN MOLESTED, TURNED GAY THEMSELVES AND ALMOST ALWAYS END UP FUCKED UP IN SOME WAY

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what are /r9k/'s favourite albums? 60
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Obligatory maiden album
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>>37253002
Mastodon>everything
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Will always be a great album. Like wildflower too even though some of the songs were shit

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Story time, /r9k/. I got an unsolicited text from a random number and decided to roll with it.
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Bonus points to whoever actually gets my riddle
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Yes, I live in Seattle
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target location identified

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https://english.emmaclit.com/2017/05/20/you-shouldve-asked/

>women literally patting themselves on the back for having the ability to plan ahead
>and only women are capable of this
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>>37252784
this seems like things that people naturally do, or is it not common to think about what possible problems could happen and how you could solve them whenever you do things
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>women will bitch and scream if "her man" is not helping her with her mundane bullshit at a moment's notice
>EXPECT you to read their minds and will blame you when you INCONCEIVABLY fail
>believe that they are entitled to change the personalities of their significant others to better suit their needs
>feel superior for remembering to do all the shit that single men and every other human being on the planet does, daily
>genuinely believe that multitasking house chores is an accomplishment worthy of praise
women are fucking stupid, kill them all
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>>37252784
>mental load
feminist or not, I think they do have a point. Or at least it happens a lot with my parents. My dad is the type to just do shit as the problem arises (sweeping the floor when it seems dirty, deciding that clothes need to be washed the next day when he has only one shirt left) but many things can't be done that way, and my mother has to plan for them.
Even better, I do it with my gf. It's probably just laziness but it happens.

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who here /lazy/, /smelly/, and /rotting/?

>be months since i brushed my teeth
>breath smells so bad i have to keep my mouth shut
>yellow-whiteish gunk built up in my gums
>tongue is pale and yellow
>havent showered since feb
>dandruff makes it look like i have lice
>cant shake head without dandruff falling everywhere
>havent scrubbed back since 2013
>too lazy to reach
>back is getting blacker
>black stuff built up behind ears too
>yellow stuff on my toe nails
>acne everywhere
>balls always unbearably smelly
>im always itchy everywhere
>been wearing the same clothes since feb
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Take a bath you filthy neet
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>>37252743
Well the only way out is to kill yourself OP you waste of skin
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>>37252743
do you live with your parents how old are you, why havent your parents kicked u out yet?


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