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>you will never fuck ptp
God kill me now. Strike my suffering soul. All I want to do is eat out ptp...
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>>35797162
Could have just said comfy Nier thread.
>2b, A2 or Commander will never step on you
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Imagine how much better life would be if we all had android gfs.
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>>35797162
Everytime I think of 2B I get depressed knowing I will never have her. Playing this game was a mistake
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Is North Korea a robot paradise?
>Chad gets sent to 15 years hard labor and will never see the sun again
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>>35797087
thats because in N Korea there is only one chad
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>>35797087
Holy fuck this always makes me laugh. Chad absolutely and definitively blown the fuck out for good, for life. His life is completely fucking ruined for literally nothing. So many questions. Why even go there? Why do anything that could even be slightly misinterpreted? Guess we'll never know.
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>>35797087
>>Chad gets sent to 15 years hard labor and will never see the sun again
Name? Link? story?
I love it when Chads get wrecked.
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>Please list some of your extra-curricular activities
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>>35797015
fucking your sister in the ass
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talking about awkward situations that boring and anti social people run into on a Swedish cuck forum
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>score top .5 percentile on sat
>still rejected from most unis cuz im an autist with no extracurriculars
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Hey wagie, are you enjoying your weekend?
I hope so because once the mondays hits in you will return ro your slavery at mr shekelstein company again!
Isn't it fun how you contribute to society by producing wealth for your masters?
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Why are NEETs so fuckign RETARDED? DONT YOU KNOW YOU DON THAVE ANY MONEY!!!!!
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>>35797117
silly wagie, yelling while he colapses to his own anger.
Little did he know about a thing called autism bux.
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You spend every waking hour making and posting in these threads, so your free time is completely meaningless.
Outanon %morakniv
Robots Outdoors 2017-03-26 05:02:11 Post No.35796930
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Greetings /r9k/, I come from the far away land of /out/. I have visited here before and posed this question: "why don't you all get the fuck out?".
But seriously, why don't robots like the outdoors? I mean hiking, camping, ect ect.
If you're shy but just want to meet people, it's a great way to bond with others. If you prefer to be alone, it's amazing the solitude and introspective view you can find being alone outside, away from the distractions thay surround you.
Why not give it a shot? Is be glad to help. Tell me why you don't get the fuck /out/?
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Hi Anon, I doubt anyone here will respond to this appeal, but I wish you happiness in the outdoors. It seems like a strong antidote to the evils that beset robots.
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Last time in posed this question I had a lot of responses. Mostly excuses, but I understand.
Sc/out/s and robots are really not all that different.
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>>35796930
I think /out/ is where I would hang out if I were a better person.
Some day I hope to have the strength to go full MGTOW, when that happens I will make a point of visiting more.
Why does this make white men angry? They're not Asian men and the women aren't even white.
>>>/gif/10273454
What is white men's problem with black men?
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>>35796914
>not supporting black genocide
More blacks mate outside their race, the faster they vanish.
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>>35796914
Muh pure asian waifus desu.
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>>35796914
>goes to /gif/
>reads the retarded racebait posts instead of just watching the porn
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Who else fall asleep while hugging a pillow in the hopes that you will dream of snuggling with a gf?
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>>35796907
The only reason I hug a pillow is because it allows my arms to be in a more comfortable position when sleeping.
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>>35796907
>Not using a combination of pillows and a spare blanket to simulate the whole body
I really wish the normie meme wasn't true
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Always did this,though I prefer to be hugged truthfully.
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>even /r9k/ fat shames
It's despicable.
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>>35796893
>he was able to post this in between his endless mouth stuffing sessions
I'm proud of you.
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Maybe people would stop making fun of you if you stopped stuffing your fat greasy mouth with food you fucking slobfatty
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>>35796893
/r9k/ is literally fat fetish central. If you're still being shamed, you must be doing something very wrong.
>tfw no qt voraphile gf
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>>35796890
>Can't decide if I want to be the pred or get eaten
I-I don't know
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>>35796890
All the female voraphiles I've seen are just giantessfags/soft vore fags who don't care about the best parts of vore.
Having a voraphile gf would be pointless unless she could draw too since you can't really act on it in real life.
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>>35796938
Some people like to just be the observer. You don't have to be the pred/prey like most people seem to do.
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Sorry, F.
I ended things abruptly.
That's all I wanted to say.
Au revoir!
-M
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>>35796852
J
You know, in trying to act brave as if I've weathered this thing. But the truth is I still miss you and I still open our chat.
J
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s,
do you think im not already in love with you? how fucking stupid of a chad are you? you think you can cuckold me and it wont matter? i will show you how much i love you. time to DIE
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B,
I'm sorry I was such an asshole I really never realized how awful I was to you all the time. I've tried to say I'm sorry to you for the past 2 years and I could just never fucking do it.
You were one of the best friends I've ever had and I miss you.
-h
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Do you guys think I waited long enough to send a "check up" message? Maybe she's still thinking of a good response...
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>>35796789
She looks pretty disgusting tbqhwy
Can we get a full picture?
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>>35796789
Maybe she was chatting while trying to go to sleep and fell asleep before you asked
...or not
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>>35796810
You know what they say, beggars can't be choosers
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ITT i stream of consciousness
I am beginning to enjoy the inherent unfairness of life, by any objective measure I have had privilege, so I have to admit I was on the better side of that coin
But just the absurdity of the happiness I have towards life, and the respect I have for myself, compared against the lack of any female contact at all. I mean I am pretending to be an adjusted normal college grad being moderately successful at my job, while I have never touched a girls hand. I have to just stand back and laugh at that shit. Even the lowliest man has at least had some experience in high school, other than people with actual disabilities and the such.
Basically I respect myself for my accomplishments and simultaneously acknowledge that I am an abysmal failure of a human. It makes no sense.
I fully expect no replies but if you want to do the same, i will read w/e gets posted
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sometimes people are robots because they got a raw deal
but even good genetics, upbringing and situation can't help you if your brain is wired wrong.
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here we go on a stream of consciousness writing adventure where do we start well im not sure lets end it here
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A string of missed opportunities. I've been asked out by someone, asked for sex by someone, told after the fact that they wanted to have sex by someone's friend etc. I'm not dense like an anime character, but my instincts to be proactive and accept the offer just don't kick in until it's way too late. I tell myself that I don't even deserve to have these regrets. On the flip-side, whenever I decide to be the one chasing, it's always after someone who doesn't want me. So no success on either end of the spectrum.
Nobody thinks I'm a virgin, and I've never had to lie about it but easily could.
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anyone else here who feels like this
>in school i would be "perverted" and joke about sexual shit alot
>i think women can be pretty but at the same time i really dont want to ever have sex
>hearing moaning sounds like they do in porn makes me more than uncomfortable and its like nails on a chalk board times 10
>used to joke about gay porn alot in high school even though im not gay
>used to watch some gay porn just because the acting is so shit and its basically like watching dudes make total jackasses of themselves
>even though i would joke about sex alot if anyone ever talked seriously about sex and actually having sex i kinda feel uncomfortable and disgusted
>jack off 5 times a day
so basically, im disgusted by real sex but still jackoff look at pictures and used to joke about sex a lot even though it creeps me out knowing that people i see day to day probably do it
is this normal?
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fairly normal
relationships are excruciating and normals are obsessed with sex
I don't give a fuck about your biological imperative
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>>35796682
I was like this until 15 or 16 years old
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>>35796682
Lmao, you're in the closet bro.
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Why are women afraid of you /r9k/?
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They see my cock and get intimidated
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I wear sandals with socks.
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I'm to intelligent
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Are there any girls who don't want Chad? Why?
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No, ALL girl want chad and only chad
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>>35796678
all the good looking girls i know feel threatened by chad and like lanky dudes with some illusory semblance of depth
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>>35796776
Roflmfuckinao what a joke