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Is it possible to get genital warts in your mouth? I ate a slut out a few weeks back and there is a weird lump on the inside of my bottom lip.
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>>35890624
haha fuck you norman I hope it's oral canceraids
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>>35890658
She was literal whore. But a higher end one so I thought I was safe.
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>>35890677
l got a blow job from some slut around New Years
warts just started fucking showing up a few days ago
ya fucked up, man
and so did l ;_;
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ITT: Stories that anons will never believe happened to you; incest edition.
When I turned 18, my aunt gave me a "birthday blowjob." I asked if I could fuck her, but she said no. She did let me feel up her tits while sucking my dick though. This was 7 years ago and she's still the hottest woman I've had an encounter with.
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I posted this yesterday in one of these threads, and anons thought it was bullshit. I see why though, it seems like a dream to even me.
>visit my grandma for a few months in summer
>go to the beach with her
>realize how thicc she is
>wearing a leopard bikini
>stare at that fat ass and tits all day
>feel her tits up when we're in the water
>she is shocked but doesn't seem to care
>take off my bathing suit in the water
>no one sees
>shove my face into grandmas thicc ass
>her ass is so huge I'm literally hugging it
>rub my cock on her ass
>she doesn't even care, seems flattered
>I'm pretty sure I came but don't remember
>we get out of the water and tan
>I stare at her ass the whole time
>we get home
>I'm so horny and don't care if she tells my parents at this point
>ask her if I can fuck her doggy
>she says no
>tell her I like her ass a lot and it would be the perfect birthday gift
>she says no, but agrees to shower with me and let me eat her pussy and ass out
>what follows is the greatest shower of my time
>I rub my cock on her ass while I grab her huge tits
>her body looks amazing all soapy
>we get out of the shower
>dry off in the bedroom
>ask her to sit on my face and she agrees
>she smothers my face for about 10 minutes
>ask her if I can rub my cock inbetween her cheeks until I cum since she won't let me fuck her
>she says fine
>her cheeks are so soft and nice
>came under a minute
>thanked grandma for my birthday gift
>next few weeks until I left she let me sleep in her bed and spoon her ass
>I can't tell you how many times I jerked off while she was sleeping
>go back to parents
>about three years later visit grandma again
>excited to ask her for another "birthday gift"
>turns out she lost the weight from training and isn't as thicc anymore
>still got to play and suck on her tits that summer but wasn't as good
>that was 5 years ago, haven't seen grandma since
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A guy once pulled a gun on me at a Pakistani bank.
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>>35890497
What does that have to do with engaging in sexual activities with family members anon?
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http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/08/31/radicalizing-the-romanceless/
I came across this post today, and I found that what this man is saying is very agreeable.
The common definition of the "nice guy," one that merely acts nice and feels "entitled" to sex is not necessarily true. While some do act this way, I would say that most, including myself, do not. I know very well that I am not entitled to anything, but in certain cases I feel absolutely flabbergasted.
I find it confusing, odd, strange, and quite peculiar that men who treat women poorly, and in some cases even abuses them, have consistently more success with women than us, who are, I would hope, are regular, decent people.
Say that we are 0. The ones that abuse are -25. 0 > -25, is it not? So why is it that -25 people have more success with women than the 0s? Such is life, I suppose.
Now, that is not to say that all chads are evil people; in fact, most of them are not; but some are, and they have more success.
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>>35890408
>Say that we are 0. The ones that abuse are -25. 0 > -25, is it not? So why is it that -25 people have more success with women than the 0s?
because 0 is nothing, while -25 is an actual value
0 is the absence of value
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>>35890408
>I find it confusing, odd, strange, and quite peculiar that men who treat women poorly, and in some cases even abuses them, have consistently more success with women than us, who are
Traditional "alpha" characteristics
they indicate to a woman that they're more genetically fit
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>>35890486
Literally speaking -25 isn't a value, you can't have -25 things
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Why is it so satisfying? I love walking home pressing hard on my ingrown toenails knowing I'm going to have a good explosion of pus come from my nails when I take my shoes off.
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>>35890387
Pack your bags bitches we're going to Flavor Town!
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>>35890387
>chew nails
>pull 'wick' out
>nail gets infected
>press down hard
>fucktons of pus oozes out
>mfw
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>>35890518
what is a 'wick'?
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Hug Marry Kill?
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Hug right marry mid kill left
ez
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>hug
this is why you're still a virgin
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>>35890313
Middle seems somewhat developed......So she's dropped
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Hey guys I wanna masturbate before bed but I used a pubic restroom today. Should I wash my penis before jerking off? I have a scab from jerking off so hard the past two days so I'm worried about an infection from some disgusting neckbeard who might've sat on the toilet before me.
The toilet was relatively clean and I put a paper thing over it and then some more wadded TP where my dick would touch the bowl.
Also, public toilet thread
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Don't bother. The toilet was probably cleaner than your dick.
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>posting worst girl
I hope you get every STD imaginable OP
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>>35890283
And here I was thinking you were going to post a story about you being a public toilet
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>nerdy, white, agnostic-atheist male
>try OkCupid
>fill out profile
>answer over 1000 questions
>nerdy white girls are my closest match (who have also answered 1000 questions)
>shallow, religious girls have a very low match (who has only answered 20 questions)
>nerdy girls avoid me when I message them
>religious girls keep trying to hook up with me
What
The
FUCK?
There's no way I'm going to get laid; those religious bitches are just wanting to try converting me.
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i dont give a fuck bitch you use ok STupid
You have to have facegenital herpes or existence herpes to be on that site.
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>Can't get laid as a white male on dating apps
Just kill yourself if you can't manage to win on easy mode.
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>>35890280
Are you calling me a DICK NOSE?
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Having trouble sleeping tonight, wagecuck? Maybe you should ask your doctor about a higher dose of your sleep aid.
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>>35890229
>**yawwwwwnnn**
Oh hi wagecuck, just getting up from my 6-9 nap. I like to get a good nap in so I can stay up until 6 playing games and reading philosophy. Have you ever tried playing guitar at 4am? Its really relaxing. Also its almost April, which means I will be getting another delicious delivery of wagecuck bucks to sustain my leisurely lifestyle. Might make some tendies later too!
Good luck!
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Oh, is that a little NEETYBOY I see?
I've just finished work at midday and am returning home to my mansion for a nice lunch cooked by my cute maid girls. Maybe I'll sit back and relax. Enjoy a nice cigar andsome premium single malt while browsing /r9k/. But don't despair NEET. Money cant buy happiness.
Oh, who am I kidding. Of course it can.
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one thing i don't understand, and maybe you can clarify, is that you spend a lot of time here bragging about being able to enrich your mind by studying anything you want. but when do you apply it?
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>Tell mommy to make me triple-tendie din dins since I have so many good boy points
>She tells me we're out of Tyson brand tendies
>Unacceptable
>REEEEEEEEEEE MUMY MUMMY I TOLD YOU YO BUY MORE TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"Okay Anon, I'm s-sorry"
>"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME MUMMY REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Start flailing around, banging my head on the wall and kicking my legs around
>Stop when she says we can go to Mcdonald's
>Waddle in the store, drooling
>Ask for 5 Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwiches and 5 SUPER SIZE fries and a Large Coke and a Good Boy sized McFlurry with extra toppings
>Wagie says "We stopped selling super size freedom fries after 9/11"
>Start screaming and farting
>Manager tells mommy that we have to leave
>Start screaming even louder and grabbing and throwing other peoples food everywhere
>Hop on one of the tables and take a massive poopie
>Walk out laughing like my hero Tidus from Final Fantasy X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>Mommie is kneeling on the sidewalk, crying asking how it could get this bad
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>>35890192
Anyone else get really sad from reading tendies stories?
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>>35890263
Having known a number of really lovely families who were unlucky enough to have severely autistic children, definitely.
We joke, but there are actually people who live like this. I would much rather be an autistic KV NEET than the person who's had responsibility for him thrust upon them.
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>>35890192
Calculated your order in my head and it would have been damn near $40, you gluttonous fucking pig.
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Feeling sad? Come join our comfy server and talk it out.
https://discord.gg/wW4ZcmD
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>>35890188
Bumpzzzzzazaaaz
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Bummmmmmpzzzzqw
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Bumpdgdgegegdh
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Times you thought you made it
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It was too good to be true
>twelfth grade
>have lesbian best friend
>meet shortstack qtpie
>both lesbo and I are infatuated
>inexplicably chooses me, start going out
>lebian friend hates me now, no friends, just shortstack gf
>she loves martial arts, anime and video games, same kinks
>she's fucking perfect
Fast forward two years
>be working, saving to go to post secondary of choice to avoid debt and because gbp can't buy tuition
>GF in uni, relationship basically perfect up until this point
>all of a sudden, difficult to talk to, distant, less sex, spends more and more time at dojo
>tells me one evening that she has these weird feelings for this 36 year old instructor at her dojo
>tell her to shut that shit down, she tells me she'll stop hanging out with him outside dojo but needs to keep training with him
>reluctantly agree
Fast forward three months
>GF texts me to meet her near her uni campus
>been drinking with a buddy I haven't seen since early high school, figure it's probably nothing, just gonna bitch at me for not talking to her enough or something (even though she's the one not responding to messages)
>she fucking dumps me
Fast forward five months
>still feel empty inside
>hate her, hate myself, no passion to do anything about it, not angry or desperate enough to hero
>for some reason we start talking again
>she comes over, we watch a movie
>things get steamy
>think things can be simple
>find out she started fucking that 36 year old
Reminder she's my age, fucking 19
>disgusted with her and myself for letting this happen
>he's extremely sexually aggressive with her, talking about how horny he is all the time and how horny he makes her
>makes me physically ill
>after a few weeks of basically staying around her to stop her from getting fucked by a guy who was almost old enough to be her dad when she was fucking born, decide I can't take this shit anymore
>tfw I want to be free of this pain, pic related
Gets pretty feelsy from here, cont?
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she wasn't perfect, your relationship wasn't perfect, cut her the fuck off completely if she's causing you this much pain
either stand up for yourself now or live a life of cuckery
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I thought I found my perfect bf in 2014. We broke up shortly, and it devastated me - the whole ordeal fucked me up, and I'm still feeling the pain. But back when it started, I legitimately thought I had finally met the person of my dreams with whom I would grow old with.
I thought I finally had found a great path out of NEETdom just last month, when I got this job at this seemingly good place. However, then I realized I'd just be doing menial clerical work for a miserly wage. It's not uncomfortable: at the very least, the place is fun and easy-going, but it's dead-end and low-paying.
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>cont?
You can continue on your way to /soc/
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Is there a discord where I can find mommy gf?
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>>35890098
Yes, but I'm not telling you what it is
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>>35890098
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPftfbPPPPPPfffttt
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I like her hair, earrings, hands, and sweater more than I like her ass. I actually don't care about her ass at all; those features I mentioned are the reasons I find her attractive.
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I want to have a bf.
But I don't know how to go about finding someone that is my type, that also considers me to be his type.
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Throw standards out the window and just post pics on here.
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I hear that the homosexuals are more accepting of their partner being whores. So go to a bar or club.
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>>35890135
>Throw standards out the window
What's the point of settling if you're just going to be equally miserable, too?
>tfw you need at LEAST a year's worth of experience before you can even be a plumber's helper, which is lower than an being an apprentice
I'm ready to give up
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>I think job listing requirements are strict and unwavering
So you've never held a job then?
Apply anyways and explain how you are familiar enough with plumbing to have equivalent to "1 year experience" you fat fucking idiot
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>20 years experience using sinks and toilets
there ya' go
if ya wanna get fancy, throw in the bioshock minigame
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>>35890100
so to be a normie wagie you need to divest yourself even of morals and lie and cheat to get ahead? no thanks
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After work ballbusting thread, come talk to a ballbusting couple, ask stuff, vent, get advice, ask life things.
Also still have osrs account with over a million gp on it, so i dont plan to play it if you want the GP let me know your username and next time i have data whoever is online first will get it
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>>35889992
I'm really upset because I got rejected by a girl I like.
How hard should I take it out on my slave's balls?
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>>35890039
Do you really have a slave? How did you get the slave.
The most we ever had was a financial slave and some dude who wanted to be our maid and wage slave in order to pay us for his services as a maid.
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I got my gf into ballbusting. I like the idea of her knowing that my balls belong to her. She currently makes me wear her hair ribbon scrunchie things around my nutsack. Any other ideas how can we signify her ownership?