Going through a prettt bad manic episode, what should I do?
>>38774398
Hahahaha that's hilarious count jumbo, I hope you feel good about yourself
>>38774449
Well that's odd. It was some guy who said he can hear me, he knows where I am, and there's nothing he can do to help. Now the post is gone
>>38774363
adderall, ephedrine, cocaine and some z-pills and you'll be fine in no time
Give me one (7) reasons why I shouldn't kill myself RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>38774361
>Red
>Orange
.Yellow
>Green
>Blue
>Indigo
>Purple
>>38774361
Pepe doesn't want you to do it
because i love u op
>he is a 6'+ virgin
>literally life on easy mode
>Still loses
Meanwhile I'm a non-virgin 5'7 manlet. How does that make you feel lanklets?
>tfw 6'3 non-virgin robot
>>38774356
It doesn't matter. I could be ultra chad and if I still had my mind I would still be scared of women and intimacy as I am now. It just shows that I'm a true robot. People who just need to "be a little taller" are basically normies who got robbed of their cake. Like, get fucked.
Pretty bad desu
>tfw super lanklet
How the fuck do I get back in shape? I just don't have the mind for it back in the day I had a fitness buddy that lived up the road and we did shit together now he's moved away and we never talk so I have no one to stay in shape with and I live in a small town so it's like fucking impossible to do anything there's no one in my town going on walks alone is so boring all I can think about is how much it sucks.
I have a friend in the town over 20 minutes but I have no license so it's sketchy as fuck driving there but I can't just sit alone all the time idk what to do. I hate either being trapped inside or having to drive it's fucking bull shit. Why can't I just do stuff on foot.
I was like 170-180 back in the day and I'd sometime get up to like 185 or 190 but now I'm fucking 230. I see them move the scale at the doctors office and I fucking lose it and my fat distribution is NOT kind I have to pencil thin or I have man tits.
Go read the sticky over on >>>/fit/ and maybe hit up some of hte threads
They're nice people and will help you out but they have a pretty low tolerance for repeating themselves or people not reading the sticky, so please do that.
>>38774284
>tfw 22 year old with a dad bod
>>tfw want to get in shape but it cost too much money I.e gym, food
I guess I'll stay fat I'm too intelegent to play into the jew fitness meme
>>38774306
I know about calories and exercise we studied it for years but I just can't do it. I can't just work out in a house alone it sucks. I can't go on walks without talking and shit me and my friend always laughed our balls off when we did something and that's what made it work.
TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING IN FIVE SECONDS OR THE DOG IS DEAD
Do not click illegal CP
>>38774223
I hate you forever and ever op pls kill urself now and im awake because my pills havent kicked in yet
This is a your mother will die post, don't click it
>would like a gf
>to get a gf I have to...
>be confidant
>have cool hobbies
>have lots of money
>work out
>have a big social circle
>not allowed to show the slightest sign of autism
>not be reliant on her
>be a sex god
What's the point?
It feels like after doing all that stuff that getting a gf would just be a step back.
Getting a gf and spending my time with her would just make me lesser in all the things I did to acquire the gf in the first place. At most she'd be a status symbol and child dispensary. Not something that would help me mature as a person since I had to do all the maturing to get her in the first place.
I really wish I didn't think about stuff like this so much, but it gets to me sometimes...
Stop making excuses and get a gf if you want one.
>have to go down this checklist I made to get a gf
At most you're purposely holding yourself back because you're too afraid to try.
Actually,the only thing you need is a mental stability and good job stability. All that ither shit you said is optional.
>tfw my dick is o my 7.5 inches and 5.5 circ
Time to Kms I guess
>tfw 9 inch dicklet
at least I can buy hormones online
Dick is one meter long. I bet it won't even be long enough to get into the girl.
Might as well off myself :(
Stupid b8 thread.
I have no problems with my 8" dick.
You just need to get very good at eating girls out and using your hand.
Don't listen to the trolls, 8" is average and perfectly fine.
What's the reason you go to /r9k/? Are you mostly a lurker/poster?
It's a pile of shit so I fit right in.
People get me here more than the ones who logically should.
I have nowhere else compelling to be,.
Pick one.
>>38774137
Only place where I can talk about my mental issues
I only come here to post and I basically only read threads I participate in. I think it's fun to have a general topic board with other social outcasts that I can relate to. I used to exclusively lurk but I gained the courage to finally start posting and I realized it's actually way more addictive then just lurking
>tfw can't have certain strings of 1s and 0s on my computer
just type them in senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo19Y4tw0l8
>you'll be arrested for having a certain arrangement of pixels on your screen
why live
How would you feel if your roommate that recently moved in with you slept in a coffin as his bed?
why is it that I can tell that's a Blacked video?
>>38774064
That would be pretty cool tbdes
>>38774118
Its not blacked its a threesome and i think they are all white
I am thinking of spending all my money on luxury brands like Burberry, Zegna and Emporio Armani. Any tips?
Virgin + NEET fashion = 4chan
Virgin + cuck fashion = /r/streetwear
Your call OP
>>38774017
What is NEET fashion?
boxer shorts and a stained t-shirt?
you're just giving money to rich people to give off the impression that you're affluent
you'd be better off dressing in cheaper brands and have money for consumables and travelling.
I am a gigantic piece of shit and I want to die. Ask me anything.
>>38773966
>I am a gigantic piece of shit and I want to die. Ask me anything.
whens the last time you did something nice for someone?
>>38773990
I made really shitty dinner for my family around 2 days ago
>>38773966
Where do you live and do you really want to die or are you just a hyperbolic cunt?
Girlfriend questioned why she is even with me. I'm going to kill myself if she leaves me.
>>38773965
that might be the most slavic person I've seen in my life
thots aint worth it b
wtf is wrong with slavs
How do we solve the nigger problem /r9k/?
>>38773853
maybe invest in better education, sex ed and revamp your prison system
also give ppl neet bux more easily to avoid all those robberies and burglaries
White wash all unborn blacks. Turn nigger culture into taboo and kill off soros. Also do what >>38773900 said.
Do you know who hates niggers the most?
Civilized black folks
Those get speak out get called uncle tom at best, or get bill cosby'd at worst (look up the pound cake speech)
>I'm not racist but [racist comment]
>>38773815
Uhhh watch your mouth nigger, get back to the plantation :)
>>38773815
>I'm not a normie but [normie comment]
>>38773815
>I'm from /pol/ but [most jewish comment possible]
>I'm a robot just like you but [comment that implies the poster is female]