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>Want to kill myself
>Can't because feel sorry for my mom

I've never been this depressed before ;_;
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Then you don't actually want to kill yourself
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>>35034466
But I do. I see no point in living but I know in both life and death I will disappoint and upset her, at least with life she can hold onto some hope I guess
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you are one miserable being that has things that most of the world population wont even witness yet you want to throw it all away because somethings arent going well


you are the scum that rots the earth

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>he doesn't like spicy food
>he wears combat boots
>he doesn't own a car
>likes hip hop
>drinks soda
>always wears black
>zero college education
>defends nihilism
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>>35033855
What should I eat today guys ?
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>>35033855
>Watches (((modern anime)))
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>>35033855
>dosent own a car
>drinks soda
What's so bad about these? I can understand not having a car past like 24 but guys aren't allowed to drink soda? Little too far OP

>be me
>in college class
>studying electronic theory
>enjoy this course
>normies keep chimping out and balring music
>screeching
>throwing out shitty normie-teir memes
>tutor doing fuck all
>i'm the arsehole for not joining in
>mfw I just wanna learn and do my assignments
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Study somewhere else you fucking faggot.
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college degree value is in the tank because of all these idiots thinking they have to reenact American Pie and turn it into highschool 2.0

I liked it better when college was an elite exclusive institution that meant something
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>>35033844
Can't get the lesson delivered out of the classroom anon. I fuck off early to get more done, but I need to stay to get taught shit

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What to do, now that our only source of entertainment is down?
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>>35033837
What's that? Niggershit
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>>35033876
Youtube is down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where my YTPMV
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>>35033837
>implying I don't spend my days on twitch watching streamers play videogames and imagine we're friends

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>tfw I'm supposed to be at my first day of work but you're to busy jacking off to tranny porn and shitposting on 4chan

just end my life
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>>35033751
So youre about to get fired?
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>>35033774
pretty much.
I wanted to fap before work and I lost track of time
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>>35033751
>>35033774
I SWEAR I'VE SEEN THESE TWO POSTS LIKE 3 TIMES NOW

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>he gets his political views from YouTube
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>he has political views
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>He follows and listens to e-celebs
>He participates in e-celeb "drama"
>He doesn't have a job and/or go to college
>He doesn't have a hobby
>He doesn't play Diablo 3: RoS
>He doesn't degrease his pizza before serving it to his guests
>He doesn't take his shoes off while in his home
>He doesn't look people in the eyes
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>>35033965
>>He doesn't degrease his pizza before serving it to his guests
>he doesn't describe his semen in terms of hue and saturation

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>Work as graphic design apprentice
>Have to contact client to discuss intended design
>I will have to engage in open conversation over the phone with a complete stranger

A-any advice lads?. How do I into conversation?
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>>35033733
>How do I into conversation?
Just keep it strictly about the job. Start it whenever you have any ideas or do you like initial sketch and follow it from there. Dont overthink simple things.
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You're not supposed to have a conversation, you're supposed to accomplish a task. Your task is to discuss the intended design, so only say things that pertain to that.
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>>35033733
You can never go wrong with hows your day and any plans for the weekend. Once you get through the formalities, make it all business talk. Theme, design, nudity. Shit like that.

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Welp what do I do

So I have been 'dating' this german girl for about 6 months now. She's got Social Anxiety (supposedly). She's been out with two guys before me but never let them bang (which I can believe). She sometimes breaks down a little and has this thing about how 'broken' she is. It makes me so jealous of the guys she went out with before, did she touch herself about them? Probably?

I just feel so overattached to someone I haven't met in real life. She really is my everything right now and I worry so much. She's so pretty and could have anyone other than me.
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>>35033647
Did you meet her on r9k?

>did she touch herself about them
Straight up ask her.

>She's so pretty and could have anyone other than me.
Yeah like me I'm probably close to her give contact.
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>>35033675
Nah, I didn't. We met on tumblr, actually - I was only on there to look for girls as insecure as me.

I don't want to ask her, she might get annoyed, and she might lie to make me feel better.

lol no contact details kek
What I mean is that she could have anyone in germany. She has really good looks (average, but cute). I'm sure she gets drooled over as she's probably seen as achievable (if you know what I mean)
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>>35033755
How the fuck do you meet someone on tumblr? Just stalk random blogs until you find a girl`?

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Have we reached rock bottom? Can we really sink further down? It wasn't too long ago that I was bright-eyed and hopeful about everything. Now I'm an ugly, lonely, and cynical robot. I touch myself several times a day, I have a mommy and trap fetish, and a regularly cry myself to sleep.

Can we sink further?
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>>35033515
You might as well start HRT and become a Cheska
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>>35033515
Sometimes you have to reach the bottom to get some impulse.
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There is no such thing as rock bottom, it can always get worse.

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Is it weird that I have neatly organized every photo of all my friends into a little archive folder? This includes an entire folder for internet friends too.
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it's tended to be what moms did with family photos in books and bins
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>>35033520
Well one of these folders is for my sister because I'm kind of friends with her.


I also have nudes in the Internet friends folder
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>>35033496
Don't worry, I've organised lots of photos of girls into multiple folders. What's the point on doing it with your friends?

Are you attracted to them?

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Math midterm is at 6 pm tonight. It's 1:21 pm now and I didn't even start studying. Already high and probably going to go back outside for another bowl, ask me anything!
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>>35033477
>tfw lab where only real grade is attendance
>already missed 3 sessions
>next starts in under an hour
>still sitting at my desk shitposting
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>>35033561
nigga get to class those attendance marks are easy marks lmao
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>>35033663
But it's held in a tiny room and I hate being surrounded by normies

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How do I stop getting nervous around females?
How can I accept the fact that I will never have a gf?
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To the latter, just embrace cute anime girls. Go unhinged, talk to pictures of them, cuddle with a daki or even a rolled up comforter pretending it's a cute anime girl, your mind will adapt
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>they're not better than you
>who gives a fuck what they think even if they are judging you
>you're not going to get sex from her anyways so why are you nervous, stop thinking you're going to potentially bang every female you meet
>look them in the eye and make THEM nervous
>this is what i did but then again i'm a 6'3 mongoloid may be harder if you're a manlette
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Kill yourself. It works

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Did any bots actually never get matches on Tinder? I get a couple every day. I'd imagine that good looking guys get ten to twenty a day.
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>>35033428
I've swiped right on over 2000 girls and only got two matches. Neither were interested in talking.
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My latest match by the way
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swipes and no matches please kill me

I do live in a rural area though

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/whoheretriggered/ by the Serial Experiments Lain opener now?

Hearing the song fills me with a deep dread. That series made me really fucking paranoid and I started to see reality differently for a bit after watching the series, but thankfully I reconciled what was making me doubt everything. But now the song is stained with that feeling of dread.
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''And you dont seem to understand...''
I bet you can hear the melody
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>>35033333
Hello, Quints of destiny.
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>>35033333

All hail the Quints of Connection.

We are all connected...

We are all connected...

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>make post on 4chins
>"go back to le reddit, faggot"

H-how do they always know? ;_____;
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>>35032939
Because you stick out like a sore thumb.
I've been browsing 4chan for fucking nine years. NINE. Imagine if you lived in a place for nine years and someone had been there three days and started trying to act like they had been there as long as you, you'd clearly pick out that they didn't belong, right? It's the same thing.
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I rather have redditors here than /lgbt/ faggots
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>>35033026
I prefer to see /lgbt/ helping us against reddit.

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