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only fucking retards do this
you will want to see a psychologist ASAP

>>39421943
I should see a psychologist for dropping my phone on my head?

>>39421846
It's a little late but

I'm sorry anon. Sorry that had to happen to you. Your a good person and I love you very much. Can you tell anon you love him back? There. That's a good anon. I'm proud of you.

>>39421832
I learned to not put in effort for people that won't do the same for me. If people don't call me, then I don't call them. I learned this lesson the hard way.

>>39421832
>oneitis
now imagine her taking massive, FUCKING MASSIVE dump
and then sucking off some chad
yeah, that's probably what she's doing right now
she's probably a roastie

>>39421876
she used to be the only one who put in effort then i ruined it its been awhile since tho

>>39421831
i use reddit because they have a music production board for my genre of music and i read the paranormal stuff at night to creep myself out but its all pretty boring besides i like to spam the advice boards sometimes with my problems

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>>39421831
Reddit, anon? Please stop being such a normalfag.

Reddit overall is much better than 4chan in pretty much every aspect.

>>39421830
You're American ?

If yes, do it. You'll live like a king in Asia.

>>39421830
>taking odd jobs to afford food
people there work 12 hours a day barely affording food

>>39421830
wew lad arent you delusional, i like that you chose the most dangerous countries to be in at any given time, blessing of death is far from what youll get when you go there to "findyourself", all youre gonna find is your organs missing or your entire body in some slave trade to siberian slave camps. in india dont wear a watch visibly as some poo is gonna ride in with their motorcycle and chop your arm off just for the watch.

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>>39421796
Looks hot.

Origionalshit

Sofa king what.

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>>39421796
>he doesn't use Video Blocker

I don't find Turkish people scary

>>39421767
ewwww fuck if there's one you'll be sure to find more

>>39421938
Why do Turks always swarm together like that?

Are you a qt boy? I want a qt boy to care for.

>>39421795
Seconding this orig

>>39421795
>Are you a qt boy? I want a qt boy to care for.
yes

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>>39421672
Iktf. These gaycies profess their love for you and talk about how you're such a manly guy with whom they'd want to be in a relationship. As soon as they find out your dick is 5" they ghost you.

>>39421672
>>>/lgbt/

you don't have to kill yourself but at least go back to your containment board faggot

>>39421713
>tfw my dick is only a little bigger than 5 inches
>tfw it's nauseating to think that this thing I have absolutely no control over can ruin my chances of a relationship

>>39421517
why do people not realise that banning a subject or opinion either through law or social something-or-other you are actively denying yourself mental development?

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>>39421517
I used to feel this way, and post
>im too robot even for r9k
However, its not that people are not seeing our posts. Niggas just like lurking and reading our convos. Multiply every reply in a thread by 100, that's how many niggas are lurking.

>>39421551
let me visualize it for you
behind a wall is a beautiful view of the landscape. this wall is filled with endless doors. by choosing to not open a door, or actively keeping them shut you are denying yourself a part of the bigger picture and contributing to the ignorance of society

>>39421512
You have to be charismatic af or Elsa nobody will follow you

Then just make up crazy rules like no eating crusts or yellow cheese

Make it so there's some kind of connection between you and a deity, so nobody can question your rule.

Once you've done that, have followers be loyal and promise rewards to those who are most devout.

I like the above/below symbology as much as the next guy but for some reason this picture just makes me think "yo check this shit out"

Find something that appeals to normies and then try and make a religion out of it or something to that effect. Once you have them brainwashed you can start extorting money from them.

Best part is we live in a society where social status is key with everyone jumping on the latest popular thing in a bid to stay relevant, so once your movement becomes popular among some normies it will only gain more and more traction.

Best of luck anon

>>39421492
Do they have bepis of the world?

>>39421492
Canada japan argentina and Iran all look pretty good
The rest are weird, look like uncut penis

>>39421693
>mutilated dicks don't look weird
Fucking Americans

i dont get it anon isnt it a good thing?

>>39421444
What's the problem here? Did she say no to hanging out?

she didn't hug you
fake and gay
kys

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Sue goi

>>39421402
Hot, Source please? More like it?

Trashy sex is one of the biggest boner killers I have ever experienced.
Degenerate shit like this, sad looking strip clubs, street walking hookers, even just shitty amateur porn can trigger that visceral feeling of nastieness.

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are you russian OP?

>tfw no gopnik bf to squat and smoke with

>>39421366
Do you want a teen gangster or boreal owl?

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dont join. i repeat DO NOT JOIN

>>39421403
don't listen to her
JOIN

What are waiting for fags
bumperino