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anon... you have fetal alcohol syndrome

>>37603215
Fuck I wish

You look objectively better in the one on the right

>>37602898
I saw a motorcycle fag get pulled over for doing that once. made my whole day.

>>37602898
Yamaha R6 here. Feels good to be uncaged and uncucked.

lmao alright OP enjoy your overpriced bicycle with a motor attached which you can only really ride when its not shitty weather. also bonus points for not being able to transport shite with that thing. car cucks amirite??

you wanted friends

>>37602843
I was never a brony but I guess it was the bright colors. Probably why so many autistic people like anime as well

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>>37602843
>used to be gay
>still think about it every night

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Can't wait for the crusade edition.

Is a kit-kat a biscuit or a chocolate?

can we have a movie night now doxanon is back on his medication

They should make GTA 6 in Vice city but it should be in the 80s again.

"Go get some sleep he says."
"I've been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off drinking coffee"

>>37602468
>driving around the beach front at sunset while 80s music/your personal music station plays

Bump.... plz.... I need attention...

>>37602420
Alrighto brother.
Curiosity brought me here.


no homo

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I'll post mine right now

enjoy lads

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>>37602407
bumping
>1 player in maximum 999 players
guys

Yeah okay have a bump

>>37602407
Is it on the newest version or some old one to remind the good times?

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Dumb phone poster here, take this I guess

>>37602375
You're retarded. Tarot cards/astrology/fortunes are all vaguely worded cookie cutter insights designed to get money from the gullible who find comfort in something above them that's out of their control, because they know deep down their issues are of their own and the last thing people want is for them to be the cause of their own problems.

>>37602375
OP why did you enter your name into a data mining site you spazzy twat?

>>37602356
I wouldn't care about getting sloppy seconds from a slut, as long as I get to fuck her or at least taste her butthole

>>37602356

Ahsley Adams , marksheadbobbers hand jobbers

>>37602427
You have no dignity, sir.

do you know what she wanted

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>>37602334
Weak minded never go into Bus t
Transit without expecting someone to not talk to you

>>37602334
She's an outlier. I've never experienced anything like that and I've taken public transport for years.

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This isn't even funny bait, this isn't even sexually attractive bait, this is just retarded. What feeling were you hoping to receive from posting this? What reaction did you expect others to have. On the internet you have the time to think about what you want to say for as long as you need to. With that in mind, the fact that you would post something to valueless makes me honestly worry about what it's like to interact with you in person. Christ.

>>37602292
A lot of us are from reddit so welcome I guess haha

>the greentext stuff is for stories and how ur feeling, just us the arrow key!

don't have to register but people pretend to get mad if you use your name, I usually use my reddit name so people can find me across platforms

no gold for now desu haha

- How can I green text?
you do it like this [code/greentext]
>implying
[end/code/greentext]

- How can I register my username? (That sweet karma!)
you put your name in the name field and put a hashtags after it with a password so nobody steals it
- Is there an equivalent to reddit gold?
there is. it's called a 4chan pass. although you have to buy it yourself. it will allow you access to the lounge board of 4chan. /vip/

if you need any further help just PM me ;)

>>37602289
idort master race

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>I played both Nintendo and Sony when I was a child

What the heck does this make me?

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Let me tell you guys a story. I am recently retired from a ten year career in the video game industry.

Throughout the course of my career I have several cool accomplishments but my biggest was securing a contract with Nintendo.

It was a huge deal for everyone involved because my company was small and this meant a huge boost in revenue and for them it was the first time for them hiring an outside company for the purpose intended. (Which I will get to in a minute)

So, I was sent on a 3.5 month trip to Washington only with the knowledge that I was going to help on a game that was very far behind.

What my team and I found when we got there and our true reason for being there was astounding and can fully explain a vast amount of Nintendos problems..

(1/2)

das me except not a manlet
>tfw hair thinning
>literally no cure for this, you just gotta hope it slows down enough for your 40s-50s or shave it off now

>>37602262
Me, im a:
>manlet
>shitty facial hair
>picked up hereditary diabetes that no family member has had for generations
Yea, it's pretty bad on my side too.

>>37602262
>likely teen who will have a growth spirt

>>37602250
>>How did you get your shit together?
I didn't. Don't be like me.

t. 30yo virgin NEET

>>37602271
I'd like to know a little more about your life story than that

>us young, lost in life, self-aware
By this are you implying that the self-awareness goes away with age? Because that would be some great news

learn a better language

Are you learning a foreign language in university?

What a massive waste of money and time.

>>37602183
Shout "Allez tous vous faire foutre" in classroom