What's your excuse for not setting up lots of accounts in lots of different cities and practicing writing girls till you're good at it?
grindr is easier, that's my excuse.
>>39640325
because it leads no where unless you're attractive. being an ugly or even average male on a dating app is basically just being a glorified personal jester for the girl you're talking to that already has 10 other guys in separate convos
>>39640325
I'd rather play video games and jerk off.
Anyone else on here ever get vagina envy? I can't be the only one.
l don't think I really want to be a woman, but I just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me. FemaIes are so lucky.
To be honest having a dick seems way better. Lets you be more dominant, and they usually just look better to be honest (I'm a mostly straight guy - traps not counting - and I honestly think most cut dicks look way better than most vaginas).
I dont like holes, things get in them that are nasty and produce shit
Also what does it feel like to get in a pool, does a bunch of water just chill in there? what if you fall in shit water and it infects your pussy. I mean buttholes clamp up obviously
Then the periods, just the logistics disturb me.
Just a nice dick is good for me
Yeah, I get really upset that I'll never get to bear my husband's children all of the time.
>Get steaks
>type in the banana code
>pay for bananas
>tfw everything is bananas
We need a fucking board on how to cheat the system. it would be the only useful thing in this shithole site
Wait...this is possible??
>>39640280
Does this website still do Jewpoun threads?
>tfw there's no way to confirm you're not some ghost
>tfw people you talk to might be ghosts
>tfw reality is not something you can fully comprehend
>Tfw infinite ghostception
>tfw everyone else on r9k may actually be a robot and you've been interacting with them in order to make sense of reality
>might be only real human
>everyone else might be some kind of machine
>tfw beautiful scenery on some planet in the void of space
You can still admire an illusion right?
>>39640195
>tfw she may have been a ghost
>tfw she may have been an android
It's so sad
>tfw dreams are blending with reality
>tfw having false memories because of things that happen in dreams
>tfw wake up tired as fuck every morning because dreams are so fucking exhausting
Whom else wish they never fucked with lucid dreaming?
Sleep paralysis was one thing. But this is its own beast. It has me believing in parallel detentions because there's no way dreams get this this real.
Don't fall for the lucid dream meme, it won't end well.
make it so unraveled from the real time that its next to neo in the matrix and his twice life.
>>39640155
is that groot
>whom else
how do you lucid dream?
>playing porn game where I'm doing all the things I failed to do in real life
kind of surreal.
>playing porngame
>no nude content
>thank you for playing pls donate to my patreon
>>39640137
I got a bj from the pool lady tho and saw some tiddies
>>39640161
I dont know about this game. I only play renpy shit
If 4chan were about to close, what's the last discussion thread you'd make?
>>39640019
Probably just a goodbye thread and saying thanks for all the shitposts.
The virtue of being a lolicon.
>>39640019
KAREN POSTING IS CARING POSTING
theres a qt asian girl who sits in front of me in my programming class. she also sits next to me in the computer lab when the class is working on assignments. she asks me for help sometimes, her english is shitty, and has a very thick accent.
how do i make her my gf
>>39639968
Post a picture resembling her to make this thread more realistic and relatable
just ask if you can worship her feet numbnuts
>>39639992
sort of like this. wears a lot of makeup and brushes her hair in class
>Be me
>Get invited to a party
>First time since childhood somebody invite me to a party
>Actual Girls are going
>Go there
>Don't know anybody
>Everybody is sitting around the table
>some shitty rap music in the background
>Understand that all the girls there are with their boyfriend
>Time passes
>Get drunk by myself
>Want to vomit
>OhShit.Jpg
>Rush to the toilet
>Burst the door open
>Vomit instanly
>Find out there was a girl blowing a guy
>Vomits all over her hair
>So hammered I don't even give a fuck
>"Sorryyy"
>She's fucking screaming
>Everybody run to see what's going on
>Run back home
What the fuck Am I suppose to do now ?
>>39639893
Kek. Did this just happen
>>39639919
>Kek. Did this just happen
Last night
Originalo
>>39639948
>got invited to party
>didn't know anyone there
Wat?
Answer these two questions:
>Short
Or
>Tall
And
>Boobs
Or
>Butt
Face and Hips
Short, butt.
>>39639878
Tall
Titspersonality[/spoiler
What are you people smoking/drinking/snorting/popping/injecting tonight?
The answer to all of those options is: dick.
water, you degenerate!
fucking nothing. could somebody give me a rundown on how to buy drugs online with tor. i need some lsd
What laptop do you guys use if you have one?
>>39639805
Refurbished ThinkPad
They're indestructible
MacBook Air, 14", cause I'm a normie faggot that likes it cause it's pretty.
t420.
If i don't plug it into mainline power I'll get electric shocks and sometimes it flashes so fast that I get headaches.
I don't get success. How do some get it while others don't? Why is it harder for some than others? What even is it?
Plenty of famous and successful people in history started out essentially where we are right now. Yet, they had something that propelled them above other people and they became something more than just another loser. What is that thing?
>>39639720
It's called motivation and drive to be rich and famous.
>>39639733
I just don't get motivation then... I think.
Nothing I want to do is something that I'm willing to move out of my comfort zone for. There's so many challenges, and failure scares me out of pursuing anything. I hate feeling like a coward. I just want my drive, my thing to be motivated for... but I've never really felt that.
>>39639720
Most successful people are essentially just lucky.
Does liking penis make you gay?
Yes.
But some cocks are just good looking.
Only if you thrust back.
No it does not. Liking men makes you gay. Liking penis makes you a patrician.
I'm a minimum wage slave. Every day is exactly the same, I find days turning into weekd turning into years with nothing to show for it. My memories blur together into months of
>subway
>work
>subway home
>sleep
>repeat
Mentally it's July, but then I realize it's September and I have nothing in between but work and sleep. I have no friends or social life, i can't remember if things happened in dream or not. Around me I see people truly living but I've become a soulless husk, my mind is a vacant hole devoid of anything but the same routine.
>>39639703
does the loneliness follow you wherever you go?
>>39639724
No, it's been so long I rarely even realize it. I don't even really have time to notice the loneliness, weeks will pass before it occurs to me I haven't talked to anyone at all, gotten a single message or phone call. But rarely, I'll have a dream or something and it'll all hit me at once, and I'll be filled with dread and sadness. The older I get, the worse it's going to get
>tfw you want to have a wife and kids
>too dumb to make real money
>stuck working minimum wage
>give up and just live with parents forever i guess....
eh life has no meaning anyways i guess. i will just enjoy what i have. anyone else relate to these feels?