NO FAP MAY BOYS
WHO'S FUCKING WITH ME
try no breathe first
>>36630493
I'd die my dude
Not jerking off isn't gonna kill me, but it sure as hell is gonna feel like it
>>36630482
Day 5, please talk me out of fapping. I just can't stop thinking about tits.
Hey neets
Are you too socially retarded to make eye contact and engage with others?
Do you have a worrying amount of free time?
Do you like calling people faggot but also being called a faggot?
Do you want to join a community where noone gives a shit and sky's the limit on posts?
Then become a boyo you idiot.
discord YBgjGUV
Sounds like a dudebro and normie shithole
>>36630536
Nah dudebro, we do all sorts of shit. Degen centraal.
>>36630536
come talk about ur feels neetanon
>tfw no sinister bf
>>36630453
Shut up, Tomoko-poster
>tfw no metaphysical gf
why do you keep posting these threads lmao
Quick question:
Is anyone else here generally heterosexual, except sexually attracted to themselves?
When it comes to other people, I'm generally only attracted to women.
However I love masturbating to nude pics of myself. I'm not even sure why. I'm not really super hot or anything, I just find myself really attractive on some instinctive level.
Anyone else have this fetish?
>>36630376
It sounds like some form of extreme narcissism, like straight out of a movie or TV show.
>>36630376
>see myself shirtless in the mirror
>cock gets hard
I think it's part of having a feminine body. If I saw a girl with my body shape I'd be very attracted to her. Do you think you would be attracted to a girl who looks similar to you? Just an odd theory I have.
>>36630443
Yeah, I am very narcissistic. I am always looking in mirrors and checking my hair and taking selfies and shit--not to post on social media, just to look at.
Hei gyis. I have a huge gamgling problem and every time I get cash I just fuck everything up in 24h. What do? Anybody else have a huge gambling thing? Fuk!
Gamblor has you
only love can save you now
>>36630344
Second thoughts.
>>36630344
Get a better addiction
As a fembot I'd rather be a single mother than date a robot. Any other fembots like me, here?
>>36630322
I'd rather be a robot than date a single mother so it's all good.
>I'd rather raise a robot than date a robot
I'd rather not have a child in the first place, and I'd rather be a lesbian than ever have a relationship with a man. They're never going to respect us or consider us equal partners, so there's no point really. I don't know why feminists keep bashing against this simple fact that men don't really respect or like women much.
>So how do you determine if you're 'beautiful'? Place your index finger against your chin and nose to see if your lips touch it. If they do, congratulations, you're officially hot. If they don't, just ignore the results.
Did you pass robots?
I passed, bullshit test
too bad im balding
>>36630266
This is the stupidest thing I've read all day. Congratulations.
>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to sing my songs even when I know I have a shitty voice
>tfw no fembot to play love songs or her fav songs with my guitar
>tfw no fembot to play yiruma's songs or her favs with my piano
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
And most important thing, TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her.
Any fembot here is interested on me..?
>>36630215
Where do you live. I'm. Fat tho? Lmao 22/f btw
>>36630272
Europe! and you? im not fat
>>36630295
Idc if you're fat desu
Is it possible to move to a city like NYC or la without tons of money and a job lined up and college? I live in a small town and it's kinda hard to earn money and I'm not looking even really looking into putting time into a professional career I just want to work in music. I don't really care if I have a shitty life and my only possession is my smart phone.
>>36630194
The city will eat you alive. You can last a year, tops, but afterwards you'll be a burnt out former shell of yourself, bitter and cynical. If you are a young girl, you can last a couple of years, or until your beauty fades.
>>36630239
No man it's not
>>36630194
Well for one La is a sprawling shithole that should barely be considered a city. New york is great but the competition for everything is fucking insane. Expect it to take a month to get a job and 3 weeks to find a room/apartment share. Honestly if you are starting with nothing i would suggest a smaller or cheaper city like minneapolis, philly or atlanta
so here's the deal
ima white guy who cant get a gf to save my life
I gotta embassy job in South Korea and I'm worried that if I don't spread my seed soon I may never will.
which is better?
> spread my seed and have some hybrid white/Asian kids and have my white dna continue partially
> stop any of my euro dna from spreading
Just bang pussy. I am 35 and fucking a 19 yo black girl from tindr behind my wifes back.
Just fuck a lot. There isnt an afterliffe so ultimately there is no punishment for anything you do
Pic related, these tittes are amazing
>>36630051
What's wrong with your wife that you gotta cheat?
>>36630051
Holy shit I know who that is! You are busted.
straw camel etc
>>36629925
Just because you married a disgusting slob whore doesn't mean they're all like that, you fucking loser.
Saged for being a pity seeking faggot.
>>36629925
I'm sure your baby will get a job when they are two years old. Calm down.
>>36629925
get a puppy and a blog
sorry about your problems, but this isn't a self help group.
da wyte man b keepun us don
we need mo money fo dem programs
>pass laws that conveniently and disproportionately affect blacks all the way up until the 90's
>IT'S YOUR VIOLENT RAP MUSIC KEEPING YOU DOWN
It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
>>36630195
et wuz da laaw it racis
>rent due on monday
>-20$ in bank
>owe friend 140$ in utilities
>have to ask him to help me out on rent
>he'll probably say no
is suicide better than being homeless?
Kneepads my man. Get sucking!
Sell plasma. Probably too late to make your rent in time now, but for future references
$20 says anon could have prevented this by working at least part-time at McSheckels. But he's too enlightened to do so.
Did your mom, aunt, grandma, babysitter, or any other woman in your family bend you over her knee and give you a spanking? Did you get an awkward boner during or after?
White people are faggots for spanking their kids like that.
yes. and i think it probably has more than a little to do with the fact I'm a masochist with an oedipus complex.
>>36630222
Should do the Black thing and leave them.
At what age are you no longer considered "young"?
It's not age but appearance that determines if you're young
>>36629784
Profound anon is profound. Good job.
>>36629780
>At what age are you no longer considered "young"?
25
after 25 nobody can reasonably say you are young
you are no longer a "young man"
you obviously aren't a boy anymore