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So, which one is the brain?
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Anyone else wonder if it was the Russians themselves that gave Don Jr.'s damning emails to the NYT?

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>That poster that makes a thread about him doing acid for the first time and then makes a thread the next day that everything is subjective and post modernism is truth

These posters are hilarious and pathetic at the same time. I see a lot of these cocksuckers on r9k and /b
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>>38314030
It happens to everyone the first time they experiment with psychedelics. I just ignore these threads altogether, but at worst it's just a little bit cute.
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i dont wanna be that guy, but nobody really knows what acid is like until you've done it a dozen or so times.

the first time, people are so busy newfagging about it to even enjoy the actual experience.

most people on drugs are total cringe fests.

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Hey guys, I finally got a gf. What do you think about her?
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I don't make any noise going down the stairs. Why? Every other guy is super loud but I'm silent.
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>>38313962
I don't know, I've also taken this autist route of sneaking as much as I can. I try to make as little sound as possible, sometimes I pretend I'm a a swat team raiding a house and have to sneak around. When mom is home she usually get scared cause she sees me standing just around the corner through the hallway mirror. I don't know why I do this but it's something I've become better at.

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Should it even be legal for anyone who is enrolled in a university with any amount of assistance from their parents to complain about anything?
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>>38313921
I get 500 a month and I'm very grateful but it certainly doesn't take care of everything. I live in an expensive city and I work and go to school.
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>>38313970
Yes but if you dropped out of school or broke your leg and couldn't work would your family help you?
If yes, your complaining card is hereby permanently revoked.

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Who else here ditched mainstream music and now only listens to smaller artists that they find on soundcloud? listening to music that not many other people listen to feels so comfy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2bFfYDUSD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqjgaHJLek&t=62s
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>>38313881
I've been doing that for years now but I'm a professional DJ. I agree that it's much more comfy
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that stuff is pretty mediocre though
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>not listening to obscure 1-man black metal bands

shiggydiggyniggy

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"...dominated by the annihilation of the will, impoverishment of thought, and flattening of affect. Gradually over the years these patients fall away from their former goals and often become cold and distant with their former acquaintances.

They may appear shiftless, and some are accused of laziness. Few thoughts disturb their days, and they may seem quite content to lie in bed or sit in a darkened room all day. Occasionally some bizarre behavior or a fragmentary delusion may be observed. For the most part, however, these patients do little to attract any attention; some continue to live with aged parents; others pass from one homeless mission."
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>>38313858
That's referring to schizophrenia, not NEETdom.

0/10

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple-type_schizophrenia

Any other robots financially successful and generally capable person, but also a complete suicidal autist with no friends who is never happy and spends all their time on /r9k/?
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i have a job and do well. im too pussy to be called suicidal but half the time would like to be dead. just using a long gun seems like it is hard to aim in the mouth and plus it would probably hurt.

when im not at work though i just sit behind the house with a pot of coffee and smoke a few cigarettes while browsing here
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Hey it me wat up

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Talk to me about any boys and girls
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Any tips on taking Liquor from walmart? They are usually empty at night, especially on a tuesday.
I just wanna drink my sorrows away but no money.
And I'm only 19
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>>38313764
its much easier to get away with shoplifting if you're a girl with a big purse to shove shit inside of it.
t. knows a roastie that shoplifts using her purse all the time

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>tfw get matches on tinder
>no idea how to speak to women
>get unmatched all the time

just kill me senpai

just kill me senpai
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>>38313676
Don't worry getting a match is like step number 3 of 30 in actually meeting a woman on tinder.
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>>38313676
>join tinder
>no matches

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So I got drunk last week and filled a mason jar with piss because I couldn't make it to the bathroom when I woke up. I forgot about it....
My cat knocked it over to drink from it. It's everywhere and it reeks like ass piss. I don't know how many coats of piss, puke, beer, and jizz are on this floor...
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Do you like my water bottle robots.
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>Not a screw cap

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Are some people meant to lead and some meant to follow? How can I tell if i'm supposed to be dominant or submissive in life? I feel like I'd be comfortable if i knew.
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If you have to ask that then you're just a submissive little bitch.

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>want to die every minute of every day
>too scared of death to try again
>want nothing more than be old af, with someone I've been with forever
Anyone else feel this feel? I get the feeling that it's weird wanting to be like 90, but also being terrified of death.
But all I want is to be an old as dirt. couple. Not even the in between, I just want to be a fucking 93 year old in love with a woman that has always been by my side.
Maybe it's just the the fact that I'm almost 30, and the window has closed, that makes romanticize it.
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