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Hey you fucking jews fix the captcha it's fucking bullshit when it says "you mistyped the captcha" when I don't even type anything I click 7 fucking street signs and it says I got it right fucking what the hell is wrong with you kikes fix your shit up
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>>38885032
You're not fooling me Schlomo!
You're dick's been docked by a rabbi!
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>>38885032
>not using legacy captcha
turbo virgin detected
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Get a job and buy a 4chan pass
I renew mine during the sale every year so it's like $15
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do women have any secret knowledge
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that picture makes me more comfy than it does horny.
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>>38884908
I've heard they're better at reading body language and general social stuff.
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they can smell virgins
>New friend request on facebook
>It's an 8/10 hot girl from my town
>6 mutual friends
>I've never seen before
>Confirmed not a bot tho
What does this mean? Does she want the fugg? My profile settings are completely private to people who aren't my friends. Should I accept the request, like some of her stupid posts, and then message her someday?
I don't post on facebook much at all but I lurk
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>>38884876
"This might be your chance, Champ. Talk to that nice girl and ask her out to dinner. Who knows? Maybe she might be that special someone with whom you'll raise children. And raising children is important because it gives you responsibility, a sense of accomplishment, and someone to take care of you when you grow old."
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She's collecting friends. To normies, your number of friends on facebook is your power level
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>>38884904
Maybe in middle school in 2009. Instagram likes are way more important to a normie, Facebook's fallen to the wayside as a legitimate communication tool.
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MU-CHA LU-CHA
MUCHA LUCHA
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MY SPLEEEEEN!!!
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>>38884779
Good show despite the spics.
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god damn that fucking flea nigger
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HEY /lit/ is asleep and I want to complain about this fucking book.
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>>38884735
>reading
you funny man ohpee
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No way. I am waking up /lit/
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>>38884812
ANON DON"T WAKE THEM!
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Who has fallen the most?
People who post on /s4s/?
Or people who start threads on /trash/?
What is the lowest board?
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/trash/ is lowest
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/s4s/ is just people being cute and having fun shitposting
/trash/ is edgelord degenerates who want a place on 4chan to discuss their fetishes that are not welcome on any other board
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>>38884728
/s4s/ is post ironic /b/
The lowest board is /VIP/ though
>>>/trash/10835839
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I'm not good enough? Almost 5 years of devoting my life to her and now I'm just not good enough. I'm a loser, I have no friends, I'm only with her because I have nobody else apparently according to her fucking divine wisdom. Thanks. I'm horrible, I'm abusive because I call her out on her shit and get angry when she breaks up with me for the 9,001st time
FUCK MY LIFE
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS MY LIFE SO SHIT. I have fucking NOBODY. Absolutely nobody. I stopped talking to all of my online friends because I had her and now I have nobody
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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stop disrespecting women
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>>38884635
Well, start rebuilding what she took.
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>>38884635
you had someone, stop whining
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If you were a senator: What kinds of laws would you propose to specifically attack, exploit, and put down normies?
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If I was a senator I'd kill myself for being scum piece of shit.
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>>38884642
Why would you ever miss the opportunity to get revenge on those you put you down in the first place? Fellow R0B0T?
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>>38884659
go diddle some children
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i moved out today r9k
i was living comfy with my mom and now i live with two people that i used to know (you didn't have to cut me off). it's my first night in my room at this new place. i can barely afford it.
why haven't you moved out yet? is it worth it, for people that have?
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>>38884566
I've been barely able to afford where I live now for a year, somehow still here.
Having your own place is great, though it depends a lot on your living situation at home and how much of an improvement it really is.
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are you watching the mini Pokemon Speedrun Marathon?
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>>38884566
i moved out a year ago
its pretty same except i have to spend all my money to stay alive
ive been unemployed for the past 5 months and im running out of money, probably gonna have to move back soon im a failure
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>be me, virgin
>hanging out with new gf
>she is also virgin, very gentle
>we have been making out/cuddling for hours, i am getting so tired and frustrated at the fact that she wont put out
>suddenly she asks me if i have a condom
>say yes
>get ready to bang
>penis is saying no after hours of being erect
>push through
>put condom on
>can barely sustain erection
>try and fail to put it in because incredible shrinking dick
>lose erection
>have to end it there
god i feel like such shit, i've never felt so shitty in my life. that was the most humiliating thing, i am actually going to kill myself unironically tomorrow, im going to od on pills or some shit, after that i don't want to live
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Use these next time.
Latex will kill your boner
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Tell her to give you head until it gets hard. Or eat her out until you're ready to go. Works Everytime
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>>38884608
yeah she actually told me to use that exact brand because she'd heard that latex condoms stop blood flow
my penis is larger than average, i was using the normal sized trojan condom
i still feel like a lesser man, it's so humiliating for that to happen in front of her like that. i can't see myself going out with her again after that
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Ever seen a legit female robot in public?
And I don't mean some "I'm bipolar and I cut myself I'm so misunderstood XDDDD" roastie. I'm talking:
>Walking down the street
>Obese female in a t shirt with a dolphin on it waddling down the street towards me
>She's staring at the ground and looks like she wants to cry constantly because she's so self conscious
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>>38884538
>meanwhile Chad, Brad, and even your dad all stare at her tits.
Women.
Can't
be
robots
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>>38884538
I feel bad for these people
I always try to cheer them up because I know how hard it is to have anxiety like that.
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>>38884576
you're wrong and you know it, faggot. Neither Chad nor Brad want anything to do with these women.
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What do antidepressants/anti-anxiety medications feel like? 2017-08-06 06:14:57 Post No.38884495
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What do antidepressants/anti-anxiety medications feel like?
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I can't take medication, was wondering what it's like or how it feels for other robots
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Depends on what you're taking. SSRIs feel kind of heavy, but it brings up your lows a lot to what non depressed people would feel.
If for anxiety, you take something like xanax, it really is like a button that makes everything bad disappear for a bit. Its a pretty dangerous med, which is why I only get 5 pills of it a month for emergency panic attacks.
But ultimately, they don't really.. "feel" like anything? They're supposed to be correcting fucked up brain chemistry that makes you anxious/depressed etc. Also what do you mean by 'can't take medication'?
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>>38884515
That's comforting, thanks anon.
I have some rare disorder which, if I take medication, ends up in body wide blisters, serious skin damage, and if not treated blindness, or death.
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I'm on desvenlafaxine and it makes me feel more active and optimistic. Or maybe just more active and the feel that I can get stuff done makes me feel more optimistic.
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is killing yourself the only real option?
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>>38884415
No, but it will always be there because it loves you very much
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>>38884443
I just want to die. god fucking dammint.
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Suicide is not the only option, but it is the most convenient one.
Hang in there OP <3
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>try to bee myself
>end up acting like a fucking retard
>at job
>see this qt weeb girl walk in
>she's wearing an Inuyasha shirt
>as she passes by I go like "Woah Naruto" in a dumb voice trying to be funny
>Realize it wasn't funny and I was just acting stupid
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>>38884344
but that's hilarious dude, cut yourself a break I'd have laughed like hell if I got to see that
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>>38884344
This is... wow man. You got some real social skills there buddy..
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>>38884344
that sounds kind of funny.
Stop being so self conscious.
Just keep acting like a retard to entertain yourself while being a wagethief
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If women are having more sex than ever before thanks to womens liberation then why are there so many male virgins?
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>>38884304
There aren't you idiot, so many ugly guys lose their virginity in high school and have happy lives. 4chan's full of the people who missed out.
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It's almost like they're having sex with a small pool of men since promiscuity is trendy, "sexual liberation" did nothing but exclude anyone who isn't Chad from sex.
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>>38884327
Either this or a large pool of women are fucking a small pool of men.