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>gee brain whatya wanna do tonight?
what do?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Walk a thousand miles
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>intelligent
>nihilistic
>manlet
>wicked sense of humor
literally me
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>>35364462
so you must be ugLy as fucc
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things that make you feel good
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>you take of your pants
>she half cries "I forgot how large you were"
feels bretty good man
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GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
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>>35364309
cant blankpost :(
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>>35364309
This is your mom you're talking to, right?
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>tfw just found out my parents named my middle name after my Chad cousin's dead dad
>tfw he wasn't even a blood relative, just the dead idiot ex-husband of my most annoying aunt
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>>35364252
>middle name
why do you give such a big shit about it?
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>>35364252
At least you were not named after a TV vharacter
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>>35364252
At least Chad left a legacy
Who will mourn your loss? Your Asuka body pillow or the colony of lice you've kept alive for years on your greasy unwashed scalp? Probably neither
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how does one woman attract so much autism?
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>woman
what was meant by this?
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bc shes hot???
orgnx
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>>35364231
who is this?
oiriginal
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>tfw asked a suicidal depressed autistic but cute girl to be my gf and she said yes
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>>35364229
happy for you anon
no clue why thoe
>lowkey envy
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Enjoy your future stabbing, anon
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>>35364229
Enjoy dying in your sleep when she goes an hero and murder-suicides so you both can be
>together forever
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>buy a prosty and finally lose my v card
>can't cum
who here /deathgrip/
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Should have bought tendies insted
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I have the opposite problem. What do?
>27 years old
>started wetting the bed again
>finally cave and buy some adult diapers to sleep in
>also only 5'7
>also balding
>why
Does anyone else know these feels? Is my life even worth living when it is filled with so much shame?
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sorry to hear this
do you have some mental problems right now? stress?
i am manlet too
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>>35364212
>do you have some mental problems right now?
aside from the horrible depression from being such a piece of shit? no. i have a history of drug abuse, self-harm, dangerous behavior, and being an edgelord, though.
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>>35364152
I did it well into my teen years so I do know the feels of pissing the bed past an "acceptable" age. Mercifully, though, it stopped at some point over a decade ago.
The last several incidents were further and further apart and all happened when I would have to pee while I was asleep, and in my dream I would feel it and go to the bathroom and stand over the toilet and let loose only to feel me pissing myself in real life and be woken up by it.
Sorry about your shit life, Anon, maybe it's a psychological thing and will pass again soon.
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Why does behind my ear smell like Parmesan?
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>>35364132
Because your mother doesn't love you.
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>>35364132
Butyric acid mostly, and microbial waste products like acetid acid that also smell kind of funky
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>>35364281
can I put it on spaghetti? will it be nice?
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>sent your favorite r9k waifu $500 again
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>>35364124
i had an ex just like that no joke
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>>35364124
>>35364889
name one (1) reason we shouldn't gas all orbiters
half of the problem with women are enablers like you
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>>35364905
nah man it was chill i met her at a death grups show and we fugged probably the only woman i loved desu
but yeh gas orbiters now
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>be at work
>have project status meeting with coworkers
>go get a coffee at kitchen away from my desk
>walk back to desk
>coworker I just saw and spoke to at the meeting less than 10 mins before walking past me
>have nothing to say that wasn't already said (cordials/standard friendly hellos)
>avert my gaze down and at the wall and walk past him
>think he looked at me but just keep going
>HR woman pulls me aside and tells me that I've had complaints about being "hostile"/moody from multiple people
>asks if everything is ok
what the fuck are normies children. I swear I hate this society
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>>35364081
you should of told her to ride your cock or shut her whore mouth.
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>>35364081
why not just talk to him? are you autistic?
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You didnt even need to say anything to him
Just look at him and nod
Acknowledge that he exists, holy hell
Good luck getting fired because people think you're a shooter
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Does anyone else get exhausted and frustrated having to hide your power level because people will think you're lame or uncool?
Tried talking to my friend about some literature I was into and he started treating me like I had the plague.
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I work a suffering wagecuck job which is the majority of my social interaction with others and I have a odd sense of humour, one time a tranny walked into our store and I said to a co-worker "look at that 6ft 4 faggot" and he just looked all shocked at me and said that's a bad thing to say blah blah blah
I also made a muslim joke to another co-worker and he said I shouldn't say those things since we have muslin co-workers
I just keep quiet now, people are cucked and it's bad to show your powerlevel.
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>>35364075
what literature was it, exactly? that could be all the difference
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>>35364075
I thought something related to something Earnest Hemmingway wrote and pointed it out and got called pretentious :^(
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Does anyone else get vagina envy?
I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick
I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.
Misogyny is probably rooted in men's jealousy of women and their sexual pleasure.
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most women don't even orgasm during sex, plus you piss blood out of it for 3-4 days of the month
nty.
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Will you stop spamming this thread already?
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>>35364023
I think you just wish you had an extra hole to cram cocks into.
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I'm falling for the tranny meme guys.
I'm 23 and have been browsing boards for the majority of my teens and early 20's and still haven't had a gf
I just think transitioning into a qt trap would be my answer desu
Is the tranny meme just a meme? is life shit after transitioning?
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>HE CUT HIS BENIS OFF
GROSS!
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>>35363999
Trannys are notoriously unhappy with their lives.
Do you think being a trap would make you happier?
What is making your life unhappy?
Do you like men? Girls on average aren't interested in traps.
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Don't do it. It's a psychologically damaging process. Look it up. The suicide rate is very high and it's just a bad thing to do overall.
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Is sleeping 4-5hrs per day at all doable?
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well it depends for everyone
personally i can't last through a day without at least eight hours of sleep
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If I go a day without sleeping my skin goes all shitty and I look like shit even if I have an extra long shower, I can kind of handle 4 hours of sleep but I still feel like shit.
Need a comfy 6 hours at least even then, if I have nothing to do that day which is like most days I tend to get up to 10-12 hours, my sleep is fucked anyway since I stay up till like 6am.
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Meme graphics tell me so
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I am Hitler
You are Hitler
We are ALL Hitler
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no im James
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>>35363907
In a time of despair this picture made me laugh. Hope it doesn't make me a psychopath.
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>>35364658
hi james i love you