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>>38396849
Chinese, hard liquor, and ice cream?

How did this combination seem like a good idea in any way to you? Unless you started first with the hard liquor and started making the rest of your choices from there.

>>38396865
They're three things that I like and they don't conflict with each other.

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>been playing videogames all day
>found a nice guild in my MMO, younger brother told me about a semi casual hero brawler that is free this weekend and we had a lot of fun
>went for a walk and bought the ingredients to make hambagu steak tomorrow
>now getting drunk on vodka mixed with apple juice and about to dissect the current anime season
Life is good.

>>38396809
Enjoying your bank account?

Yep

Got up at 5am. Drove to town to timmys and got a double double.
Came back home watched some tv
Took a little nap. Up at 8am.
Cut a few trees down in my yard the blew down during the wind storm. Chopped em up into firewood and took the branchs to the dump
Now drinking rum and coke and watching tv.
Good day

>>38396809
How is that symphony coming? The end of summer concert is coming up soon; and you don't want to disappoint everyone again.

It's almost like lonely women want to seek attention from lonely people from the opposite sex, or something.

>>38396774
I don't think so. It's definitely soc.

>>38396797
>Implying there are lonely women

The very worst sort of person.

Looks like you need special equipment to even kiss that, no thanks

>>38396510
shes quite cute honestly

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>>38396446
there ya go anon enjoy

>>38396446
It looks like he just got out of rehab for the 6th time. Offer him some coke and see if you can't get him to do whatever you want.

There already is a thread for this faggot
>>38392020

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when will the pain go away?

1st for we miss junlad

>>38396450
>he thinks it goes away

>>38396377
It's a field in which we would all excel.

You wake up on a message board

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>>38396377
What kind of RPG? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Post-apocalyptic?

>>38396370
The replies you should be getting for this post will probably be found on /pol/ OP

>>38396370
>justifying racism by saying black people have different faces from white people due to black genetics

I don't support transgender people undergoing sex changes and don't see them as a "real" woman or man, but i still call them by their preferred pronoun and don't have a problem with them existing because i'm not an asshole. You should try the same anon.

>>38396995
>supporting mental illness by indulging in fantasy
>not an asshole
Pick one and only one

>>38396357
>Not realizing they become toxic after certain levels.
Wow it's like you want to destroy your organs and die a slow agonizing death.

>>38396357
>ate three gummies
Fucking rebel. I wish I had balls like your's.

>>38396357
>supposed to get a job and start my life
>stay at home

>>38396339
I have an app on kik that lets me meet 100s of chicks every day I just click on every single chick I see that's not fat as a fucking whale and just talk for awhile and get nudes sometimes.

The nudes only come from black and white girls never really get Latina nudes and Asians. It's really cool getting nudes from girls in different countries I have a slut in Australia that sent me some looks just like that girl.

Whenever I'm laying in bed I just do it and talk to them it's not that bad it's 99% casual conversation and rejection doesn't hurt at all cause oh wait-I have thousands more to choose from and it never ends.

God I wish I lived in a big city so I could do this with real life girls and get sex instead of nudes.

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Whenever I get nudes from girls, they're usually thinner and prettier than me and I use them as motivation. I do this with nude threads, too.

>>38396402

What's the app. 3 years ago there was something called chat me. But now there's so many fakes.

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I loved being single until I met her

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>>38396329
Don't you guys believe me?

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I swear to god i LOVE it

>>38396299
How did you ask him about succing him off

>>38396330
He's into traps and all that stuff told him I knew nothing about traps and that I was just coming out of the closest and offered to suck his dick he was pretty excited about it actually

>>38396299
got any tips for sucking dick? meeting up with another r9k boy next week and slightly nervous tbqh.

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>>38396291
What do you think you're doing wrong? Is it just in bed, or in the relationship in general? If you're not comfortable with his preferred level of submission, it could be time to find something else.

>>38396594
Oh, it's not about bed, we're fine there, he just means in general interaction I'm not submissive enough, but i really want to be.

>>38396635
Is he into some BDSM tier stuff? I don't really know why else he would want you to be "more submissive". Maybe just ask him what he wants you to act like?

try heronie

Suicide
Origami

>>38396228
now that summer started i have the exact opposite, i only get like 3 hours of sleep a night

>>38396216
The idea is that the benefits outweigh the risk.

Your analogy makes no sense.

>>38396216
You messed up your analogy. Love is the good thing, losing it is the bad thing. You tried to map getting stabbed to the good thing and healing to the bad thing when it's really the reverse.

Yeah I hear that.
>>38396448
It's more like going blind after being able to see for years and years. Wouldn't it be easier for those who have never seen at all to cope? They have no point of reference for what they're missing.