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A lifetime of misery and loneliness

>>34340050
SHE REPLIED

I only asked if I can ask her a question

She said yes

Am I gonna make it?

>>34340092
You're basically married now!

If you are telling the truth thats horrible and I feel bad for you.

>>34340018
Its the truth, I suffer like that as well

>>34339978
>drive up to grocery store or food place
>see people walking in and out and seems busy
>sit in my car for about ten minutes contemplating what I should do
>half the time I leave half the time I gather enough courage to do it

>>34339978
I do that constantly

>it's a "shallow cunt can't understand the suffering of being male" episode

another sunday zero effort troll thread

>>34339734
>You can dress and look however you want

I just want to say you have that backwards. Women can do that, men can't. Have a woman walk around in loose jeans and a hoodie and no one will think much of it. Have a man walk around in a dress and everyone is disgusted.

>>34339724
Ayy,greetings from NYC

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I like playing videogames and staying inside.
But I DO want to trap up out the muh-fucking bando at times
Am I alone?

>>34339724
>traphouse

is this what I think it would be

>>34339708
Could always go get tested, but even then, that sort of stuff is fairly hit or miss, as far as I know.

I think you're focusing too much on it though.
It sounds like you need to find a way of making money that doesn't require lots of social interaction or you just need to get better at dealing with it.

>>34339708
not enough information. i'm 25 and i still can't ride a bike because y'know shit happens

describe your typical interactions with other people, including what happens and how you feel

>>34339708
I doubt there are any truly autistic people browsing /r9k/ 2bh

what the fuck? protesting in a fucking library?

>>34339679
Lmao Asian """""men""""" he sounded like a little bitch

>>34339706
liberals are the scum of the earth

>not kelly
cmon

>>34339682
I only find Meredith and Phyllis attractive.

>>34339664
>you will never get blown by drunk Meredith during of the parties.
>you will never date Kelly, get her pregnant and let the Ryan cuck take care of your kid
>you will never cum in a cup and throw it in Pams face in front of omega Jim

>>34339655
The first step in understanding the true nature of reality is to forego those limitations on the self which have previously tied you down to materialistic misconceptions of reality which continually gain popularity despite their falsehood. The standard of logical positivism and pursuit of empirical information must be abandoned if you are to achieve success in this understanding; the ancient Hindu mystic Ashtavakra wrote that the first step toward enlightenment is to "shun the experiences of the senses like a poison". Through long meditation on the cessation of perception and the illusion of the "self", you will come to experience things fundamentally not based in the experiences of the senses. In such a state, popular conceptions such as "time" and "space" become meaningless. Carl Jung wrote that the mystical experience is a human being connecting deeply with the collective unconscious, and he was correct in a sense. In such a state of being one is as nature intended: unconscious. The personal unconscious, as well as the psyche, are not more than misconceptions rooted in materialism -- yet the collective unconscious as it was proposed is in actuality the natural state of man.
Therefore our actions within experiential reality would be best suited in pursuing the collective unconscious, non-dual state of mind; and it is in the best interest of all mankind to come to these great understandings, and as a result to live in accordance with the "Tao". You must abandon experience first, and it is only then that you can bring others to that state of being. In Buddhism, this is named Bodhicitta. We must not be satisfied with enlightenment ourselves, but must strive to bring others to enlightenment -- a daunting task, as the nature of human language is such that expression of the actual nature of reality is impossible. IT has been done before. Bodhicitta is not only a theoretical stance, but what Socrates would call "virtue".

>>34339680

A cognitive revolution is required for the actualization of man to occur. Not only for yourself, but your family, friends, associates -- all must change their way of thinking in order for us to reach this state. As a society, we must abandon personal property. We must deconstruct foolish manmade ideas about schooling, work, and the supposed value of money. Academia, once a place of the pursuit of understanding, has become a popularity contest; the value of a philosopher or scientist rests in his ability to find publication rather than the contents of his presentation. We must change every aspect of our lives if we are to proceed, and we must do so as a collective. Go and become enlightened! It will do you no good. In fact, it may even put you at a disadvantage in this culture of materialism. But do so anyway, because it is the truth and that is what matters. If everyone were to do so, all issues with doing so would disappear and humanity could proceed along the true path. But first you must overcome this unnatural programming yourself.

I maybe would've bothered to read what you have to say but your trip+tripcode+image combination is more than enough. I might just block you off of that, even though I haven't read a single word you have to say.

It is a big deal. Sex is one of the most pleasurable things a human can experience. Also, it is one of the main things that is used to measure a person's value in society (alongside wealth and titles).

People only say "being a virgin is no big deal" to console someone. Because it require consolation.

>>34339584
because we live in a hyper sexualised society were being a virgin is shameful

It matters a lot as long as you are a vigin. As soon as you have had sex it doesn't seem to matter if you still were one or not.

>>34339513
I gave up on femdom and just got a bf instead

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>>34339688
That depends, is your weewee feminine and can you do c-cute st-stuttering?

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The only women that are genuinely into femdom are mentally ill, I'm talking really hard core mental illness that twists their personalities into something that can only survive by manipulating and using other people. They're also typically massive social justice warriors, poly-amorous, feminist, pro-LGBT etc she'll unironically make you suck black cocks to prove you're not a racist homophobic bigot.

Are you fucking kidding me? Your brother is 16. He's a dumb kid. He's not a Chad.

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>>34339510
> i tell him that 4chan is a great place for some legit people and civilian hackers to do good work for the public
What did he mean by this?

>>34339544
he started talking about pizza gate / hillarys email because he did not want trump to win

>>34339491
No thanks, I'm not interested.

>>34339491
Will you be my gf(male) anon?

If I had a gf I'd want to take her to Taco Bell. I could go for some tacos. Girls like Tacos, right?

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I started balding at 18, I'm 23 now and have a completely shaved head

I've felt nothing for years

uh yes there is

>being native
>being 5'6
>living in canada

i have long black hair but no women wants me cause im short and native at 26 yrs old

fuck sakes

>>34339551
There is literally no reason for any decent women to take a bald man in his 20s seriously when they have a multitude of options to pick from.

Not like I was doing great with chicks before going bald, but I at least got lucky and got a gf at 19, she broke up with me right when I turned 21, coincidentally the time my balding become obviously apparent.

And now I have no reason to be confident approaching chicks. Like they'll talk to me cause I'm not a complete sperg and they want to be polite, but when it comes down to actually going on a date, or getting physical, they always back out of it because they know they can do better. And I really don't blame them.

I got enough problems as it is, and balding is just a cherry on top.

Worms, lad. Go to the doctor.

hemorrhoid
your life begins now

>>34339448
It's a hemmorhoid

She was a roastie infiltrator who would've left him anyways as soon as chad or a better beta came along.

too late
that fracture is irreparable

>>34339395
dump her like the cold whore she is

preferably right in front of him