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What's the easiest way to (relatively) painlessly take yourself out of this existential nightmare?A-asking for a friend...
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>>34390175
exit bag
could've known that that's not original
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Exit bag.
There's like a million threads about this every day.
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The Awesome
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everybody I know hates it
why
when I was a kid I loved it
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>>34390162
are you black
stop muting me cuck
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>>34390162
>that one kid who never had brand name sodas at his house
>spend the night and ask for pepsi or a coke
>he brings you back a fanta or a dr shasta
>or a can of cream soda
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Honestly I prefer Crush over Fanta.
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Hey /r9k/
Help me make a religion. Dubs get whatever they say to be put in, and I take all good ideas. This is for my comparative values and beliefs project.
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A lot of religions have the common theme of appealing to the very poor, starving and suffering (asceticism, buddhism, many). Try to follow the same model but base it around sexual starvation and social isolation. Demonize casual sex, weed, etc and all that stuff. Make it the robots' religion.
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Make it so traps are straight
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When you die you become a protagonist in your favorite anime
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Have you ever heard of a girl denying sex after you get naked?
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>>34390155
i hope so, because rape is bad
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>>34390155
Def won't happen to me, in fact it prob would be the opposite lol... how about you lose weight you fat sack of shit
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>>34390155
Yes, the terpers call it LMR and have all sorts of techniques for getting past it, none of which involve raep.
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How have you not realized that height is a meme? The most important thing is aesthetic proportions
>be me 5'8.5" manlet
>used to have awkward chode-like body
>girls used to make fun of me for my height, guys would call me chode etc.
>after working out for a few years developed very proportional, aesthetic body
>not ripped by any means, but it looks like I have longish legs w/r/t my upper body now
>many girls now go up to me and tell me I'm very hot
>height is never mentioned
>fucked multiple 5'8" and even 5'9" hot chicks
All that matters is that you are at least her height, and that you do not have a chode body, and then she will not give a shit about your height. The main thing preventing shorter guys from being dominant chads is the chode aesthetic or weak aesthetic, which makes you look either like you're compensating and a short little gremlin, or a small little boy, respectively. Yes, in general they prefer taller men, but do not care that much as long as you are proportionate
TLDR: frame and proportions are more important than height
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This
Im 6'7 andhad no success until i started lifting and went full bear mode
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Yeah basically working out is the only thing that ever helped me attract women. There is literally no excuse not to do it especially considering all the other benefits.
Really humans are not so different from rams or lions or elephant seals. If you want to get all the women, you need to be in top physical form.
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Wtf is chode-body supposed to mean? Do you mean stocky?
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>2017
>not being leftier than left
>being anything but social democrat
top plebs
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>social democrat
>not being libertarian socialist
ha faggerino
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>>34390074
Here's mine from a week ago.
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Presented without any comment at all.
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>that feel when used to live party lifestyle but developed schizophrenia
>no more drugs, no more drinking
>no more fucking random girls because the meds have caused you to gain weight and lose your facial aesthetics
>only pleasure left is 4chan and food and your family Bitches about you consuming too much of both
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how risky is it to use excessive amounts of weed and alcohol on a daily when your family has a history of alcoholism and to a small extent mental illness ?
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>>34390060
>not doing drugs anyway and seeing where they take you
Just kidding top kek that would be pretty reckless.
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>>34390184
P risky famalam
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>tfw want to get fit but can't do a single pushup or sit up
How the fuck am I supposed to start exercising if I can't even exercise? Does God hate me?
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do girl pushups until you can do real pushups. and do them the right way so you don't ruin your shoulders.
if you can't even do girl pushups do wall pushups.
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>>34389998
Do you know about clenching your ass while doing push ups cause it makes it way easier
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>>34389998
situps are useless
How close are you to taking it by force? How would you do it?
> mfw gym qt overpowers you in your attempt
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>>34389953
she does not look powerful at all
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>>34389953
Why does she need to go to a gym to do that?
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>>34389953
>Does knee pushups
Am I supposed to be impressed?
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Reason Behind Black Women Cuck Post 2017-01-24 09:58:50 Post No.34389888
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Reason Behind Black Women Cuck Post
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You may have been wondering why the constant influx of Black qt, black gf, etc thread constantly being trolled on 4chan?
Here is the reason:
Operation WoodPipe
WoodPipe is a psychological manipulation operation to increase the brand of Dark skin black women, while enticing white men to date them to further reduce the American white population while increasing the black population.
Within the Black community is a concept called colorism where the most undesirable women have dark skin complexions. There's also a growing rift between black women and black men, and animosity over black men dating ligher skin women, racially ambiguous mixed women or white women.
They is using their low self-esteem and desperation to organize an underground activist movement (BWGTOW + Swirlers + Bleached) to make Dark Skin Black women appear more desirable/accepting/BASED to white men!
It's the reverse cuck psy-op...
Groups that push the Agenda:
**Swirlers Movement
**BWGTOW (Black Women Going Their Own Way)
**Negro Bed Wenches
** Colorism Minded Black Women
Terms they use:
**Colonized
**Bleach
**CUACED
About the Agenda:
The Agenda falls into a subcategory of Social Justice Warriors with a Colorism/Black "Dark Skin" female feminist twist.
Don't take the BAIT, 14/88
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4n3dDHUQoY
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>>34389888
>while enticing white men to date them to further reduce the American white population while increasing the black population.
No, it will further reduce the black population while increasing the whit population.
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>>34389888
Damn that's a fine bid of dark chocolate, definitely saved. Also >>>/pol/ or >>>/x/, there's too much overlap between the two these days.
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>>34389888
>1484540127805.jpg
Racism is really the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism. It is the notion of ascribing moral, social or political significance to a man's genetic lineage and the notion that a man's intellectual and characterological traits are produced and transmitted by his internal body chemistry. Which means, in practice, that a man is to be judged, not by his own character and actions, but by the characters and actions of a collective of ancestors.
Racism claims that the content of a man's mind (not his cognitive apparatus, but its content) is inherited; that a man's convictions, values and character are determined before he is born, by physical factors beyond his control. This is the caveman's version of the doctrine of innate ideas or of inherited knowledge which has been thoroughly refuted by philosophy and science. Racism is a doctrine of, by and for brutes. It is a barnyard or stock-farm version of collectivism, appropriate to a mentality that differentiates between various breeds of animals, but not between animals and men.
Like every form of determinism, racism invalidates the specific attribute which distinguishes man from all other living species: his rational faculty. Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice, or mind and morality, replacing them with chemical predestination.
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How/should i stop him? 2017-01-24 09:53:12 Post No.34389761
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>Canadian
>Know some guy who's a robot
>Not the smartest ( not uni level)
>Gives up
>What's to fight for Syria ( his country)
>Right after hs, no training
>Never held a gun
>Tell him he's being an idiot, that he wont change anything he'll just die
> Tells me he cant do anything else and "I don't understand"
>Wtf do i do
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>>34389761
Go with him and get some Muslim slave pussy
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>>34389869
I'd rather die, fk man i don't know why i even give a shit. But he's just to depressing
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You shouldn't stop him. War is a great sacrifice, it's noble of him to dedicate himself to his country.
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This ones from my brothers friend, got about 12 messages in total if ppl are interested
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>would send my crush cringy messages late at night telling her how she's great and cheesy things
>Still have a crush on her
It's a living hell
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>>34389757
Obviously we want you to show them, get to it.
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>>34389757
Pt.2 originaliodfrodo
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SHITTY THINGS WE HAVE DONE
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This is a thread about absolute shit things we have done, ill start.
>18, working att shitty job over the summer
>literally wiping elderly peoples asses
>I hate all of my colleagues and vice versa
>except one, 26 y/o hot girl, who i get along super well with
>Ass like a fucking Nigerian princess
>summer goes along, we start talking almost daily outside of work, snapchat and so on
>Age difference doesnt really bother me, older girls are a huge turn on for me so i'm happy
>Turns out she has a kid and husband, kid is 3
>Ohwell.jpg , didn't bother me at all since i knew we were going to keep it platonic
>summer is over and so is my job, i start studying again and she's continues working there.
>we still talk alot, but it starts slowing down
>fastforward december
>she texts me, haven't had much contact in a few weeks
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>>34389740
Do go on plz.
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go on per favore
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>>34389740
Do it OP, don't be a bitch
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Some random girl from campus just approached me and said something like "hey, that's a nice head you have on your shoulders" and left smiling.
What the fuck did she mean by that?
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>>34389706
That's an adorable kitty cat, I'd rub it's belly all day long. Probably even bury my nose into its fur a few times as well, just for good measure.
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>>34389706
Find her and tell her you have another head you think she'd like
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>Reviving true compliments from girls
Fuck off normie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
she's so pure
how can I get a Bjorkfu
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>>34389700
that accent is cute as fuck
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>>34389700
i get that she's icelandic, but why does she sound finnish? lmao
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>>34390211
she is half Mongolianthat was a lie