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fap first next time unless posting the ad what gets you off in which case just good luck

Craigslist is literally truckstop bathroom hookup tier. At least make a Tinder and set your filter for traps.

Just remove your testicles
You won't hake urges anymore
Please
Baka

>>35888174
Yeah

t. neet on day 27 of nofap

>>35888174
Longest I've gotten is 4 days, but it felt good to do it

Why do you want to do nofap? That shit literally makes me worse off.

>>35888155

Website live chat support

>>35888155
Camwhore
Seriously though, if I had the answer, I wouldn't still be working at my soul sucking call center job, getting screamed at by people and sucking mr Rothstein's dick whenever he talks to me.

Bumping for interest.

The original comment

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something about it is different

>>35888047
>those games
only thing they're good for tbqh

didnt plud.dj shut down

>>35887935
> Im black
There's your problem. I'm a whit me guy studying physics, and let me tell you, black girls to me are like dudes. I don't even respond to them sexually.

>>35887972
No, it's not. I went on a few dates with a guy working on his PhD in math a few months ago.

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>tfw no ugly STEM boyfriend
>tfw no friends

At least mommy loves me

>>35887914
what is that original site

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It's comfy out there
origami

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no kids allowed

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butts1234

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more butt 123

>>35887900
Best cunt I've ever seen.
Shit's like Medusa.
I turn to stone... in the pants.

Men can wear makeup too
Just not eye and lip stuff

>>35887869
>A grown man has a tantrum about women using products to look better
Kill yourself

>>35887869
> apply makeup
> still nigger

>life already 1/3 gone

m8 it's not even 1/4 gone yet

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>>35887880
s-shut up! t-tha's not true

>>35887791
>Hey white boy what the fuck are you looking at?
>Throws banana

>>35887791

Just looking around, why? Do you have a problem with being looked at?

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>>35887791
you're not actually tiny peepee black man but just a reminder: ruggarell has TBC (tiny black cock)

>friends, fast paced social interaction, adventure, and doing tons of shit?
What do you think we are doing on this board?

>>35887783
It's the never ending cycle, I think once you've experienced it a few times it's incredibly hard to fall back into it.

When you are in the NEET/Hikki/shutin phase you produce so little dopamine/seratonin that you literally can't conceive of anything that would generate pleasure, everythings a swirling grey mass.

I know rationally that if I were to exercise, make attempts at socializing, eat healthily etc. then I would feel better but feeling better is so inconceivable at the moment, it might as well be high fantasy.

>>35887887
>incredibly hard to fall back into it
*incredibly easy to fall back into it

>>35887754

DELET

oregano comment 2k17

One woman does something trashy so all women are trash? That must mean all men are useless like you.

>>35887798
Why do you roasties get off with having your own kids humiliated by men who fuck you? And why do you want to fuck those men?

>>35887712
Suck my cock dumb bitch

Hi Shannon.

I'd love to see you again sometime. It's really warm over here, what a great spring. I love you too!

Answer Shannon's questions honestly and appreciate your family more

>cashier tells me to enjoy the rest of the day
>I don't
Showed that bitch

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>>35887685
>Person asks if I have time to fill something out
>Tell her I don't
>Actually have all the time in the world

>girl asks if I want to go out for coffee together
>tell her " no thanks I don't like coffee"
>I actually love coffee

DEVILISH
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>>35887639
>tfw ywn have sex with honkers

why even love live

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>>35887656
This is a known and dire feel

>>35887639
maybe your ass smells, try using enema