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>tfw successfully made myself gay through sheer hatred of women
>my life is 100x better and I have a cute bf who is actually interesting to talk to and funny to be around
>we spend time playing vidya and sucking each other off
>tfw realized only gay love is true because it has nothing to do with a biological imperative but with human connection
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Whatever faggot, more women for me B^)
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How do you get over your disgust of other en though? I tried watching gay porn a few times. Nearly made me puke. I can't even watch straight porn if the guy does that dumb missionary cam with his balls flapping or if he makes too much noise. I'm only in it if he has a big dick and for the girls breathy noises. Even though half of them are fake. I just love girls cumming. How could you possibly be turned on by cocks unless you were a closet fag anyway?
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>>38207902
Force of wiII

Supp fellows robots! I just wanted to say that I'm so fucking sick and tired of being a kissless virgin.

Fortunately I'm a shit-skinned motherfucker, thinking about going to Europe through a boat ride in the Mediterranean sea.. I've heard rumors of European women who're willing to be raped in the ass, which country do you guys would recommend me to go and visit.. damn, I'm gonna bring me my arab bro too, this would be one heck of a gang bang don't ya think?
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>>38207823
obvious fake but come to France, the amount of white chicks that have approached me and my Algerian friend is insane
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>>38207823
Go anywhere their all whores who want a real man anyway. Salam malakem my brotha.

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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts, fags?
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>>38207816
I want to BE that man. Wew lad, motherfuckers would never try fuck with me.
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No one really gives a shit desu...
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>>38207816
Being obsessed with your own look makes you gay. You start thinking about all the insecurities about your body so much that you start finding them attractive. This can make a perfectly heterosexual, sexually frustrated boy crave dick (small dick) or bigass men (skinyfags). My advice? Make money and pay for sex. You're going to pay any way.
If you're already gay, I envy you. I wish I was gay myself. It seems much easier to talk with men about sex and men are generally more open and honest about shit.

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Women are the true robots here, as we are not desired. NOPE not desired at all by robots if we dare to have intercourse we are shunned here, for example the no hymen no diamond shit. You men are fucking monsters
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This bait pleases me on a primal level, i'm almost scared to post because some faggot might actually fall for it
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>>38207809
FUCK YOU, YOU ROASTIE BITCH I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS THREAD YOU CAN EASILY GET SEX FUCKING DIE SKANK SHUT UP AND DIE

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When I eat fermented foods (soy sauce, overripe produce), I get severe brain fog that lasts for 3 days.

It's not really a migraine, it's more like my brain is inflamed. Like an allergic reaction in my brain.

Anyone know a cure?

Right now I just eat a very strict diet. But if I accidentally eat a bad food then I can't do my job (software).
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>>38207797
Stop eating fermented foods

faggot
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>>38207797
Fermented just means rotten. Of course you're going to feel like shit if you rotten food. Normalfags are just dumb and eat the shitty foods their ancestors were forced to eat out of desperation because it became part of their "culture" like fungi or bacteria.

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>tfw caught gf cheating with a big dicked NEET
>thought it was a meme

fucking kill me.
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Tell us more stupid.
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did you at least buy him some food in exchange?

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i'm building a roket to project us INFPs to space,
earth is no place for us
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>>38207704
Can I sign up, I have a certification of my infpism and I'm good to go.
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I don't want to go to space though. I'm scared to even fly in a fucking plane. Can't we just load it up with all those bastards that end with J and launch it into the sun?
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>>38207704
make sure we have a lot of room on the rockets, I don't wanna speak to a lot of people, if any

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Everything you see is an illusion carefully crafted by me to control you roaches.

You roachies dance on my strings.
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>>38207692
cool


wniwwwjfowiejoli
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is that why everyone ignores?

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it's a long summer
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enjoy it whiIe it lasts

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>tfw no gf
>tfw I am too much of a monster to deserve a gf
>tfw I will never get a girl to like me
I can't wait to roll over and die.

Also, good old fashion /feels/ thread.
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>>38207608
y dont u just do it then OP..

protip: in the end, you'll regret it.
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I promise you I'm one of the biggest monsters I know itsucks being so fucking edgy and unlovable
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>>38207642
why don't you just accept yourself? besides, killing yourself won't change a thing, it'd be a waste if you throw away your life just like that, why don't you stand up and have some balls to show the world that you ain't loosing it.. don't be a faggot.. you said you're a monster, and monsters don't cower on tough situations.. de don't give up, they adapt, they evolve.. and so are you OP.. so stop being a faggot.

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How do you produce neet?
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Neet is often produced as an industrial waste product. A use for it has yet to be found.
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computer screens, alienation, lack of motivation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31p-_HsgZec

Don't go to sleep. He will be there.
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>>38207580
Fuc u boi turn around and show me that bussy

devilish things you do
>go to /pol/ type this is why i hate trump supporters
>go to /fa/ face rate thread or wawty thread type you look ugly/you dress bad
>go to /r9k/ type i look like a 10/10 model and have a gf and 10+ friends (truth)
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>>38207573
>in high school few years back
>teacher says i will never succed in life with that behaviour
>tell her like you succed you work as a teacher
>everyone in class goes silent
>then they start laughing
>she just looks at the floor and says bbbuutttt iimmm and goes silent
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>>38207573
>tell mom that Im still in college
>actually dropped out of it 1 year ago
women are so gullible

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In a few months I'll be forced to move from Florida to the fort Carson area in Colorado Springs. I'll be out of my natural climate. What do?
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>>38207519

Just plain don't go along with it and abscond elsewhere and be homeless in a place where it's less shitty to be homeless. Totally reject whatever the reason or the social command is which demands your presence in Colorado, and beat them by not playing their game, whatever it is. Run away.
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>>38207519
>moving to Colorado
There's only one thing to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
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>>38207519
Avoid drugs. The people that do them are slimy and untrustworthy.
Figure out where the qts go

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I have a question.
Would you rather have lost your virginity at 15, or at 22? Would you rather be super young and exposed to that kind of thing, or, be a virgin forever but still have had the time to mature to experience it?
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