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>be me 11th grade
>in math support aka help class for dumbasses
>whole class is having to walk to the library
>hear some girls behind me say something about not wearing a bra
>i turn around and give them alook similar to pic related
>they start laughing alot
>look at her chest again in the library as we are all walking in
>"if you dont fucking stop im gonna slap the fuck out ofyou!!"
>i start getting nervous because i know i cant tell her shes a bitch and to shut up without escalating it
>look at her with a flat face and say "relax im a sexual"
>sit down at a conputer and hope her white trash bf wont confront me or get called to the councilors office
>never talk to her again even though one time she tried asking me something later on
sometimes i still feel like a pansy ass. am i a pussy for getting kinda scared that she was flipping out i didnt want to get in an argument
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lol dude bunping this
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>>35160299
>hear stupid hoes talking about being a hoe
>le rape face meme haha
>be socially retarded
>constantly stare at women like a betafag
>nothing exciting happens in the end
way to post the worst possible greentext of all time you socially crippled autist.
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>>35160498
thanks
i appreciate your honesty
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How did pol become racist? Was it their crush choosing a man of color instead of them?
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no because a black person such as you have supreme autism
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>>35160286
I actually am black and the problem is...I hate blacks myself so pol is my home
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>>35160286
>>back to /pol/ cuck threads with you, nubian
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>If you like traps/sissy stuff
>If you spends half of your day doing it
>If you masturbate because of boredom
>If you don't have any good quality
>If you don't have friends
>If you are turning gay
>If your fetish is batshit crazy and started after watching porn
Stop right now
Steps:
>Enter nofap
>Start meditating
>Create a study schedule
>Create a "May do list"
>Start lifting
>Buy Protein powder
>Cold Shower
>Go to parties with a friend [You mighty have one]
>If you failed, don't be mad, start again.
>Read "Meditations by marcos aurelios"
>Please be better.
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>>35160231
This is mostly good advice but this board is far beyond redemption with all the faggots and brap posters you might as well give up
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>If you don't have friends
>Go to parties with a friend
This is the extent of normie intelligence, everyone.
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>>35160287
my mistake, sorry.
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>applied to another 10 jobs I won't hear back from today
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>>35160165
same dude
SAME DUDE
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>>35160165
>applying to jobs on a Sunday
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>>35160165
>spend an hour filling out a stupid (required) survey on an application
>submit it
>sorry you don't meet the minimum qualifications for this posiiton
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what's going on you old fucks
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>>35160132
Sat around in my pajamas playing A Link to the Past and jerkin it all weekend. Ate bacon and eggs for all three meals today. Back to the hellish grind tomorrow.
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>>35160132
Pretty much pic related, trying to turn this piece of shit life around.. who else here /regrerseverylastdecisiontheyhavemadeuptothispoint/?
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>>35160330
regrets, even my jokes are terrible
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Does any robot on here actually have experience with dating sites such as Tinder? Or is it just a meme?
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Unless you're in the top 20% of men don't even bother. It'll just kill whatever self esteem you have left.
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>>35160100
>tinder
you have to have a fb account and a smartphone. i have neither.
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>>35160100
I have dating experience withgrindr and growlr
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>Sister and her family are in living room
>Im drunk and hungry
>Nephew has Stacy girlfriend
Wat do?
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ask if you can sniff her feet
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>>35160003
I bet they smell heavenly pham
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Bump. I'm drunk enough to do anything and deliver pictures. Maybe dubs decide what I'll do
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>Daily reminder that white women are superior.
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>Mixture of race is wrong.
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*TeleBRAPS behind you"
>"Heh nothin personal wite boi."
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>>35160019
Agressive/ don't have manners / the only good thing is her ass/ prefer niggers.
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Is he offically /ourguy/
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>>35159839
What ever happened to eggman? I've been gone for awhile.
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>>35159919
Thats idubbbz u dumb cunt
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>>35159929
who?
orgoroginals
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Do you ever think about old memes and feel sad that they're dead?
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>>35159820
Not really, they run their course and I eventually get tired of seeing them. I've been here 11 years now and I find it hard to believe I used to be so entertained by dumb shit like longcat. Looking back all the old memes seem really tame and childish really.
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>>35159820
Not even remotest bit.
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>>35159927
*Not even the remotest bit.
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>tfw depression ls back again
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If you're going to off yourself please stream.
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>>35159799
take a shower then weirdo, you probably just stink
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TFW have depression but work in customer service.
I don't know how long u can take this
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>thought my parents were snug in their beds
>start emptying and cleaning out my piss jugs in the kitchen sink because they're at full capacity
>reeks like piss in the kitchen
>mom comes into the kitchen to get water
>looked at me, didn't say anything and went back to bed
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Use the toilet like a non-degenerate
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Thank god my room has a bathroom. Flipside of that coin my parents removed the lock on the door to enter my room :'(
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>>35159875
i walk out behind the house a bit and pour my piss jugs into the ditch
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OH BABY YOUUU
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>>35159687
ALLLLL MYYYYY LIFEEEEEE
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>>35159687
GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
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>>35159687
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED
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HES GOTTA BE STRONG AND HES GOTTA BE FAST
AND HES GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y
>This was 7 years ago
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>>35159758
I will only ever be able to associate this song with the CWC version for the rest of my life.
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>>35159758
>7 years ago was 10 years ago
>2 seconds was muted ago
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How do I into drawing? You guys have any tips for beginners? How long did it take you to git gud? My goal is to eventually be able to create concept-art like illustrations of fantastical lands, like pic related. Or maybe make animations.
I just need to know how to get started and I if I I should start digital or stick to pencil and paper, thanks.
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>>35159655
>My goal is to eventually be able to create concept-art like illustrations of fantastical lands, like pic related
Get into painting instead my dude
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>>35159689
Shouldn't I start with the basics first and tackle that later?
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>>35159655
If you didn't start at a young age then it's too late for you.