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Is a slight alcoholic withdrawal syndrome possible if I've been drinking like min. 3/max. 12 pints of beer/long drinks every 2 or 3 days for a month?
I weigh 128 lbs and been feeling depressed, sleepy, tired and mentally clumsy since my last hangover on Tuesday. Also got a weird gut I absolutely didn't have 20 days ago.
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>>39582938
Yep original orig
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>>39583413
What do? Are the mental clumsiness and somnolence reversible?
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Pussy I drink and throw up every day get on my level
If I go more than 8 hours without a drink I sweat and shake. Someday this will kill me I cannot wait
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>be femanon
>barely awake, haven't eaten, etc.
>in specific, haven't changed pajamas yet
>hot guy from past hookups in snaps
>"why don't you take shirt off"
>"well if you come on cam ;)"
>know he's not gonna get on cam right now
>just too lazy to take off shirt because it's comfortable
>feels autistic man
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>tfw no horny doggee to feed me bone to
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Cute kitty pic but why are you on here if you can get good looking young dude bros to fuck you so often?
I think reddit is more suited for you tbqh.
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>>39582930
because I'm too fucking lazy to make a new offmychest-type account and the dude is in any private chat/group I'd share this in otherwise
and I have no sex-talk girl-friends. my closest friends are
nerds that may or may not wanna bang me
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The past couple of months have been horrible. I've literally been wishing I'd never wake up before I sleep at night, having suicidal thoughts all day, and even learning about which drug combination is the most lethal (which is opiates and benzos). I haven't had a real conversation with anyone in a long time. Anyway, I need you to recommend me some album to at least listen to while I do all this shit.
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It all went wrong for me too. Someone could need you alive though Anon.
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All things must pass op ride out the storm and you wont regret it
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Incidentally you dont want to fuck up a benzo related attempt its quite a horrible experience waking up in a psych ward. Best to just find a garage and car somewhere for a couple hours
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Oh holy shit
I've been edging all day, taking breaks whenever I get really close. My cock is rock solid, deep red, and really veiny.
I can even feel the soft, cool air in the room brushing against it. If I even breath the wrong way it starts to throb.
It's taking everything within me not to just blow my load. OH JESUS CHRIST it feels so gooooood
Hnnnnnnnnn!~
I wish I had a pair of big tits right in front of me that I could nut all over. I feel like I'm gonna burst.
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>>39582792
Dude, you need to chillax.
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What about a cute boy to impregnate :3
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>op unsubtly asking for porn
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I just want to have a small house in some village and grow my own fruits and vegetable and have a bunch of chicken and ducks for eggs and just stay there and have minimal contact with people.
irl I'm an office plankton with zero money to do this
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Why don't you save for it then?
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Make sure you don't jump right into that sort of lifestyle.
It's a lot of work, even if you aim to only feed yourself.
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>>39582756
I'm barely making ends meet.
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Starting up a thread today, maybe this will be more interesting.
Only have two matches today, the one from yesterday unmatched me after we sent her "no one cares fuck ur thread."
Tinder is kind of bullshit with the fucking pay2swipe shit. Not gonna pay shit, since this is for laughs. Less swipes, less matches, oh well.
Clearly indicate which girl to message, and what to say. First clear response decides messages.
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Tell hannah to " My penis is going on vacation. Destination: YOUR MOUTH"
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>>39582774
I foresee another unmatch soon.
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GL OP.
I matched w/ this bengali girl.
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post cool art
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Amazing Album Too.
God bless Flying Lotus...
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>>39582766
>Amazing Album Too.
I hate it
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>>39583129
Not the person who posted that picture but
You have the worst possible fuckin taste if you dont like that album
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*WARNING TO ALL ROBOTS* 2017-09-07 05:07:36 Post No.39582650
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If you are a REAL robot, my advice to you is to avoid normies like the plague. They will ruin you. They are all dull, shallow and boring pieces of shit from my experience, it MIGHT be different for you but I doubt it honestly. But yeah, it just kept getting worse and worse for me when I was under the illusion that these people were my friends. They're annoying, they're fucking retarded and all around terrible people. I cut every single one of them off and I am happier and cozier as a result.
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As robot you either have to rise above them and become more powerful (socially or financially) or they will crush you under their stupidity.
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>>39582672
This. At the moment I don't really have anything to show for myself (doing pretty shit in school, not that much money) so when I was getting crushed under their stupidity and didn't have anything to say without looking like an angry autist it just felt like shit.
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bump, everyone on r9k should be in this thread.
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>please dont kill yourself
>if u are ugly i will not date you lol, u will find someone and if u are not entitled to a girl so get over it
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>>39582622
Do you really think she had people like you or me in mind when she wrote that sign
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>>39582622
>someday a really lucky girl will be with you
>but not me
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>>39582646
I think that is OP's point
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Has anyone got any tips on how to achieve a hands free orgasm? I've tried before but to no avail.
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>>39582618
Erotic self hypnosisworked for me
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>>39582618
i wish i knew i tried twice and couldn't do it
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>>39582659
How would one go about originally doing that?
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>be me
>be in school
>starting new subjects this year
>I had took computer science as I already knew most of the stuff the course was covering and i had an interest in it.
>expect class to be small and full of nerds
>walk into class with friends
>mfw it's full of popular sperglords and roadmen
>I just stare in a mix of confusion and dissapointment
>I sit down next to one of their leaders and look at him awkwardly
>he shouts to the teacher "sir my computa's brokun"
>the teacher comes over
>turns out he hadn't turned the monitor on.
>thinking in my head that there had been a mistake
>my disappointment turns to anger as the lesson goes on
>the one next to me trying to figure out how to spell to log into his email randomly says "england is my city"
>class bursts out laughing
>at the end of the lesson now and all we've done is create a powerpoint
>whole class completely ignoring teacher making normie nick crompton jokes
this is not okay
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>>39582596
>uses the word 'roadman'
britfeels
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CS is the new normie meme because people think it's easy STEM degree.
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>>39582596
>computer science
>full of nerds
that's the biggest misconception about this class
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>be at uni today
>flock of Stacies descent on the chairs to my right
>didn't talk to them
>didn't spaz out
>mfw I'm Chad basically
>MFW it actually gets even better
>Stacy turns her head away from me her golden hair brushing against my arm
>I didn't spaz out
>Stacy wasn't disgusted
>MFW I realize I'm Chad
>leave the class at the break
>probably will drop that subject so I quit while I'm ahead
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>>39582558
If they didnt stare at you and try to get your attention, or they didn't go silent, then you aren't a chad.
t. 6'4 chadbot
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>>39582597
Is that why girls look at me and smile? I'm so mentally broken I just assume they think I'm pathetic and laughable.
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>>39583343
Don't believe him. I had a female 'smile' at me and when I tried talking to her I got ridiculed so hard I felt like crying.
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ITT: Worst retail experiences
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>manager says I don't smile enough
>everyone says I look miserable
>am miserable
why did I have to be ugly
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any black people stories?
or jews
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>>39582499
just smile you don't have to mean it
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>tfw you will never have hair as nice as female wojak's
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>>39582433
>tfw you will never dp a bitch in heat with your best friend Will
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>>39582465
why are robots so gross all the time
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>>39582433
>tfw all these losers message me "hi" on facebook and instagram
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I want to socialize, but it seems pointless since everyone is a giant piece of shit.
>Inb4
>1: Equivocation (everyone is as bad as I am)
>2: Projection
>3: Kill yourself (in a way he thinks is very clever)
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>>39582403
Thats The beauty of Omelge, Anon. As soon as you've had enough, disconnect and never see the stranger again.
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>>39582403
Well sometimes an interaction between a "piece of shit" and a robot makes both of them a little happier of fulfilled
Just try anon
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>>39582403
Yo same, op. I feel like I can never have a real connection with anyone