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Anonymous
2017-07-12 06:08:53 Post No.38325673
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:08:53 Post No. 38325673 [Report] [View this topic]

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll...

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:48:20 Post No.38326416
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>>38325673
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to... keep control
~~Is Rocky Horror Picture Show femnazi shit now? When I was growing up I really liked it because it was so weird. Even to this day I want to be on a stage production of it as Frank~~

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:50:24 Post No.38326456
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>>38326416
It was really liberal for its time. I don't think its "feminist", but its quite positive towards transvestities

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:57:09 Post No.38326573
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>>38326416
I REMEMBER DOING THE TIME WAAARP
DRINKING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN
THE BLACKNESS WOULD HIT ME
AND THE VOID WOULD BE CALLING

Anonymous
2017-07-12 06:06:57 Post No.38325624
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:06:57 Post No. 38325624 [Report] [View this topic]

Femanons, does size matter?

Does it feel better getting your hole stretched like this?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:17:14 Post No.38325827
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>>38325624
yes, for me 7 is the bare minimum (really thick of course)

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:33:56 Post No.38326151
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:33:56 Post No.38326151 [Report]

It hurts if its too long or thick personally

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:36:31 Post No.38326194
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:36:31 Post No.38326194 [Report]

Smaller is better for me. I just want it to be gentle, if I'm even willing to ever have sex.

Anonymous
2017-07-12 06:06:50 Post No.38325622
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:06:50 Post No. 38325622 [Report] [View this topic]

Hurt my penis lifting weights, how do I make a woman come with my fist?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:12:40 Post No.38325744
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:12:40 Post No.38325744 [Report]

Only need tongue and middle finger

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:14:37 Post No.38325780
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>>38325622
Were you lifting the aforementioned weights with your penis?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:15:34 Post No.38325794
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>>38325744
ew gr0ss

Anonymous
2017-07-12 06:06:30 Post No.38325610
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:06:30 Post No. 38325610 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you pronounce /r9k/ ???

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:07:00 Post No.38325625
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:07:00 Post No.38325625 [Report]

"are nine kay"

not very difficult

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:07:13 Post No.38325635
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:07:13 Post No.38325635 [Report]

>>38325610
arr-nine-kay

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:07:31 Post No.38325640
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:07:31 Post No.38325640 [Report]

Rninek

Like Renekton

Anonymous
2017-07-12 06:04:20 Post No.38325571
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:04:20 Post No. 38325571 [Report] [View this topic]

why are they lying about penis size?
literally everyone has 7-9 inch penises
what is the benefit of this?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:22:28 Post No.38325923
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>>38325571
>lying
I don't think you know what that word means.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:24:23 Post No.38325954
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>>38325923
I meant to say "lying about the average"

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:26:32 Post No.38325999
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>>38325571

People lie all the goddamn time. Stop comparing yourself to others, you will be a happier person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiePDFhRjrM

Anonymous
2017-07-12 06:01:37 Post No.38325518
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:01:37 Post No. 38325518 [Report] [View this topic]

damaged my penis. need advice...

was jerkin it with cock ring on, lost boner, didnt think much of it since it happens, tried for the next hour to get another boner, no luck. removed cockring, noticed that my largest vein towards the base of my shaft is swollen. my penis has shrunk significantly, feels hard as if theres blood trapped in it, yet im flaccid. literally cant get a boner no matter what. did i fuck up, should i visit ER? seems like my vein is clogged and blood cant go in or out. scared. pls help

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:02:36 Post No.38325530
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>>38325518
don't worry, it's not like you were going to ever have sex

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:08:30 Post No.38325661
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>>38325518
How are we going to help you? Go see a doctor. I bet he has seen way more retarded shit than yours.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:18:15 Post No.38325846
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:18:15 Post No.38325846 [Report]

You need to use a syringe to drain some of the blood out. Alternatively the active ingredient in rat poison is a declotting agent. Eat some rat poison before the blot clot spreads to your brain.

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dick broke 2017-07-12 06:00:54 Post No.38325507
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dick broke Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:00:54 Post No. 38325507 [Report] [View this topic]

my gf broke up with me because i couldnt have sex with her
i tried so many times, she gave me plenty of bjs, and handjobs.
But when it was time to dip the onion it just would not stand up.
She was my gf for almost three months, we tried having sex 15+ times.
Should i consult a doctor or something?

I am so afraid to ask out other girls before i fix my dix, thx bois

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God 2017-07-12 06:02:38 Post No.38325532
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>>38325507
Holy shit those have bones in them?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:02:46 Post No.38325535
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>>38325507
>Should i consult a doctor or something?

Why haven't you done this already?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:03:10 Post No.38325547
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>>38325507
>dick broke

ouch!

Tinder moments
2017-07-12 05:53:40 Post No.38325366
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Tinder moments 2017-07-12 05:53:40 Post No. 38325366 [Report] [View this topic]

>install tinder since my friends keep telling me to do it
> make profile and match quickly with a 7
> then notice we have the same music anthem
>must be destiny
>message her about it
> she unmatched me the next day
>

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:57:33 Post No.38325447
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>install tinder
>swipe right on EVERYONE
>still waiting for a match one week in

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:59:23 Post No.38325473
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>think about installing tinder
>imagine having to take a picture of myself to put on my profile
>don't install tinder

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:59:47 Post No.38325483
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>>38325366
>friends
Leave this place normie!

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:51:17 Post No.38325322
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:51:17 Post No. 38325322 [Report] [View this topic]

If you're a girl, tell me why you can't get a bf in this day and age. There is literally no reason you can't

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:52:31 Post No.38325340
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:52:31 Post No.38325340 [Report]

I'm not a girl but girls push guys away on purpose to see if they'll come back.

It's abuse for the guy so the guy ends up leaving.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:52:55 Post No.38325350
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:52:55 Post No.38325350 [Report]

Attention whoreing nigger thats all it is

Women being validated by orbitors = the equivalent of a man orgasming

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:54:25 Post No.38325384
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:54:25 Post No.38325384 [Report]

i don't want a bf, i'm perfectly happy being alone. on one hand it'd be kinda nice to have a companion but i feel like they'd just get in the way of my hobbies.

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:50:20 Post No.38325307
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:50:20 Post No. 38325307 [Report] [View this topic]

>Tfw a girl thanked me for moving out of the way when she was bicycling past me in the street
Can I get a congrats lads? I basically lost my virginity.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:51:15 Post No.38325321
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>tfw you will always be a thankless virgin

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:53:06 Post No.38325355
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>>38325307
My mom has thanks me tons of times, HA!

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>>38325355
>Appreciation incest
Gross dude

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:50:12 Post No. 38325303 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some drugs that will make me see weird things when I close my eyes?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:55:59 Post No.38325417
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>>38325303
Heroin, wish i could get myself some desu desu.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:57:58 Post No.38325454
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:57:58 Post No.38325454 [Report]

LSD. Take enough and you won't need to close your eyes. You can basically go "Blind" where the fractals and shit are the only thing you can see.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:30:49 Post No.38326095
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>>38325303
Just about any psychedelic or dissociative.

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:48:39 Post No.38325276
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:48:39 Post No. 38325276 [Report] [View this topic]

So I lost my virginity over the weekend and now my GF and I are going for Round 2 on Friday. Do you guys know any good moves or positions we can try? I looked some up online and I think we're going to try either the Silver Rose of Winter or a reverse Innkeeper's Secret, assuming she has the upper body strength.

Do you guys have any other recommendations?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:49:45 Post No.38325295
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:49:45 Post No.38325295 [Report]

Why the fuck would we have any recommendations you stupid dickhead?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:51:56 Post No.38325329
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:51:56 Post No.38325329 [Report]

you've came to the wrong place my friend

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:52:33 Post No.38325343
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:52:33 Post No.38325343 [Report]

>>>/adv/

Why won't the mods do anything about this shit?

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:46:53 Post No.38325238
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:46:53 Post No. 38325238 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do some people, people who aren't even managers, treat their fast food job like they're fucking Jiro Dreams of Sushi?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:29:24 Post No.38326068
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>>38325238
Anon some people just don't have much to live for.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:34:03 Post No.38326154
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:34:03 Post No.38326154 [Report]

they are totally dead inside

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:35:53 Post No.38326189
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>>38325238
It's called taking pride in your work. A trait you clearly lack

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:46:26 Post No. 38325221 [Report] [View this topic]

>abandoned feminism and started hating women
What's next step should I take towards becoming redpilled?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:48:52 Post No.38325279
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:48:52 Post No.38325279 [Report]

be a virgin for the rest of your life.

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>>38325279
>>38325221

>people actually spend time on a site they hate

I just don't understand. Are you also loser NEETs or just miserable?

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>>38325279
>>38325221
other anon is right this is literally you guys

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:44:21 Post No. 38325177 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you even deserve a girlfrend?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:45:25 Post No.38325199
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:45:25 Post No.38325199 [Report]

I don't. I am a fat piece of shit with zero ambitions.

Doesn't mean I don't want a gf to fuck and love me.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:45:59 Post No.38325213
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:45:59 Post No.38325213 [Report]

Why do you even deserve to bypass the robot filter?

I would be happier and be good to her assuming we didn't play games.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:46:34 Post No.38325226
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>>38325177

I think everyone deserves love desu, be it Chad, Stacie, Manbot or Fembot.

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