Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6365. page

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>>36480549
>implying i would even give them the chance to talk to me

>>36480549
what a horrible front double bicep

i would not like to talk to someone who fdb's like that

>>36480549
that guy died, police broke in a house and shot him lol. thats why hes no longer in porn

>>36480548
Yeah, nice shoes dude!
Also, you have something... hanging around you're nutsaxck area senpai.
Seeya

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

is that taco bell I smell?

Nosedive straight into that pit of raw manliness

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Swedens a dead country.

Only hope for the west is to turn them and germany into Cuck-containment zones

>be an autistic Muslim in Sweden
holy shit i'm 1/3 of the way there!

imagine how he was free to do everything and spread her tight 14 year old pussy and didint have any second thoughts because he was sure nothing gonna happen anyway

wow

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Given how /r9k/ is nowadays, robots definitely are the pink girl.

>>36480356
Most fembots have themselves set on Chad, or at least a decent-looking normie.

It truly is only the robots that are lonely, not the fembots

>mfw it's actually the reverse

>>36480295
you look like a rude and arrogant person

>>36480295
You would look like TotalBiscuit if you shaved your hair

>>36480295
have you tried to stop drinking?

i seriously went from hauling black garbage bags full of empty beers cans to having maybe 10 beers a week and my life has changed so much for the better.

WAY less depressed, slightly less anxious, got a job that pays 16.66/hour, slightly less flabby.

theirs light at the end of the tunnel. you really need to stop with the drinking and smoking

>>36480156
Ashens, Techmoan

>>36480156
dprktvradio

Bugatti Beez

>>36480130
I'll be your friend, anon. If that's what will alleviate you of your loneliness.

>>36480130
try leaving your house, works wonders

>>36480130
convince yourself its everybody else's fault, remember typical social interactions with you and realize some people are better off alone.

oregano bump im coming

>>36480129
let's watch a generic movie in 240p while no one watches it and it's actually just 7 people circlejerking hya hoyyy gong

>>36480129
Let's watch Her, that's a good robot movie

>>36480120
is this like a six pack a week or what?

>>36480120
each six-pack increases your risk of cancer by 75%.

>>36480120
you should be fine if this is like a weekly monthly thing

However I drink three rolling rocks every day before work, is this dangerous?

>>36480110
How big are you? I bounce as a moonlight job

>>36480110
Do you have a handgun atleast? A blunt object like a club or something? You'll be fine. If you are unarmed then, for a security guard, that's fucked up.

So what kind of security guard are you? Where are you based?

Why would you even want such a job if you're a self proclaimed autist?

>>36480092
Define "use" r9k. Lurkers included?

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Not sure if she still does

>>36480189
Any are allowed

>>36480076
reptilians

it's true

I'm inside someone's head as i type and i'm going to make them do terrible things to themselves and their loved ones as retribution for their inhumanity

There is a legitimate gay lobby dedicated to forcefully spreading homosexual agenda and other sexual deviancies.

>>36480038
depends on how much i need to go out of my way

>>36480038
I probably wouldn't help, but I'd CALL for help.

>>36480038
i tried to help a lady with a flat tire today but she had already called someone.

I have helped strangers with things like this in the past

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>>36480013
gr8 b8 m8 a bit hairy, but nice b8

>>36480013
>tfw you will never bash fash with her

>>36480013
Good point; you should kill yourself along with all your commie terrorist buddies.

>>36480003
Mind your own business you sack of shit

>>36480047
Oh look, it's someone who heard about r9k from FaceBook/Reddit/CNN etc. Police might just get an anonymous tip about a drug dealer who resides in my apartment.

>>36480089
What did you hope to accomplish with this thread? You whine like a female.