Lets get a consensus on /r9k/'s erect penises.
Remember try to be honest and don't samefag. A consensus by the end of the thread.
>finally try online dating
>get with this girl at a bar
>mfw she orders the "angel shot with lime" (codeword for calling the cops on me)
Hi neighbor, we just moved here and we wanna introduce ourselves to the neighborhood. Don't worry about the loud noises at out house, my husband is just a little big
>implying i would even give them the chance to talk to me
*blocks your path*
"Oops I dropped my keys. See something you like there, anon?"
How to legally rape a minor?
Apparently be an autistic Muslim in Sweden. What time to be alive and not white.
Swedens a dead country.
Only hope for the west is to turn them and germany into Cuck-containment zones
>mfw fembots are the pink girl and robots are the blue guy
Given how /r9k/ is nowadays, robots definitely are the pink girl.
This is the face of a 29 year old KHV.
It's me and I've been an alcoholic smoker for the past 7 years. Also a schizo.
What's your excuse for being a virgin?
have you tried to stop drinking?
i seriously went from hauling black garbage bags full of empty beers cans to having maybe 10 beers a week and my life has changed so much for the better.
WAY less depressed, slightly less anxious, got a job that pays 16.66/hour, slightly less flabby.
theirs light at the end of the tunnel. you really need to stop with the drinking and smoking
What are some comfy youtube channels reccomended by r9k?
I want to feel less lonely
Deciding on a movie to watch, come help us decide...
if I have a 6 pack of very heavy IPAs, am i totally fucking over my health permanetly? i have OCD. I mean, am I really really fucking with my body? or am i ok? Would it be healthier to drink a lot of liquor or rum
>recently got my security license
>TFW autistic cyborg with no fighting experience
How long will it take for me too get the shit beaten out of me?
Do you have a handgun atleast? A blunt object like a club or something? You'll be fine. If you are unarmed then, for a security guard, that's fucked up.
So what kind of security guard are you? Where are you based?
ITT: post pics of girls that use /r9k/
especially black ones
Not sure if she still does
What is the craziest, most "out-there" conspiracy you genuinely believe in?
r9k will you help a stranger if he or she ask for help?