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Lets get a consensus on /r9k/'s erect penises.

>Length
>Girth
>Width

Remember try to be honest and don't samefag. A consensus by the end of the thread.
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>average length of female palm: 5 inches
are girls' hand really this small? my palm is like 8 inches measured that way.
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>>36480872
That's nearly 3 inches anon. You'd be a freak if you had 8 inch palms going that way.
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5.75ish inches bone pressed, 5.5ish inches girth. Average, I think?

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>finally try online dating
>get with this girl at a bar
>mfw she orders the "angel shot with lime" (codeword for calling the cops on me)
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>>36480575
What does that last line even mean anon, explain your fucking story. Why would she date you and call the cops on you for no reason?
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>>36480620
bitches will literally call the cops on you just to get a free meal
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>>36480575
Never heard of this?

Is this common?

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Hi neighbor, we just moved here and we wanna introduce ourselves to the neighborhood. Don't worry about the loud noises at out house, my husband is just a little big
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>>36480549
>implying i would even give them the chance to talk to me
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>>36480549
what a horrible front double bicep

i would not like to talk to someone who fdb's like that
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>>36480549
that guy died, police broke in a house and shot him lol. thats why hes no longer in porn

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*blocks your path*

"Oops I dropped my keys. See something you like there, anon?"

wat do?
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>>36480548
Yeah, nice shoes dude!
Also, you have something... hanging around you're nutsaxck area senpai.
Seeya
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BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

is that taco bell I smell?
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Nosedive straight into that pit of raw manliness

How to legally rape a minor?

http://www.friatider.se/tvingade-14-ring-till-sex-frias-f-r-v-ldt-kt-eftersom-han-har-misst-nkt-adhd-och-inte-kan-tolka-ett

Apparently be an autistic Muslim in Sweden. What time to be alive and not white.
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Swedens a dead country.

Only hope for the west is to turn them and germany into Cuck-containment zones
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>be an autistic Muslim in Sweden
holy shit i'm 1/3 of the way there!
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imagine how he was free to do everything and spread her tight 14 year old pussy and didint have any second thoughts because he was sure nothing gonna happen anyway

wow

>mfw fembots are the pink girl and robots are the blue guy
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Given how /r9k/ is nowadays, robots definitely are the pink girl.
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>>36480356
Most fembots have themselves set on Chad, or at least a decent-looking normie.

It truly is only the robots that are lonely, not the fembots
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>mfw it's actually the reverse

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This is the face of a 29 year old KHV.
It's me and I've been an alcoholic smoker for the past 7 years. Also a schizo.
What's your excuse for being a virgin?
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>>36480295
you look like a rude and arrogant person
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>>36480295
You would look like TotalBiscuit if you shaved your hair
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>>36480295
have you tried to stop drinking?

i seriously went from hauling black garbage bags full of empty beers cans to having maybe 10 beers a week and my life has changed so much for the better.

WAY less depressed, slightly less anxious, got a job that pays 16.66/hour, slightly less flabby.

theirs light at the end of the tunnel. you really need to stop with the drinking and smoking

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What are some comfy youtube channels reccomended by r9k?
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>>36480156
Ashens, Techmoan
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>>36480156
dprktvradio
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Bugatti Beez

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I want to feel less lonely
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>>36480130
I'll be your friend, anon. If that's what will alleviate you of your loneliness.
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>>36480130
try leaving your house, works wonders
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>>36480130
convince yourself its everybody else's fault, remember typical social interactions with you and realize some people are better off alone.

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Deciding on a movie to watch, come help us decide...

https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
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oregano bump im coming
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>>36480129
let's watch a generic movie in 240p while no one watches it and it's actually just 7 people circlejerking hya hoyyy gong
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>>36480129
Let's watch Her, that's a good robot movie

if I have a 6 pack of very heavy IPAs, am i totally fucking over my health permanetly? i have OCD. I mean, am I really really fucking with my body? or am i ok? Would it be healthier to drink a lot of liquor or rum
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>>36480120
is this like a six pack a week or what?
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>>36480120
each six-pack increases your risk of cancer by 75%.
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>>36480120
you should be fine if this is like a weekly monthly thing

However I drink three rolling rocks every day before work, is this dangerous?

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>recently got my security license

>TFW autistic cyborg with no fighting experience

How long will it take for me too get the shit beaten out of me?
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>>36480110
How big are you? I bounce as a moonlight job
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>>36480110
Do you have a handgun atleast? A blunt object like a club or something? You'll be fine. If you are unarmed then, for a security guard, that's fucked up.

So what kind of security guard are you? Where are you based?
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Why would you even want such a job if you're a self proclaimed autist?

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ITT: post pics of girls that use /r9k/
especially black ones
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>>36480092
Define "use" r9k. Lurkers included?
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Not sure if she still does
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>>36480189
Any are allowed

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What is the craziest, most "out-there" conspiracy you genuinely believe in?
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>>36480076
reptilians

it's true
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I'm inside someone's head as i type and i'm going to make them do terrible things to themselves and their loved ones as retribution for their inhumanity
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There is a legitimate gay lobby dedicated to forcefully spreading homosexual agenda and other sexual deviancies.

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r9k will you help a stranger if he or she ask for help?
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>>36480038
depends on how much i need to go out of my way
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>>36480038
I probably wouldn't help, but I'd CALL for help.
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>>36480038
i tried to help a lady with a flat tire today but she had already called someone.

I have helped strangers with things like this in the past


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