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Alright girls, what do you expect from the man who will be your husband?
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>White
>at LEAST 6'3"
>12% bodyfat and muscular
>makes at LEAST $500k/year
>has at LEAST an 8" long cock, with at LEAST 6" of girth
>uncut
>doesn't drink or do drugs, doesn't mind that I drink and do drugs
>college educated (at least a master's degree)
>isn't a clueless autist who doesn't know how to do manly things like change the oil/tires on a car or work around the house
also im a girl (female)
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>>34199454
at least 7 feet tall
at least 7 figure salary
at least 12 inch cock
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>>34199454
Not much really. I just want to be loved. t. Ugly fatass
How many of you /premature/ here?
>tfw you never even had a chance
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3486225/How-premature-baby-affects-LIFE-Poorer-reading-maths-skills-make-unemployment-low-earnings-likely.html
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>be me
>born 5 weeks premature
>part of the STEM master race
>getting my undergrad engineering degree in a total of 3.5 years
>fuck my classmates' shit up with my superior grades
what are you on about OP?
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>>34199560
>superior grades
>failed stats
Nice one, mate.
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I was born 10 weeks /premature/ 2 pds 7oz. Had to be recessitated multiple times.
Is that why I'm on this board?
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Should I euthanize my cat? It literally won't stop fucking pissing all over the house and all it does is hide in the shadows
The cat is like afraid of a leaf falling off a tree and every time I see it's just keeping its head low and running away to avoid people. It won't even eat if someone is in the kitchen it literally just runs and hides from people and pisses all over the house.
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Is it old? Probably a bladder issue.
Did you not have the vet chop it's dick off as a kitten? Yeah, better euthanize it.
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>>34199375
Poor thing :(
If you really can't handle the kitty, find someone willing to adopt it, or at least take it to a no kill shelter.
This cat sounds like a robot to me, euthanising it is cruel
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>>34199375
Just leave it outside, it will become an outside-cat
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>in a club
>this guy slaps your ass and says 'stop browsing /r9k/,you're better than that, just be yourself, i bellive in you bro'
how do you react?
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>>34199356
I'd ask him where he got those knockoff raybans because they actually look pretty decent
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>>34199356
>how do you react?
I ask him to slap my ass again
I inform him that he is now the lawful owner of my boipucci and can do whatever he wants with it
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>>34199356
I've already been lurking for 5 years, i might as well just carry on. I like it here.
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>ancient aztec midwives cautioned expectant mothers to have LOTS of sex when they were pregnant otherwise their sons would come out timid and their daughters would be ugly
I've figured it out robots, we're fucked up because our mothers didn't have enough wild pregnant sex
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>>34199345
They got BTFO though, so you gotta figure any advice contained in Aztec folklore is probably shit.
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>>34199393
Well no shit, it's not their fault the spaniards had guns and shit. Aztec warriors were still chad as fuck fighting Spaniards with guns and metal armor while wearing jaguar pelts and using sticks with obsidian shards sticking out of them
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>>34199345
>ancient aztec midwives
Lmao if they were so knowledgeable in medicine, why did smallpox completely rape, murder and rerape their civilisation?
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Let's get a feels thread going. Tell us about your childhood, lost relationships and all the shitty things that happened to you. Get your tissues robots.
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Mom died yesterday.
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>be me
>be 5 years old
>underweight
>fear mongering mom takes me to doctor
>he tells her no worries I will just get to my natural weight as time goes on
>she doesn't accept that answer
>every night she feeds me 3 times the dinner a kid should eat
>her genius plan works i'm putting on weight
>now i'm putting on too much weight
>now I don't play sports because it's harder and I get fatter
>takes me to doctor and he says I need to lose weight its very bad for my health
>she scolds me for being fat
I am now in my late 20's. My entire life I have been basically yoyoing weight and fighting this constant eating disorder battle because she did that when I was young. She never took responsibility for that shit. This pisses me off so much.
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I've had only had one friend since I was a little kid. Now he's moved a long ways away and it's been the straw that broke the camel's back for my depression. I don't feel like doing anything any more. I've really lost my sense of humor as well and people keep calling me too negative. I just need a video game or something to get obsessed with as an escape to kill time. Feeling pretty shitty.
Why haven't you bought yourself an onahole yet?
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I have two.
They're wonderful, but you really have to plan to use it, as you have to take time to clean up and get it warmed up and such. In the end, I still mostly use my hand.
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>>34199285
This. Between the lubing and the cleanup I don't even bother half the time.
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>>34199285
>but you really have to plan to use it
It takes 5 minutes of sitting in hot water to heat up. That's not really much of a hassle. Don't tell me you fell for the hole warmer meme
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You MUST have BF% of 25 or above to comment
Discuss your last meal, fat feels, trying to lose fat, etc
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>>34199245
Last meal was toasted whole wheat 14 grain bread with some mozzarella cheese, a crispy slice of ham, a chicken patty and some lettuce
The lettuce got warm and soggy while I was eating :( I guess I can either have a hot sandwich or crispy lettuce, not both
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I just had 200 gram of chicken breast in a pita wrap with spinach,homus and small amount of garlic aoli. Only meal of the day.
>tfw finally stringing together some days under caloric maintenance
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Bad day today, "treated" myself to a Maccies lunch to make me feel better. Which worked, for about 5 minutes. Got hungry again around 9pm and couldn't be arsed cooking so I got some fried chicken for dinner.
I hate that mentality so much. I know as I walk in that it won't make me feel good in the long run but I just need that boost.
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>"I eat Salad"
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i toss salad
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i fuck salad
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I fuck the salad
I make it cum
I fuck the salad with my serpent tongue
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>failed data structures last sememster even though i put so much time and effort into it.
>retaking it again this semester with the same professor
Anyone else know the feel of trying so hard in a class and still failing?
being stupid is suffering.
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>>34199199
do you go to a UC
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>>34199199
Define trying hard
What did you do and what do you think you did wrong?
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>>34199199
>99
Data structures.
Was it java ?
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>tfw I'm a failure because of race mixing
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>>34199181
That sucks, but at least you know anything about your ancestry.
My mother never interacts with her family and my father was just a sperm donor, I know he was an engineer at least.
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>>34199181
Nice, I'm racemixed with 20% Asian, 70% European, and a bit of Spanish and Native American/Latina. It all comes together to make me look like a fag.
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>>34199181
>tfw you're pure german arian
>get called nazi just because of my eye and haircolour
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>>o-oh h-hey, femanon. Just uh working on my conversion truck for my uh road trip.
>>w-want to check it out?
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>>34199156
Yea, maybe you could "pop my hood while you're at it ;)"
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>>34199175
>>oh eheh... Uhh.. Uhh I mean.. Um.. Want to see the V8 I've been working on restoring? It's...it's pretty loud when it runs.
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>>34199349
Just fuck me you autist
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I pronounced "vegan" wrong in the drive-thru today.
What did you do cringey that no one else noticed but you can't stop thinking about today, robutts?
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How did you pronounce it?
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>>34199143
Vay-gan.
It's Vee-gen.
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>>34199154
i used to work with a woman that always pronounced it that way. once a week she'd make reference to the fucking vay-gan chili in the building's cafeteria. what a dumb fucking bitch she was.
This couple recently broke up.
ITT: We speculate as to the reasons why.
Who do you think initiated the breakup and what was the reason(s)?
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>>34199091
The black guy couldn't deal with the white guy's disproportionately skinny legs anymore.
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>>34199091
>City of Sunrise
Shit I live there, wtf O_o
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Honestly who keeps stalking that twink? It's weird enough when 4chan gets obsessed with grimmy white girls but now you guys are doing twinks of color too? Stop it
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Why do trans/gay/whatever people always dye their hair? 2017-01-17 01:47:06 Post No.34199057
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Why do trans/gay/whatever people always dye their hair?
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For some reason whenever I see anyone online or in person with dyed hair it's because they're gay or trans or some weird gender thing.
Same thing for piercings and sometimes excessive tattoos. All these things are like warning signs. It's some kind of animal behavior where they mark themselves to show they're not normal.
It's like the more fucked up and bizarre someone's sexuality is the stranger the hair dye and more piercings etc. Do you think maybe this whole spectrum of faggotry just increases with how mentally messed up they are? The higher up they are the more prone they are to altering their body.
Idk I just want to know the reason for it.
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>>34199057
Same reasons why pedos use specials rings, necklaces and shit. To identify each other.
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>>34199057
It's like how poisonous animals have bright colors to ward off prey. People often forget humans really are just smart animals. We have that type of behavior in our DNA.
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I dye my hair black, it is naturally darkish brown, but I prefer it black. Not gay though.