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who here is vaccinated and have autism?
are there any unvaccinated autismos here?

>>38231766
dont know but i can safely confirm that your birth lead to one casue of it.

>>38231887
*case

sauerkraut

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>>38231685
Around college. Pic related were all my friends, yet I still couldn't get laid.

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>>38231685
When I was 8 and startting to pass my prime. Att least I already lost my virginity when I was 13 so I can relax.

>>38231685
Over the past couple of years when my fuck-ugly best friend has been fucking every chick in town and I haven't had sex that wasn't paid for in 10 years.

"Dude you would have no problem finding a girl if you tried. Stacy said you got hot since you started lifting, you should definitely talk to her dude."

This shit happens every other month, I don't know if he's just fucking with me, trying to build my confidence somehow or if I'm just that autistic. I have no problem approaching women I just have no idea how to keep a conversation going and feign interest in normie things.

ah a new STD huh?
well what does it do?
is there a quick test?
in which way is it transmitted?
why should we care?

>>38231606
Had a really REALLY bad sexual experience last night. If I got out of it safely and my test results come back clean, I swear to God I'm staving off having sex again until there's love involved. If I caught anything, I think I'm going to go to a very isolated highway, kick it up to 180 and just crank the wheel.

We should start some false flag operation so more normies get infected
>Nothing will stop love
or some shit like that

But she's not a Virgin anon

>>38231586
>piercing
>virgin
Pick one.

testing my porn knowledge without reverse searching

this is... remy lecroix, right?

>>38231578
I'd stop masturbating for a month if I could creampie a pussy like that

>tfw no black gf to cum inside

>>38231724

No you won't, and I'll tell you why. I actually did creampie a pussy like that, sweet and dark and smooth, and HOLY FUCK I only fapped more. I could still feel it on my dick weeks later. Anytime my mind wandered to masturbation, the warmth of it would be the first thing I felt. It lingers anon. It fucking lingers.

No, life sucks. If you can find no happiness, it should be totally legal and acceptable for you to kys.

>>38231535
There are very few amazing movies out there who can change your view of life, go watch them

>>38231535
Life has the potential to improve. Death has no potential whatsoever.

>>38231488
Why is he orange

>>38231599
>Why is he orange
He was tanning

gay manlet

>>38231476
>Who started this meme?
Insecure women and the industry that makes them feel insecure

I'm no one to talk though, I haven't left the house for even 5 minutes without makeup in months

who cares? if it makes them feel comfortable about themselves let them wear it.
i just wish i had something to make me feel less insecure about myself.

>>38231476
That girl is actively wearing makeup.

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>>38231448
please go back, we don't want you here

>>38231466
>tulpas
>pol

>>38231547
>redpilled thing to do
>BLACKPILL

I haven't showered in TWO weeks.

I haven't showered in a month, haven't brushed my teeth in six.

>>38231438
Why though? Genuinely not criticising but explain the thought and feeling process behind that.

>>38231349
Because they'll be outlawed in the west soon. The roasties will screech about having their power taken away and their cuck politician lapdogs will bend over to pass the bill pronto.

I dont want to spend my money on cheap models, only a quality android sexbot. But its not going to be made in time.

>>38231385
Better to relocate to a country that doesn't outlaw high-quality android sexbots than to end up committing suicide as a result of decades' worth of depression due to lack of romance options. What's your next excuse?

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>3D and disgusting
no thanks lad

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>walking down the street
>group of girls on the other side start laughing as they pass me

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>>38231248
>theres a hint that you might get accepted for full time work
>immediate flush of despair and panic despite the fact that its your goal

>>38231277
>group of girl notices you
GTFO

>>38231199
who dafuq cuts his firelogs in square form?

>>38231199
is the cute gf leaning forwards? or backwards? or the logs are laid in a weird pattern and the photo is "artistically" inclined?

>>38231199
Sure you are anon no worries :)

>>38231117
Stop for a while

finger your taint

>>38231117
Rub your pillow

Because we don't want to fuck men.

Most of the time, they let themselves get fat. Bitches have no strong motive to stay in top shape since most bitches get dick without any effort.

>>38231127
A lot of men get that "dadbob/bear" body type after 30 as well. For some reason they still can be hot.