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>THIS IS BETA 1-2 WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE!
>REQUESTING ANY AVAILABLE UNITS ON STANDBY
>THE CHADS HAVE BREACHED THE TENDY TOWER AND ARE ONLY JUST BEING HELD BACK!
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>>39075170
>RODGER THAT BETA 1-2 THIS BETA ACTUAL OVER
>UNITS BETA 1-4 AND BETA 1-6 HEADING TO YOUR COORDINATES, ETA 5 MINUTES OVER
>REQUESTING COORDINATES FOR REEE STRIKE OVER
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Jesssus fuck the cringe,

Does that make me a normie?
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>H-HELP!!! HELP!!!! CAN ANYBODY READ ME?!? WE WERE AMBUSHED!!! I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT!!! I'M SURROUNDED!!! I CAN HEAR THE CHADS COMING!!!! I NEED HELP NOW!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!

Let's make a guide to help people become enlightened.
1. You should remain a safe distance from all females, attempt to ignore them as much as possible and avoid attraction at all costs.
2. Having friends is not encouraged, but optional. The same goes with keeping in contact with family They are the most likely ones who will try to drag you down to their level.
3. Having tulpa is optional, but encouraged to attempt it at least once. You're tulpa can not be someone who is IRL.
4. Realize that women, friends, and family all use you for something. Women use you for money, friends can use you for various things, family members usually feel obligated to remain in contact with you as is their normalfag tradition.
5. Jews and any race but whites are you're enemy, avoid at all costs - this is not debatable.
Anything else?
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make a fag version pls

I'm a gay christian and I seek redemption from my dark thoughts

baka desu senpai
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>>39075174
>make a fag version pls

Faggots cant be robots.
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>>39075174
A god that created you to feel this way and then torture you forever for it is evil. Do the moral thing, embrace Satan.

Or just read Spinoza's "Ethics" if you want the truth instead of a good story.

>You will never be a capybara
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>>39074690
You just crave attention don't you? Well desu you're not even cute so stop trying to be
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>>39074690
But I already am. It's great, but captchas are hard with hooves
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>>39074730
>capybara
>hooves

I don't think you're a capy, anon.

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I think I'm going to kill myself soon
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okay man cya tomorrow
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>>39074621
same desu
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>>39074621
fuck this cock tribute creepy shit ya shysters. Get your rocks off some other way, your life as value femanon.
'origano origamo''

get on faggots
tags: omegler9k, r9komegle, r9k, robot9001
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dont bother, everyones skipping
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>>39074597
i want gf send gfs
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>>39075378
why do they do that though?

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>Find your old box of bionicles
>Start repairing them and realize they're all over a decade old now
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>that kid who was too loud when you were all playing with your bionicles in secret because they were banned at school and wound up attracting the attention of a teacher who confiscated your Lewa

YOU DUMB FUCK YOU BROUGHT THE HEAT ON US!!!

I'M 99% SURE THOSE CUNT TEACHERS WOUND UP GIVING ALL THE CONFISCATED TOYS TO THEIR OWN KIDS TOO!!!!
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>>39074574
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?!?

Originalio
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I've been meaning to take action picture scenes of the first 6 toa at least in my backyard. I was always jealous of the kids in commercials that would get their toys in the mud and have little battles because I didn't want mine to get dirty but now that I don't care about them anymore I can finally figuratively and literally drag them through the mud.

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>tfw a guy is in love with you and think you might love him back
Why is this happening to me, /r9k/? I didn't like men before.
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>>39074481
it's just a phase, you'll grow out of it.
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>>39074481
You're lonely and someone is giving you attention. It happened to me too. I'm disgusted by the male body though so I just hugged him a lot and never really entered a relationship.
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Its okay ebin. Go be with tilde

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The /nightguard/ does not forgive, the /nightguard/ does not forget edition
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1st for Ebin, king of /britfeel/
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>>39074326
Proper comfy nighttime image. One with the lamp is too much tbqh.
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Cheeky little reminder for you night lads.
Hope you all get the dubs you seek.

- Kev x

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what are you currently listening to /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFb2iRhM7M
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https://youtu.be/SBjQ9tuuTJQ


>>39074227
i like that OP
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Best song on that album imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OCEh6g6whc
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https://youtu.be/HqgdNrGDo78

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>/r9k/ gets in a fight in school
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>>39074201
That spin kick at the beginning could've been cool as fuck, but he ruined it.
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>>39074341
Dude, that shit looked like ballet. Everything was ruined.
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>>39074201

white boy really let that man trump gas him up lls

we aint our ancestors white boy. we a BEAT YO ASS.

>"Hello Anon! From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other a bit? or go out to eat or shop? I'll be buying of course"

How do you react.
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lose about 200lbs and we can start getting to know each other
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>"Literally punch me as hard as you can I want to die."
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>>39074147
Go to the shops, I'm going to paint the walls of the house by leaning off the balcony.

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How can you love a girl that's had sex, clubs, drinks, FWB and/or casual sex before?
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>>39074079
Because I do all of these things myself.
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I wouldn't and I won't.
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>>39074079
>dem lovehandles
that is one fat nigger right there

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Do you think you're morally capable of raping a woman?
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>>39073859
Yeah but only if the alternative is death or severe injury or some other form of threat and duress
I'm not going to freely choose to do it
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Holy shit that's so dangerous
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I don't think rape is that big a crime to be honest. It is wrong, sure, but I think it is around the same degree of wrong as theft is.

>literally every girl around my age is already in a relationship
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Gotta go younger laddie
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only betas date their own age
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>>39073528
then do not get in a relationship

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mods ruined this board you can't even say s m h anymore without it getting turned into weeb gibberish.
baka baka baka baka sm.h baka baka
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>>39073519
baka is this true? baka desu
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Now I know
s.m.h. = baka
t.b.h. = desu
wonder if senpai got changed
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f.a.m. = senpai
bro = b.r.o. (if it changed)
nigga = n.i.g.g.a. (if it changed)
thats about all the jiggaboo speak i know.


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