>THIS IS BETA 1-2 WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE!
>REQUESTING ANY AVAILABLE UNITS ON STANDBY
>THE CHADS HAVE BREACHED THE TENDY TOWER AND ARE ONLY JUST BEING HELD BACK!
>RODGER THAT BETA 1-2 THIS BETA ACTUAL OVER
>UNITS BETA 1-4 AND BETA 1-6 HEADING TO YOUR COORDINATES, ETA 5 MINUTES OVER
>REQUESTING COORDINATES FOR REEE STRIKE OVER
>H-HELP!!! HELP!!!! CAN ANYBODY READ ME?!? WE WERE AMBUSHED!!! I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT!!! I'M SURROUNDED!!! I CAN HEAR THE CHADS COMING!!!! I NEED HELP NOW!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!
Let's make a guide to help people become enlightened.
1. You should remain a safe distance from all females, attempt to ignore them as much as possible and avoid attraction at all costs.
2. Having friends is not encouraged, but optional. The same goes with keeping in contact with family They are the most likely ones who will try to drag you down to their level.
3. Having tulpa is optional, but encouraged to attempt it at least once. You're tulpa can not be someone who is IRL.
4. Realize that women, friends, and family all use you for something. Women use you for money, friends can use you for various things, family members usually feel obligated to remain in contact with you as is their normalfag tradition.
5. Jews and any race but whites are you're enemy, avoid at all costs - this is not debatable.
A god that created you to feel this way and then torture you forever for it is evil. Do the moral thing, embrace Satan.
Or just read Spinoza's "Ethics" if you want the truth instead of a good story.
>You will never be a capybara
I think I'm going to kill myself soon
s o o n
get on faggots
tags: omegler9k, r9komegle, r9k, robot9001
>Find your old box of bionicles
>Start repairing them and realize they're all over a decade old now
>that kid who was too loud when you were all playing with your bionicles in secret because they were banned at school and wound up attracting the attention of a teacher who confiscated your Lewa
YOU DUMB FUCK YOU BROUGHT THE HEAT ON US!!!
I'M 99% SURE THOSE CUNT TEACHERS WOUND UP GIVING ALL THE CONFISCATED TOYS TO THEIR OWN KIDS TOO!!!!
I've been meaning to take action picture scenes of the first 6 toa at least in my backyard. I was always jealous of the kids in commercials that would get their toys in the mud and have little battles because I didn't want mine to get dirty but now that I don't care about them anymore I can finally figuratively and literally drag them through the mud.
>tfw a guy is in love with you and think you might love him back
Why is this happening to me, /r9k/? I didn't like men before.
You're lonely and someone is giving you attention. It happened to me too. I'm disgusted by the male body though so I just hugged him a lot and never really entered a relationship.
The /nightguard/ does not forgive, the /nightguard/ does not forget edition
Cheeky little reminder for you night lads.
Hope you all get the dubs you seek.
- Kev x
what are you currently listening to /r9k/?
i like that OP
>/r9k/ gets in a fight in school
>"Hello Anon! From today onwards I'll government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other a bit? or go out to eat or shop? I'll be buying of course"
How do you react.
How can you love a girl that's had sex, clubs, drinks, FWB and/or casual sex before?
Do you think you're morally capable of raping a woman?
>literally every girl around my age is already in a relationship
mods ruined this board you can't even say s m h anymore without it getting turned into weeb gibberish.
baka baka baka baka sm.h baka baka