How do I get bf?
I want one.
Hi I am now your bf
>>39283145
>How do I get bf?
wondering the same thing honestly
>>39283145
r u a gril
i can b ur bf if u r a gril
>See a big scary black man
>Boi pussi starts puckering
>>39283130
>puckering
>not ovulating
anon I think there's something wrong with you, go to the Boi-GYN immediately
>>39283130
I liked anime trap posters back in the day when it was free of the BBC meme
>see a black man
>instinctively reach for my pistol
>Get call from Local Video store
>Not very enthused employee says "Your account has been selected for a free rental, come in any time this week to get it"
>Know theyre getting desperate, not gonna make it much longer because streaming is killing them
>One of my favorite places from my childhood is going away soon
>All of my favorite childhood shopping destinations will probably soon follow because of Amazon
Make it stop.
>>39283098
welcome to the modern world
they now have competition, and that competition is kicking their ass
can't beat chad amazon
The crazy thing is that video stores were going downhill way back in 1994 when Clerks came out, over 20 years ago.
>>39283124
The modern world is gay and not comfy
hey bots, we got a special discord for you losers Gondola's Paradise, come join, we have gondolas.
discord: kXBv7tg
but are there traps?
>>39283076
Random is better, i like blobs
>>39283135
one of the admins is a trap
Hello welcome to McRobot's, how may I take your order?
>>39283011
meatballs and chips please
Two double whoppers and a coke.
>>39283018
is that with or without silly sauce?
Who is the more perfectest waifu? Danielle or Babs?
If you can't touch your waifu then she is not your waifu.
Why do foreigners worship that snake faced whore?
the one on the right is kind of funny looking, something about her face is very unpleasant.
>"OMG you're a sick fuck"
Thanks for the compliment.
Wow lmao look at this fucking edgelord. Bitter cause girls won't touch your wee wee?
>>39282978
Thanks for the picture bro NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!! AHAHAHHAHA
this is what all women want though
>come on son, you are not balding!
>come on son, you are not spalding!
Do you get one hair back for every time you make this thread or something?
>come on son, you are not scalding!
Islam practicing only edition
How are my fellow robots doing? Anyone excited for Ramadan?
ramadan has ended 2 months ago brother in islam
>>39282918
Please fucking end your life
>>39282918
Cant wait till rammadan. This year I wont even eat or drink when the sun is down. You brothers should join me!
How do I leave my small town? It's so impossible and everyone's poor I just wanna go somewhere with better weather and more shit to do
I'm not really sure, but I think you have to move OUT of your town?
wat state senpai? if american
You need cash. If you really want to leave, you'll get it. More lawns, collect bottles and cans, work on your hustle.
You shitpost on here way too much, go out and get busy. You can do it. And when you do, you'll look back and say 'shit, that wasn't that hard, why didn't I do it earlier?'
Why doesn't admin post any screencaps from /r9k/?
I'm here almost 8 hours a day and I've seen plenty of screencap worthy of posts, but admin never posts them. She doesn't even post any of the interesting pictures that get circulated here.
>>39282794
>She
ahahahaha
>>39282856
Admin is a woman.
>>39283692
A woman who has a waifu, yeah right
>going to kill myself if I'm still a virgin at the age of 30
who else here got big plans for the future?
>>39282789
syrup 2nite. Just had surgery and my chest is killing me so idk if downin dxm will put me inna coma or not but i cant put the effort in to care anymore
Im 21 and have seen several doctors over the past year and its only barely gotten better in some areas.........i just cant do it anymore guys.
>>39282835
hope it isn't serious, anon
I think having a serious disease at a young age is the worst thing, nobody should go thru this
You should really take someone else out with you.
Take the MGTOW pill
Done.
But, seriously, who's gonna take care of Tyrone's baby?
I'm MGTOW but not a NEET cocksucker
>>39282778
fuck off kike
As the world becomes more globalized MGTOW becomes even more pointless. You can't go on strike when the company can just get cheaper foreign labour.
The only reason the herbivore men in Japan still exist is because the country has tight borders. If foreign PUAs and marriage-minded men were allowed to flood into Japan and take up residence, those waifu-loving dudes would become irrelevant... They wouldn't even be history.
I think MGTOW can serve a purpose in a man's life, particularly when you can live lean and focus on projects that will benefit you long-term. But their "movement" has already lost its core merit of starving the system. What else do they really have?
>tfw you get a college dorm all to yourself
collegecucks are normies
>>39282736
Wow, are admissions that low in your college?
>>39282764
This, College is just good for going into an increasing amount of debt just to get increasingly worthless degrees. College is a broken system, if you want to get good money just go to a trade school, construction management makes 125k on average.
>ohh you are so cute, i wish i could have a bf like you!
what
I get this a lot, but I'm a closet gay.
You could probably just say that your single and try to get her.
it means youre a nice beta cuck that is ugly and sad af
>>39282720
It's a shit test. She's trying to figure out why you aren't making a move. Don't idly watch her move on to another guy anon, do something.