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>and maybe a few shutin traps as well

>there are anons that like perturbator reading this
My bros

>>34147648
>synthwave fans
they're probably on reddit

Or you could read philosophy. It'll get you friends, girls and somewhat of a more efficient and healthy mind.

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>>34146993
10 bucks the conclusion to this book is

>BEE yourself ecks dee

>>34146993
That book doesn't even say that you should "be ur self." It tells you to put on a face to trick others into liking you.

>>34146951
this is fucking gay dude
trash compactor worthy

>>34146951
I hate that video. I commented on it and my comment got a lot of likes.

jesus christ she is fuckin adorable

That guy isn't Chad. He's too soft looking.

>step 1: be attractive
>step 2: be fit
>step 3: be fa

>>34146905
Yes, but people on /r9k/ don't want to accept that.

>>34146893
Rather have a qt catholic wife desu

>>34146893
Nah. I'd rather my women not believe in fairytales

I had a great dream once that I was in the middle east fighting a war and i captured a house which had a muslim woman in it, she had a big ass and it was great to rape;

>>34146863
ban racemixing trash

I didn'tknow that reverse cuckery was a thing

>>34146863
First time I've seen this.
I assume it's not popular because blacks don't get off on looking.

sorta kinda.
I really wish I could simply alter my body's shape at will. That would be really cool.
But sticking strictly to breasts, I dunno. My current size suits me well and girls with lots of extra meat there have all sorts of problems. Back pain, men treating them badly, too much attention, all that jazz.

Though some times I wish I was really stupidly busty just so I could walk around like top shit.
>tfw you will never be a busty thick bombshell of a girl who turns every head in the area she's in

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>>34146817
Is this the female equivalent of "men wanting to be Chad Hemsworth/Chad Gosling/Chad Gronkowski"?

>>34146741
nope. smol breasts are cute as hell in my opinion

>>34146633
wrong bitch
religion dilutes itself to be in line with status quo morality

>>34146653
>only if you have money is there any status quo.
>to have money you have to be too old to enjoy life or nepotism happened

>>34146633
Realizing your Republican family members are all a little too extreme...

>>34146628
Why don't you pay us for help? You're gonna be rich and you expect r9k to work for free?

>>34146628
>trap
you try reading first, bub

>>34146628
Private detective here,

I can track down this hot little piece of ass, and will provide you with name/address and social media accounts.

Just paypal me $300 USD and we can talk about the details over Skype.

I will need payment (in full) in advance.

>>34146617
Youre are a fat nigger

>>34146816
I bet you're bad at spelling

Only stupid cuck faggots are fat. Completely lack self control, self respect, and the understanding of repercussions.

>>34146552
But what if it's a terrible adventure filled with more pain and agony?

>>34146580
That's retarded. It won't be. Well I guess it could be if reincarnation is real and you don't luck out

I bet after you die your life just starts again like replaying a movie

Chad gets to live his amazing life for eternity while you and I live our shit lives over and over again except we don't know it

Use reverse psychology

"Don't fuck each other mum and sis I will b sad"

Leave little hints around the house that make it look like one is subliminally trying to communicate with the other.

>>34146720
No I want them to be intimate with each other as much as possible. I just need to make my little sister think about it with her and my mom to think about it with my sister...so yea how do that is what I mean

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Her er (you)en din

>>34146859
is this a roll thread now? hope i get something i don't do anyways
also op are you male or female?
how old are you?

Wow you practiced basic hygiene im impressed!!

>>34146467
When will you NEETfags learn?

>>34146467
did you drink two bottles

>he doesnt accept the dissociation then start doing karate like a syrup intoxicated shaman

no i have shields

Finally.


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