>Yo white boy you do have a PS4 right? You better
Give the ps4 back, LaDarius Quantarius
>>36642268
ps3 > ps4
>>36642368
I agree the ps3 has a lot better games
You start a new job doing menial office work (data entry for example) your co-workers are 10 exact clones of you at your current age.
You have been appointed as supervisor to your other selves.
How do you motivate your team and what do you do for fun?
Group sex of course
>>36642240
Everyday meetings
Obligatory timetables
Strict deadlines
Having their work thrown out shortly after it's completed
>>36642240
Constantly yell and abuse my clones to do the work under pressure. I would use compliments as punishment if someone fucked up, since I hate being complimented. The place would be so toxic, other people would get insane just by passing by.
>Broke ass ugly NEETs on here actually think getting handouts is good
>Broke ass ugly NEETs on here actually think working is a bad thing and that everything should be free
>Broke ass ugly NEETs on here actually think that everyone who has a job is miserable
>>36642114
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it an 8
>>36642114
I hope your job isn't shitposting because I'd fire you in a second over this weak ass bait.
If your ass is broken how do you sit down?
Try to find a flaw /r9k/
Protip: You can't.
shes bald under that ""hair"".
She's not my original gf :,(
>>36642014
there's something weird about that pic.
Is the guy on it her oneitis that's she's stalking or some shit?
How do I marry her
You don't.
Better luck next time, bubby.
>>36641977
well then...
not an original comment
>>36641969
Give her some noodles Asians love noodles! And maybe Pizza
tallbots, have you ever thought that your height makes girls feel out of your league? I kinda experienced this yesterday.
I'm 6', but I live in a manlet country. I was at college in a small group and a girl was talking to me nicely, when we all got up she saw how I towered over the other guys, gave me a weird look, and we didn't speak again.
I have noticed a new trend, specially in young people, foreigners and locals, of women dating men slightly taller than them.
>>36641963
5'6"
dated 6 girls in life
all taller than me
one got me into a mommy fetish
>>36641963
I am 6'1 which is somehow tall where I live
ugly girls often hit on me, i assume it's due my height as i don't even talk to them or anything
i'd rather be hhkv than date uggo tho
sometimes girls ask me how tall i am when i am standing up or around shorter guys
i'd probably be normie if i wasn't autistic
>>36641963
Height is a very beneficial advantage to have on the dating market yet it does not outweigh autism.
I'm 6'1 and from experience I choose to disregard women who mention my height before anything else as they are often the most trashy and generic.
>no more weed left
>have to meet up with stupid normies to get more
what do?
so if pic related forgot to take those off and got an mri, what would happen?
>>36641956
meet up with the normies
dudeweednormies are some of the easiest to deal with, much less aggro than your average norm.
if your connection is neither a weedhead themselves, nor a dispensary, I'm sorry.
Stop being a degenerate and stop smoking weed
>>36641988
it would be extremely painful
hihihihihi
So I'm at a highschool buisness competition and they are live broadcasting tweets from the hashtag #DECAICDC in front of >15,000 highschool students. Have fun!
thank
very egeerol
>>36641947
>implying I have a twitter
I feel insulted
>>36641947
did they see my lolis? they need to
Robros, I need your help
My friend/dealer is being mocked by his "girlfriend" on lolcow and leddit
She took secret pictures of his messy kitchen and bathroom so she could mock his depression and anxiety. She mocked his "working out" by mentioning how many cigarettes he smoked, etc.
She has a boyfriend and would engineer scenarios to where anytime she comes over to visit my friend, she'd make her boyfriend follow her in so she could kiss him in front of my friend.
She's only "nice" and "helps" him because she wants to stick around to chronicle his descent into failure. He told me that "I'll always love her," not realizing that she MOCKS HIM BEHIND HIS BACK AT EVERY TURN.
She's ruined a lot of his other friendships with gaslighting, and tried to pull this shit on me before. I thought about always recording myself on my PC's webcam and voice recorder on my phone for my protection, but she could turn that around to say that I had been the one who took pictures of his messy house. I respect his privacy too much. So when he leaves the room, I just get up without a word and go outside on the porch.
Since he was comfortable using kikebook, I tried to teach him how to use and browse leddit so he'd stumble on her posts on his own, but he's just so stubborn that he actively turned his face away from the screen and covered his eyes with his hands while I simplified the site's layout for him.
I'm not a cunt who treats men like they're disposable or replaceable. He's a great person who's strong and booksmart, but his oneitis is actively manipulating him for her own twisted amusement. I'm not going to "move on" or "abandon him" since I don't want him to end up a broken shell that'll suicide. I value his life and the things he has to offer to the world, nohomo.
So many of us are alone because our apathy is preventing us from supporting and protecting each other from chucklecunts like his oneitis. How would you handle this shit, roboros?
>>36641935
Nigra just show him the reddit/lolcow posts that she made the rest is up to him.
>>36642000
There are reasons why the first post is usually considered the best post OP
>>36642000
>>36642031
"Teehee, how did anon find these posts? Guess he must've made them himself because he's jealous of me. I've never heard of those sites, hun. Want me to roll you a joint, bebe? ;*"
>parents are nearing their 60s
>I am nearing my 60s
>we are nearer to the 60s than the year 2117
>>36641896
>parents are nearing their 70s
>I'm near my mid-30s
>nephews are nearing their teens
>live at home still and be the weird uncle
>JUST WANNA PLAY VIDYA GAMES YAHURR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
What do robots think of shoe0nhead?
she's aight
more of a brittanyventi guy myself
Can be amusing at times but mostly tries too hard.
Her boyfriend/his persona make me cringe though.
>>36641824
brittanys tits look real
she looks like she had a boobjob
Saturday Ballbusting thread. Come in and get yous, talk to a couple who's been Ballbusting for 8 years daily now k
We started young, I told her about it when we were first dating. She was 13 is was 15 she was real slow starting out but now she's trained like the perfect ballbuster
Why is it I can cum if I just put pressure on my balls and pull upward?
>>36642385
No idea. Usually it takes more stimulation than that. Is the orgasm from it stronger than a normal one?
>been playing vidya close to 2 decades
>still laughably bad at it
>don't even bother with multiplayer because I'll either make people mad by being clueless or get roasted
Git gud u fucking scrub
>>36641763
I'm in the same boat, OP. I've learned to embrace the suck and stick to single-player games and "friendly" multiplayer games on my 3DS.
Whatevs. There's much, much more to life than video games.
>mfw I throw games in overwatch to be /devilish/
>wageslaving hard the whole week
>can't wait for weekend
>imagining all the fun things I'll do during the free time
>saturday finally comes
>spend the whole day laying in bed browsing 4chan
>literally zero motivation to do anything
Anyone else knows this feel?
How do you guys deal with having no motivation or ambition whatsoever?
How do normies wake up every day and be like "yeaah a new day let's do all the fun thing and be productive and shit"?
I don't get it.
Drugs. Specifically something in the Adderall or Modafinil family.
>>36641714
>Anyone else knows this feel?
Yeah I know it. This is every day for me.
>How do you guys deal with having no motivation or ambition whatsoever?
Alcohol mostly. I can't even motivate myself to play vidya anymore. I pretty much spend all day shitposting on 4chan.
>saturday finally comes
>spend the whole day laying in bed browsing 4chan
>literally zero motivation to do anything
Do I ever know that feel.
Glad that I even managed to get my training in today. But going out, being lively and social and shit, trying to end the no-gf feels?
Hell no, I do not know how people are supposed to manage this.
What cool kids do these days?
>>36641712
we browse pol and play xbox and ps4 and workout
>>36641712
Anything they want. Most things are cool as long as they like it.
sit behind their computers making funny memes