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>tfw so depressed
>tfw as a result my immune system is non-existent
>tfw as a result MRSA is eating me alive

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>tfw when young single female living in a man's dog eat dog world

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Lately I'm finding myself getting more and more numb and apathetic: I can't think straight, I can't verbalize what I think, I can't manage to care about what I have to read for my college essays, I can't sit and start reading or writing the non college related stuff I enjoy because I constantly tell myself I ain't got no time 2 looze; but everytime I try to read some monograph (I face it as a task, and I approach the work with the perspective that it's something to finish, not something to do) for an essay I end up lurking on my social media. I only want to ditch my college duties, dedicate myself to In Search Of Lost Time (maybe that's the problem, I've heard about people that only managed to read it while unemployed or on vacation) again and take back my own writing, which I left 4 months ago or so. I can't concentrate on (and therefore calmly enjoy) those things because I constantly feel that, a couple hours after, or the next morning, or during the weekend, I'll have to get them out of my mind to focus on the other stuff. As a result, and as I said before, I don't do shit but stare at my fucking phone in the whole day. Only things I enjoy are the rare moments of peace when I can keep calmly reading In Search Of Lost Time, MDMA (inb4 it's frying your head, I don't take it too often) and (sometimes) being drunk. It's been three months like this.
Any other anon has ever gone through a similar experience? If so, how did you get out of it? I've even condidered ditching college, getting a manual job, moving out of my pops' (inb4 basement dweller, it's usual to live with your family as a young man or a student in my mediterranean catholic country) and devote myself to reading, writing and learning on my own.

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Anyone else a member of ladyboygold? Literally the best $99 I ever spent.

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What are you doing and why isn't it playing runescape?

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You are provided the ability to, at any time, activate New Game Plus.
Here is what will happen:
>You will go back all the way back to your birth
>Your consciousness and memory will be completely intact.
>No huge butterfly effect, only major decisions will change your life

Would you do it?
What would you do?

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so i'm on nofap day 3 to try to cut down on my daily dopamine rushes

when can i expect my first wet dream? i don't think i ever had one before cause i've just always been fapping

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Seeking advice from any females here,

I've recently started a ldr, I don't know it happened it was pretty organic. Anyway, as a robot I'm not very emotionally available and can be quite blunt over message, I try my best to be caring but I get the feeling I'm not doing enough. She messages me everyday and I'm unused to getting messages that often by anybody, it's really exhausting. She even calls me every other night and stays on there ages. I know I sound like an asshole but that's just how I feel about social situations in general they really drain me.

When I try to go to bed she gets annoyed, and when I don't reply to her message because I'm at work or reading she guilt trips really hard. Do women expect me at all times to be available? I really like this girl but it's hard to reconcile. Any advice would be helpful.

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>walk into your room
>see this
wat do?

Plot twist: No one will ever know what happens in this room for the next two hours and this girl will disappear once those two hours are done.

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Haha, everyone is a normie but me

>baiting whites with blacked and refugees
>baiting Asians and hapas with WMAW
>baiting mestizos with Spain = white
>baiting Indians with caste system
>baiting MENA with war on terror

Haha, this isn't even my final form. I'm gonna go torture some animals in my basement now.

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Sup, wagecuck? Good morning. Hope you had a very restful night sleep.

Another day, another dollar.

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MY BOIL POPPED ON THE INSIDE


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>one chance at life
>born with a slight lisp

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Whew boys i think you hit a all time low

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>tfw no little sister
The feel never goes away, right ?