>don't fap for a couple days
>all alone today
>have fapped 7 times and counting before noon
I need help
>>36213430
lmao just 7?
>>36213430
after the 2nd time, my dick would be a useless limp noodle. how the fuck did you even manage all that
>>36213518
I don't know. I came off of my SSRI's
Why is it so fucking gay? o.o?
>>36213388
OOOOO GUYS SWE THOS DOUBLE DUUUBBS OMG XDDDDD LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
>LE green text
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SAGE
>>36213405
omg r u ok?
>>36213418
leeeeel NO HAHA
>mfwtfw i WANNA KILLY MESELF
>THE FORG and the WojACK
>man asks for virgin
>women start sperging
Why are women becoming more and more less happy with saving themselves.
>>36213321
That girl looks like a healthier looking Agatha
>>36213321
>Woman's comeback to this statement: WELL ARE YOU A VIRGIN!?!? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
Well actually Miss, I am. It is the reason I want a virgin girlfriend.
>Women's comeback to my perfectly reasonable statement: WELL NO WOMAN WANTS A VIRGIN LOSER!!!
Fuck sluts and western women.
Why would you want a virgin get someone with experiance so she can teach you. I think they like the idea of taking a man virginity if your on college and the women find out your a virgin they tend to be more flirty with you.
>be me
>be Asian guy (Korean)
>want fried dumplings today for lunch from the local Taiwanese take out
>get there, it's one guy at the register and he's busy taking calls so the line is slow
>last person in line is a cute Chinese girl, smooth black hair , nice skin and around 5'2 5'3.
>get to stand behind her the whole time
>also body block the guys that come in behind me
>tfw they probably thought we may have been together, until I let her get ahead to order while I stood back
>she orders in Mandarin
>I order in America.
Fuck yeah
>>36213260
what is so "fuck yeah" about this you stupid piss skinned noselss eyeless bastard?
tfw no qt asian gf
i'm even a tall white dude reeee
>>36213287
America, fuck yeah.
Body blocked cuckold detected.
>getting married in college
why do normies do this?
>getting married at all
>entering a relationship at all
why do normies do this?
I think it's a good idea. Marriage is life long and monogamous.
>>36213258
>getting engaged in HS
>drive by high school
>see all of these incredibly hot prime teen girls
>I never have nor will I ever get to experience sex with blossoming girls at their finest
It's a special kind of suffering
Post some originnal pics
>>36213253
dont look at them
be drunk all the time
be high all the time
stop giving a shit
enjoy what you can
eat a lot of junkfood
hire prostitutes
just dont give a shit
dont look at them
>>36214166
>DUDE ESCAPISM + HEDONISM LMAO
seriously fuck yourself, jew
HOW DO I STOP FEELING HUNGRY ALL THE TIME? I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH HUNGER AND I'VE ONLY SKIPPED ONE BREAKFAST
Protein shake in the morning kinda helps me
Coffee + drink a lot of water
WATER not fucking coke you fat piece of shit
>>36213197
Don't skip breakfast. At most skip lunch. Eat in moderation. Keep away from McDonald's you AmeriFat
Gf broke up with me now hates me for no reason what do?
>>36213102
Go about your day like before you met.
Need to know specifics of situation but if you play it cool you could maybe get her back
Your #1 priority is to fap without thinking about her, I've been fapping to ex for months and it makes it impossible to get over them
>having a girlfriend
I am sorry to inform you but you appear to be on the wrong internet site. Perhaps you should try [s]Facebook[/s]
Be honest, do i have a chance to lose my virginity?
>>36213091
Nice to see you took the advice on getting a haircut OP. Yeah, you looking fine now boyyyy
>>36213091
you don t look like a pedo anymore now u look like a minecraft youtuber
You look fine. I'd say around 7/10. Try to get rid of the bags under your eyes and you would be 8/10.
>asked a girl out last night
>felt pretty good about it
>wake up this morning
>dont even want to go on a date
>just want to stay inside
>have to go or I'm an asshole
What the fuck is my problem
I always make plans at night and cancel them in the morning.
Night-me is an idiot who doesn't believe that tomorrow ever comes.
Does this kid of apply to your situation?
>>36213082
Fear is holding you back from escaping this online prison.
As LaBeouf says, just do it.
>>36213082
Stop posting pictures of Travis Bickle you tard.
>first day of work at first job ever
>at fast food restaurant
>it's supposedly training session
>don't actually get taught anything
>they just put me at the cash register
>customer orders something
>try to find it on the screen
>can't
>try to get the manager but she tells me to leave her alone she's busy
>tell customer I'm sorry I don't know how to use this
>he gets upset and yells at me
>I start crying and go in the backroom
>customer starts yelling louder calling me a faggot and stuff
>manager finally comes out and orders his shit
>manager starts yelling at me for not working and I cry some more
>she asks me if I really want to work here but I can't talk because I'm crying so hard
>she fires me and I'm too sad to argue so I go home
>tfw this was supposed to be my proof to mom that I'm actually trying in life and she doesn't have to kick me out of the house but now she's probably gonna kick me out of the house
>>36213027
Are you for real this much of a brainlet?
>>36213083
I got good grades in school. I'm not a brainlet.
They didn't teach me anything how am I supposed to know how to do the job if they don't teach me anything?
>>36213027
Improve your social skills, fag.
Who /droppedoutofcollege/ here? I think I'm finally about to do that. Why did I fall for the "follow the big plan" meme?
>>36212999
Are you from US? I am from europe and dropping out was a good choice.
>>36213039
Care to explain what made it a good choice
>>36213039
Yes, I'm from the US. NYC to be specific. sucks that I graduated high school 3 years ago and still don't know what to do with my fucking life
>"Tradition is the corpse of Wisdom."
>>36212990
>>"Tradition is the corps of Wisdom."
>"You belong in the shadows. No audience could love you."
>"Huhhhhheaaagh!"
*tssstssstsssstsssstssssstsssstsss*
why do we care about what others think?
Idk man it's really hard not to. If you find out how please let me know
>>36212920
Do you mean 'we' as in people in general or 'we' as in robots who have already alienated everyone around them so they have nothing left to lose?
i mastered it, but i can't tell you how, not because i won't, but because it doesn't seem possible.
i wouldn't even know where to begin.
i remember 3rd grade, i tripped over some kids backpack in the middle of a test in class and fell and everyone started laughing at me and i got up and said, "that didn't hurt at all" and the laughter got louder.
it might be something that's developed from a young age, but i'm not sure. some of the components are courage and humor, i can tell you that.
>"so Anon, are you like a virgin or whatever...no, no don't be shy, I think its really cute that your waiting to find somebody that is special to you...sometimes I wish I had"
yup, that's the default line.
that's the moment where women realize they have no self-control, it just isn't there for them.
>>36212908
right so if you could just untie me and let me go i promise i won't tell anyone hell what do you want money? i've got 50$ in my wallet it's yours but if you think your going to steal my powers then you'll have to kill me before you defile me you vile witch.
>>36212908
>"Y-yes... I thought... m-maybe we..."
>she hugs me tight and cuddles with me until we both start sleeping