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What the fuck is their endgame? I cant seem to figure it out...
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>>35043569
Have they come out of the closet yet?
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>>35043585
They came out of the barn
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>>35043569
Is "what is their endgame?" the new "what did he mean by this?"? Been seeing it a lot recently.

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How do I move to la brobots
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>>35043535
>How do I move to la brobots
jump in a bus and go there

figure out the details later
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Easily, tons of cheap housing here
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>>35043607
Impossible

>>35043611
Good lie

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Really made my noggin itch
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>>35043408
It's nice knowing a bunch of virgins can still bother roasties this much
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"loose" and "roastie" are symbolic, not literal.

We're saying that their morals are loose. That their soul is roasted. If she's been a turbo slut and fucked 18 men before you.... what makes you think you'll be the one to finally turn her into a decent human being? She'll leave you/she'll be so awful you'll dump her.

Sluts are mindless and worthless degenerates. That's what we are saying.
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>>35043408
actually black holes form when a stars core is compressed not stretched

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hello robots.
do you enjoy remembering old times when you were happy?

or do you block them out to prevent feelings of nostalgia?

>be me.
>get happy thought.
>automatically block it so that i don't have to remember the old and good times and just go through all the pain of realizing who i am now.
>mfw i have a few "sacred" memories that i use in the shittiest times as a way of realizing that maybe at one time my life actually meant something, but then cry considering the fact of how much of a waste of genes i am now.
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I've never been really happy.
I've always been edgy and full of rage and sadness. It's not that I never had reasons to be happy, but when I did I still chose to be depressed.
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I look back sometimes and think about what life was like when i was a kid. So innocent, never had to worry about money, had friends, played sports on weekends, not a care in the world.

Now, i just take life as it comes, and so far, it hasn't improved or gotten any worse. I have a feeling this year may be the year i make my comeback and achieve my goals, but I know that may not happen, my brain won't allow it. My brain is all scrambled, hard to think straight. Have to be calm and collected all day to make myself appear to be a normie, be among them, camouflage myself

I just want things to work out and not have to worry as much
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>>35043371
>when you were happy
I was like this even as a kid. I never had a chance.

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>Don't desire anything material in this world
>Envy people that can look at wealth and want it for themselves
>Don't want a car, or a house, or a girlfriend
>Recently realized I might kill myself if my computer were ripped from me
>The internet is so intertwined with who I am that I can't live without it
>Have been using it since I was 6
>Don't know if it's autism that has made me this way, or if it's technology
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>>35043346
don't you see, you can incorporate internet and technology into your very being with wealth though.
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>>35043346
This is why we need virtual reality. Just use my neet bux to automatically deposit into my VR bodyset. I can stay inside the set for weeks on end.
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>>35043346
This facet of my personality is reflected in all of the video games that I play. I distinctly recall a person looking at the minimalist house I built, and they laughed because of how small it is.

It was a game where people built virtual mansions, yet I only wanted to subsist.

It feels like there's no worth in the industrial world at large. The novelty of it all wears off as a small child.

Just gonna dump some Ballbusting into this thread. Don't mind me
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Looks like it's time for more Ballbusting
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Ballbusting original?
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Ballbust a bit more

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THE DREAMS OF THOSE WE'VE LEFT BEHIND

THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO'VE YET TO FOLLOW

THOSE TWO SETS OF DREAMS WEAVE TOGETHER INTO A DOUBLE HELIX

DRILLING A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW

THAT'S
TENGEN TOPPA
THAT'S
GURREN LAGANN

MINE IS THE DRILL
THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!
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I STILL BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT I BELIEVE IN. IN HUMANITY. IN THE FUTURE.

I BELIEVE, MY DRILL
IS MY SOUL!!!!!
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foolish power-hungry normies, your actions will destroy the universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9y43UTKxuA
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>>35043210
YOU GETTIN ME FUCKIN PUMPED BRO

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>mfw there are pakis here right now
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>>35043203
>mfw there are pakis here right now
no there aren't

pakis live in holes in the ground and don't have internet

there are wealthy and handsome indian bois here now though
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>>35043203
>mfw pakis throw grenades at construction workers
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didnt pakis take over some parts of britain. How the hell did things get so bad?

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>"Anon I need to use your laptop for work tomorrow"
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>Anon I need to use your laptop to check my emails
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>using a laptop

True autists use desktops.
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>hahaha not on your life

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch boy to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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Holy shit i aint reading this much roleplaying m8. condense next time
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>>35043171
gurlz rule you drool
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>>35043155

Good post OP. Want to get together and rape and kill some women? I know you and I both want too ;)

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brown girls don't want us brown boys
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>>35043078
>girls dont want us white boys
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Who do they want then?
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>>35044127
White bois.

Original wenis

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>go to obscure wikipedia article that no one looks at
>edit in bullshit facts and information

How are you a menace to society?
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i rile up people on 4chan on day long
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>>35043074
i mixed my jizz into my mom's water like i do every day
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>>35043101
>4chan ON day long
PLEASE STOP

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i need help, what do i do?

>be me
>be playing vidya in my room
>parents call me down
>go downstairs
>they have a book open with pictures of girls
>they tell me to pick one
>i pick a 9/10 qt
>go upstairs
>realize i was talking with a guy recently
>i want to be with him
>go back downstairs
>tell parents i want to be with someone else
>"sorry anon it's too late you're getting married next week, the pictures we showed you are all the girls that wanted to marry you."
>Whatthefuck.jpg

Guy's what do i do? please help me i dont wana get married right now, i already like someone else and they wont listen.
i have 1 week left pajbros how do i stop this?
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>>35043018
>talk with guy
Literally kys faggot. You have no damn diea how lucky you are.
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>>35043992
whats so lucky about doing stuff you dont wana do?
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desu many people are so jealous they got to be wiz a 9/10 qt.
well if you are gay, you are either gonna marry her or get disowned. Dunno which is better.

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>roastie roommate starts complaining that she hasn't had sex in a whole week
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>>35042975
What do you do when she brings Chad home and starts fucking him?
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>>35043002
What does she do when you bring Chad home and start fucking him?
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>>35042975
We both know what needs to happen at this point (OP)

I want to make love to a woman.
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Well you can't. So there.
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great! now take the active steps to finding this woman.

groom yourself, practice good hygeine, and talk to some women face to face.
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>>35042880
Nothing makes a woman drier than saying you want to "make love" to her

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