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>>34734751
Wait outside of a jail with a pack of ports few crack rocks and a 40. They release them around 11am.

wtf is wrong with you OP? No one wants an African...theres the AIDS...the regular incest...the clit clippings. get your head examined white boy.

>>34734751
race traitors make me SICK!

>>34734732
>I need a girl to say "I love you" to me close to me like this.
You'll only experience this once you hop on steroids and start dealing cocaine.

>source: the entire female gender's dating habits

And then be permanently damaged after she leaves you.

It's better to have never loved than to have loved and lost.

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>>34734732
>yfw that will never happen to you

>>34734686
You're in, my dude. Now get the fuck off my board.

She's looking for an excuse for you to come over. Probly wants to fuck.

>>34734686
Apparently you don't need to set a prostitute on fire.

>>34734682
I don't want to degrade a girl though, I want to cuddle with one every night and hold her.

You could always stop acting beta

>>34734775
This. It's why I want a virgin. Sex will be about love, not about domination. It wil be about respecting each other, not to degradd.

>>34734656
*Do a 180 turn and walk out the room closing the door behind me*

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>>34734656

>2017
>Dating non-virgins

You're just asking for a negative outcome.

>>34734656
Not even an issue betwen us. I want a loving wife, not a brothel whore. Aren't you glad i am mature enough to realize this.

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I bump the thread so that it survives.

I bump the thread so that it dies less slowly.

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>>34735706
I forgot my bumping image. I disgrace myself. At this time it is that I ought to commit seppuku, i.e. "qiefu", i.e. "cut(ting)-stomach", the Chinese-derived compound for harikiri, that being literally, "stomach-cutting".

Tell her not to use your bike?
Stand up for yourself anon

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>>34734644
She doesn't have a job and stays at home all day. I cannot stop her

>>34734816
Tell her to get her own bike to put on the trainer if she wants to use it. Craigslist has tons of cheap bikes that fatasses are selling since they failed their NYR.

>>34734520
You're what I like to call a "TruMale". You do/you've done all the things that you thought you need to be a "True Man" but you're still unsatisfied and emotionally insecure.

thanks for existing though

>>34734520
Well if they don't know she's in a relationship why the fuck should they not talk to her.
You seem really insecure 2bh

The other guys that have done the same thing are probably mad that you are still talking to her.

>>34734503
Cool dude, what ever though knowimasayin?

>>34734524
No, I don't know what you're sayin

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>cute girl in class talks to me once, briefly
>never looks at me again

i would not want an abusive bf or a weed dealer.

>>34734467
>has money
>is alpha
makes sense tbqh

anyone who sells weed isnt alpha. they are dirt.

>implying it was ever great

Well it's not like I'm doing anything else, so...

Bumping your little crusade thread because I can, fuckers. Why not?

I wanna see this happen, I've been getting tired of this shit too actually

>>34734372
>someone took the time to make this fucking thread

Welp that's enough internet for tonight O_O

>>34734372
It's about time someone made a /fartgen/

God I would just love to burry my face in between those cheeks and flare my nostrils as that gas floods down my sinuses.

I think this started off as some stupid meme but I unironically love girlfarts ._.

has anyone actually asked a girl to fart on their face? were you diamonds?

this fetish would be good if it didn't have the shitty onomatopoeias

I take some supplements, adenosylmethionine when I'm depressed or fear for my hair, moda/r-moda when I need to study.

kepra for my seizures

mycques for bladder problem not sure how to spell it

Adderall.

Got the ADHD

to make money moving out of your parents house

Money so you don't have to live with people.

becoming a wagie

I have a high IQ, but suffer from the things you mentioned behind the maymay arrows. Not sure if I have a brain tumor or if it's just the effect of 7 years of constant depression.

>>34734523
Maybe you're just autistic tbhfamaram

>>34734523
Perhaps you're not as intelligent as you think.