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>>36862494
Yeah sure, why not? You can always kill yourself if it turns out to have been a mistake.

>>36862494
If you are interested in what you want to study then yes, if not then just start working.

>>36862519
I dont like killing myself.

>>36862478
Copious preventative masturbation, I would assume.

>>36862478
By not standing this close and staring at women.

>>36862478
By not watching porn all day long

there's an old wives tale that if i lowered my standards there is actually a female that would be interested in fucking me

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While we're on apocalypse myths.

RAGNAROK.

>>36862470
I assume the emaciated one on the right is Famine, so what the fuck is going on with Pestilence?
Surely he shouldn't look like such a cool motherfucker.

>go to sleep
>Wake up

I wish one of the above didn't happen

Oh fug. I have a horrible recurring one where all my teeth suddenly crumble into small pieces and for some reason I have trouble spitting them out. I always wake up covered in drool.

>>36862468
Thats very macabre. I use to have reocurring dreams of having to hide and bury dead bodies. I need a better vocabulary to accurately describe the emotional impact they had shortly after.

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That she thinks you're a person with a big pee pee. Do you have a big pee pee anon owo?

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She saw your oversized nose and concluded you have a big benis.

>>36862451
You look like your hymen is intact. :^)

>>36862446
Im 25 and yugioh, ps2, digimon, beyblades were all key staples of my childhood.

I still play yugioh ffs.

>>36862477
Thanks for your opinion but I asked 20 year olds specifically

I'm 33 and I like me some ps2 and yugioh

I even collected their cards

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cute thread someone help the catman

>>36862363
Cat nip my friend. It's the same with woman, you have the drug them before they start using toys.

What, you don't use weed, what are you, some kind of SQUARE? Next thing you know they are using butt plugs and you are eating their scat.

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gonna post cats

>>36862326
I know what you mean my man.
I've been on this site since I was 13-14.
I'm 21 now.

The only way I could connect with normies would be through /pol/ memes but

>Finding a right-wing female that doesn't already have hundreds of 10/10 chads chasing after her.

>>36862326
I could if they were the type who would like 4chan but just hadn't discovered it yet. That is, they don't need to know the particulars of this site and its culture, just be the sort of person who would get it.

>>36862326
Same here actually. I have a made up normie personality to use IRL.

>>36862324
You clearly aren't a normalfag. you look like a larping spergelord.

>>36862324
>5 years
>Alot
Lmao fucking newfags

Remember when r9k was just a better version of /b/ and wasn't filled with /r/incels? I do.

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I spent $1,000 on massage room porn and Chinese takeout last month

My only weakness is my average as fuck penis..

Just under 6 inches

Atleast my ex said I was the biggest Asian guy she's had..feelsbadman

Lack of those who genuinely care about me

Master's in computer engineering and he's asking 4chan to tell him how to hack. Sure thing kid

>>36862307
the protocols of the learned elders of zion.

it pretty much explains all deep learning, efficient implementation to your source code, manipulating the stack, optimization pentesting methods, installing gentoo etc etc etc

here's the link read it!!

http://loveforlife.com.au/files/2442137-The-Protocols-of-the-Learned-Elders-of-Zion.pdf

>>36862307
Learn assembly jeez you fugging anon

>>36862203
It's all about money with them, who cares?

>ohh, this woman with drug problems got BLACKED she has such a pretty face

Would you date a porn star? So why would you care?

>>36862231
>such a pretty face
more like such a horseface

> I thought camwhores were a step above pornstars

how could you come to that conclusion? they're actually much much worse

>>36862202
But why tho? Isn't child sex the purest form of love?

>>36862251
Child and adult sex is so pure it's illegal.

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Why does chadcest gives me feels

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>>36862066
latinas win over both

>Ukrainian
>Best Waifus
>Above all

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>>36862066
>average white girl
>values love and commitment

Go out alone at night, around 2 am on a weekday. There's barely anything out there, especially in the suburbs. Get used to the night pussy.

>>36862012
What's there to be worried about, anon? Just lock your bedroom door and get comfy. That's what I do. But always check under your bed or in your closet.

>>36862143
I hate walking around my neighbor hood at night, suburbs can be eerie. I might give it a try though and hopefully become tougher.
>>36862347
I know there's nothing out there, but the small possibility there is terrifies me. I've had a lot of bad luck so some one coming into my home wouldn't be the strangest thing.