I want to off myself via shotgun, but I want my cute face to still be intact. is there a way I can do it, or am I going to have to go with a different method?
shotgun to the chest has a 96% fatality rate in suicide range unless your family is near a hospital you will die
and there it is a simple answer you can die is that what you honestly want because your family will learn to hate you for it, your friends will curse you and everyone who has ever cared for you will be in pain please think it through fully but if life is too hard to bear then make your decision
>family will learn to hate you for it
don't care about my family
>your friends will curse you
don't have any friends
>everyone who has ever cared for you will be in pain
the only people who have ever cared about me already hate my guts and have suffered in one way or another because of me so i'm kind of indifferent
>tfw finally having decent poos again
Thank God. I was getting tired of having rabbit poos constantly.
How have your bowel movements been lately robots?
Pic related. Is there anything wrong with mine?
If you're a woman, literally with every second after age 20, you are less desirable than you were the second before.
Do women start developing personalities in their twenties, to compensate?
Anyone else a fast cummer?
>last 10 pumps in doggo style before cum
PARENTS BROUGHT A EX FRIEND OF MY SCHOOL TO MY HOUSE
>he's still wagecucking instead of living off his investments
I can't fucking deal with my overbearing parents anymore. I'm 21 years old and I'm completely under their thumb. Now they want to go through my computer and social media, and I'm powerless to argue it because I'm such a fucking bitch. If they try to take my shit or punish me I plan on commiting suicide
It only gets worse anon.
I'm 25 and they try and force me to show them my bank account info and transactions, and when I work. Imagine not being able to buy food because your parents would kick you out for spending money and not saving it.
>New girl comes into class
>Decides to sit next to me
>Before I can get a word out, the Chads begin hitting her up
Who else hates competition?
<333333 robots won't understand ~
Femanons, what the FUCK is your problem?
>tfw using screen recorders on snapchat to record videos of stacy's twerking
>tfw they will never know
>can't even get a basic retail job because no experience
lol should i even bother? im 25 and never had a job do i lie?
Welcome to modern society. If your not Chad Chadingston or a moderately attractive female, you literally have two options in life. Slave away or homelessness. Unless you can somehow get being NEET to work for you.
>mom saying that i need a job because she will die in 30 years and i will be alone in the world
>implying i will live 5 years more
>tfw just started work
>my boss is female poo in loo
>HOT and young, long curly hair, 10/10 dresses very well, tight dresses and pantyhose
>Is dangling her shoe all day, even taking her shoes off and rubbing her feet together at times
>i cant resist staring in awe
I-is this what jungle fever is? What do? Why dont women realize how sexual shoe dangling is?
>she said she needs to be alone for a while to figure some things out
>only dated for like 5 days
>i typically think about killing myself everyday, but for the past week i haven't
how do normies do this?
in high school i got my heart rekt by a gril and I just turned off emotions for a while, but now i want live. I cant take it anymore alone
Need to be alpha in this situation. If you come off as desperate she will dump you straight away, ignore her till she contacts first and when you do converse again show half interest.