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>girl is interested in me
>tell her that I really like her, I want to date her, I can see us being together for the rest of my life
>she loses interest, breaks up with me
>I start to lose interest too, start being dismissive of her, low key insult her, tease her, never message her first, routinely tell her to fuck off and never message me again
>she becomes interested again, more than she was before, tells me she loves me every day and is begging me to take her back

What the actual fuck? Are women actually capable of feeling affection or love, or do they just get off to feeling shit and wanting what they can't have?
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>>37670895
>are women capable of feeling affection or love
only as a passing interest like a child in a hobby, not in any real, long lasting way
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>>37670895
you were beta
then you went alpha

it's like a girl you like getting fat. You loose interest. Then she gets fit. You get it back again.
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>>37670895
since you posted an anime picture, you're probably a cute skinny short twink with a delicious body.
Forget girls and post your tummy and chest my baby

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>tfw no qt braphog gf to lounge around with as she releases bedquaking braps
IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANT, GOD WHY IS IT SO HARD?
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>>37670876
I love her her thigh curves forward
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>yoga pants
Boring, need some thick girls with short skirts
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>>37670876
>THE ONLY THING I WANT
>THING, WANT
>THING

sounds like you think women are rubber toys with holes.

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How do I find a chubster to fug? They're just as hard to get as Stacy. I'm 6ft, low fat, and some decent muscle tone, and have clear skin. I thought this would be easy. Anyone have stories?
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can you bump on this board?
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haha maybe if you had any social life at all and talked to people it wouldn't seem so hard
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>>37671384
Think I'd be caught dead with one in public? I'm way in the fat girl closet. I'm talking about online

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this qt is sitting next to me in class

What do I do
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>>37670651
>this qt
>picture of feet
>phoneposting
>class
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w-what do

i cant stop looking at he feet
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>>37670768
>just do it.
The answer is right in front of you. talk to her.

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Why do people say that women pressure other women to wear makeup?
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>>37670503
Because it's usually women that can actually notice and know the difference. Have you ever looked at a girl and thought "what a wonderful dress, it matches her shoes and earrings, let me ask her where she got it from"? No, right? That0s because we don't really care. That old joke about women getting haircuts and their husbands not noticing is also common when it comes to make up and clothing. They care about it, we really don't care all that much.

Of course, there is a theory that says that they are pressured into this by the constant messaging of hot chicks in different media, a role model which is pretty unobtainable for most girls.

Anyway, people say that because it's actually true. I've never heard a guy saying that he asked his gf to put on make up. But I've heard numerous times passive agressive comments between women because one of them looks like shit due to no make up.
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>>37670503
Women are pressured in to wearing make up because they are judged by men by a much more aggressive standard. How does an ugly guy respond to being mocked? It is socially acceptable for him to fight, he could develop skills to overcome it.

Ultimately, men can see other men beyond physical appearance. Men can't see women the same way so women are coerced in to working harder on their appearance (make-up). Then women internalise this standard and judge other women the same way.
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I think it's cause they're envious of a woman who is brave enough to risk dying alone, being treated worse, being judged entirely on their merits and not their looks, etc.

I refuse to wear makeup. I want someone with a good personality, and looks are pretty secondary. If someone preferred me based on my looks there would be a fundamental unequalness to the relationship I would not be comfortable with.

A lot of my female friends accuse me of "shaming" them, and insist that no one will ever love me unless I "put my best foot forward". I even had a female friend go on for an hour inistsing that men will always prioritise looks and I was risking my future. I (usually) have more faith in men's capacity to value people for their humanity than that.

TLDR: if someone is insecure enough to wear makeup everyday, then they're insecure enough to attack someone who deviates from their behaviour in any way.

Even more TLDR: crab bucket

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>noticing the constant ringing in your ears

That sound is your hearing diminishing
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>>37670499
I sometimes wonder how many normalfags have fucked up their ears by going clubbing and whatever for years.
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>>37670499
I've got tinnitus as well
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I guess my hearing is going to be gone within 10 years, all I hear all day is a loud ringing.

>gfs birthday was yesterday
>some BBC i met on craigslist is coming over to surprise my gf
>her ex was black and had a bigger dick than me(only by a few inches)
>just texted me that he will be over in about an hour
what do??

How can i maximize the surprise she gets??
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make him wear your clothes and have him pretend to be you and see if she notices.
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>>37670494
Why are you such a fag that you let other men have sex with your girlfriend?
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>>37670494

>only be a few inches
>average penis size is 5.5"

>only a few inches

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>at a bus stop
>girl won't stop glancing at me
LEAVE ME ALONE ROASTIE REEEEE
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>>37670445
Sit next to her and say "whats up? Why do you keep on glancing over? Do see something you like?"
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>>37670524
>Sit next to her
This is what Chad actually believes.
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>>37670559
What you cant do it?

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Well boys I am fucked

>at dad's work
>"hey dad how much is my car insurance per month?"
>"Not sure anon, you'd have to talk to Stacey. She is in charge of keeping up to date on all your insurance, healthcare, schooling, credit card payments, internet history, etc
>immediately go pic related
>"s-she has my internet history?"
>"yes, of course, she manages the home wifi and making sure all my payments are up to date. but relax anon, you dont have anything to worry about, right?"
>turn around
>stacey is staring at me from across the hall
>storm out of the building

How do I possibly return there knowing someone knows everything about me
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>>37670338
that seems illegal unless your dads work is like a police station or something. Either way try not to care what stacey thinks. People only judge others because they're insecure about their own dirty shit. That sounds lame and cliche but it's true.
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>>37670338
What's in your internet history?
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>>37670539
OPs been fraternizing with the hacker known as 4 chins...

I feel your you OP. I think your only choice is to stop using the internet, an hero or get rid of Stacey.

Do white people know about any other seasoning other than this?
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>>37670213
pepper is 85% black, 15% who gives a shit, aint black so probably racist

so that is probably what you are looking for.
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White people taught blacks how to cook.

You know it's true.
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Yes but I prefer the umami flavour of meats and proteins with a bit of pepper and iodized salt (for health reasons) without drowning it in dollar store hot sauce and shitting fire all night.

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Anybody else have dental problems?

Just spent $1000 dollars at the dentist in one week. Thank fucking god I'm insured right now, but I'm going to have about a year-long gap in my insurance and god knows what could happen during that time.

Brush twice a day, floss, rinse with crest, it makes no difference for me, I get multiple cavities every single year.
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>>37670176

Why will you have a year long gap?
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>>37670194
Old job's insurance coverage expires in August, new job's doesn't kick in until May 2018.
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Dont eat much sugar and sour stuff, dont consume too much fluoride

Are you from america?

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>tfw you're the family autist

What's your family like, anons?
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>>37670163
Don't have much of a family. Only child, single mother, yadda yadda. Not sure I have been equipped with the tools to form decent human relationships. Only things I have are books and the internet. I would be happy to live my life secluded from "civilised" society, wasting away as I watch the world tear itself to shreds.
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Crazy runs strong in my family, myself included. It is one of the reasons I refuse to have children. Odds are very high any child of mine would inherit the family brain gremlins.
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>>37670163
My family are pretty much robots. Both of my parents are friendless. This is because both moved around as kids (immigrate from Vietnam, relocated all around the country from west to east then back). They had a few friends in school and college, but they have cut ties with all of them for now.

As a whole my family is inward facing, with very good relations to each other but little to outsiders. I'm pretty much the opposite (I have a lot more friends than anyone in my family ever had, and a gf) even though I still have their hardworking and introverted nature. However, I struggle to relate with my family and have basicalky nonexistent relationships with them, which often leads to me being ostracized, which juts encourages more distance on my part. Sort of the black sheep.

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Hey CHAD, whaddayawanta eat first? My ass or the pizza?
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>>37670096
Robotfag here, can i join in?
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>>37670096
Well I only eat organic products, and I definitely don't eat processed dough from shit flour with all the nutrients taken out. How do you think I am 7% bodyfat?

I will take the ass after I finish this steel cut oatmeal.
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>>37670096

It's really not fair how attracted we are to girls but girls don't get the same feelz. Who the fuck created this imbalance

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What do you do when you're at the end? I don't want to do something, but I also don't want to not do something.

Somehow I got this week off, so I've been doing nonstop escapism since last friday, but playing a game has become way too tedious. I've laid in bed all of today and after an hour or two lurking 4chan became straining too, since it's bretty much the same everyday. I've stared at the wall while debating on whether or not I should bother with turning on the PC, but I did it out of habit. When I came back from the toilet I've laid myself on the floor for a good 10 minutes, the reason for this unknown. It's all so stale.
What do you do in your day?
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>>37670064
Legit try to go outside, it works when I'm boredepressed.
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>>37670253
And then? Doubtful that this would bring me nearer to any answer to be honest famili
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>>37671124
You're absolutely right. There's no point in doing the same shit every day. I'm going to watch the anime adaptation of fate apocrypha then I'm going to take my life

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It's just so easy!!! Is this really all it takes?? Where's my gun be right back gonna SHOOT MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT
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>>37670051
>really smart
That's just women speak for you better get a high paying job
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>>37670051
If Tinder exists in 10 years, it's gonna be funny to see the same women way more desperate after they get married and then divorced (possibly more than once)
Her profile will be much different then.
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>>37670356
yes, anon. we will post before and after pictures here on r9k and laugh! ten years from now when we are all still here.

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