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>>36144035

there is no requirement cause skinny in itself isn't anything special you dumb retard

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>>36144067

Are you fucking kidding me? Getting a skinny girl is the hardest thing there is.

>>36144940

That belly button is fucking disgusting Jesus fucking Christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mUMSi5M8g

If it really is the end I'm taking as many people down as I can. Let's face it, nobody wants to go to hell alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KldK6dAIjQI
This song but in original language, i posted english version so you could enjoy it too, fellow anons.

It wouldn't work. Every metal detector that isn't from the 70s is able to detect the size of the metal. Also I don't know what comically sized cast would be able to have both your arm and a gun in it. And I don't know how your character is planning on "hiding" in a building after a senator just got killed. The building would go on lock down and nobody is leaving, not even security

3d printed gun with caseless ammunition.

>>36143921
The metal they they stick inside of you gets picked up through the detectors?

>>36143893
Interested desu

Are you female originally

Still not willing to become a working member of society ? Still falling for the wage cuck meme ? Soon to be the homeless meme ?

if you know her name you could search her on normie book or instagram. chances are she either has her name written on it or mentioning school, or you could just look at her friends and determine she's the same age as them.
If you ever get to talking, either present yourself saying "hi i'm your neighbor. my name is anon and i'm insert age here, and you?" or just ask what class she's in or something. good luck anon, and may the woman be ripe.

>>36143867
Just assume she's in university too, ask her what is she studying or something like that. Then you either go from there or if she's too young say oh, you looked like you were 19. 19 is a complimentary age to suggest that she is.

>>36144592
sadly i don't know her name
i always see her alone
she's new so i guess she has no friends yet
i am a bit afraid it could be weird to introduce myself just like that out of nowhere after i saw her dozen times
but i guess it will only get worse with time
i'll try to do it when i get a chance
>>36145176
sounds solid and foolproof

thanks for the insight guys

>>36143692
Not much. People are pretty good at denying shit that's proven to be true.

In the best case scenario, the whole world would be unified and in harmony, leading to the true next Age/phase for the human population.

In the worst case, soon dismissed and oppressed. As if nothing had happened.

Then again, who's to say this has not already happened?

on a personal level
i like the idea of giving my future incarnations super special hints
or more broadly you could try to groom future qts for future you with big-legacy-achievements (i mean that's kind of what people do anyway without the promise of experiencing the fruits of the labor personally in reincarnations)
so if there is a proof of this reincarnation idea, you might get a lot of people thinking on these wavelengths - "damn if i have to actually be back on this planet i better try to actually be serious about keeping things good and maybe make them nicer"

Any healthcare system that is derived from the taxpayers is inherently flawed because only the healthiest of choices will ever be tolerated, because now it isn't a matter of your personal freedom and choice to accept the consequences of your actions, but now a matter of me paying for your stupidity.

I smoke. I like smoking. I drink heavily too. I accept the health problems that arise from that. I would never, ever want another persons taxes to go towards paying for my health care because that is unfair to them.

>>36143682
>people with destructive habits are no longer eligible for public healthcare in areas directly affected by said person's destructive habits.

boom fixed.

Life is full of these little paradoxes.

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>born in Lithuania
>life is ruined

At least you're not Indian.

fucking original post lads

>>36143629
It can not be that bad, unless you live in some Muhosransk shithole.

First for no fucking politics.

would anyone else fuck a 3/10 if offered?

i have no standards anymore. im not a virgin but i still think sex with an ugly girl is better than my hand. i know i could easily pull an ugly girl and fuck her. im at least a 6.

Ready to get drafted into WW3 lads?
Which front are you hoping to get deployed to? Asia, Middle East or Eastern Europe?

>>36143544
Shut the fuck up and go outside you autist

>>36143980

Seriously, is this the same OP making these threads?

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those horse teeth

>Hey anon I read on the internet that women reach peak atttactiveness at age 22, what do you think?

Y-yeah that sounds about right

>>36143431
pedos need the chamber immediately

>>36144190
Nothing wrong with admiring cuteness

I know you're memein but for most people, even if they change their whole lifestyle and appearance overnight it's going to take years for their identity and subconscious to catch up.

There is this massive momentum thing going on

Lifting and getting a job won't cure my Manletism

>>36143426
How about I do whatever the fuck I want? Enjoyment is a spook.

Barely, that's how I control myself. Martial law hits and I swear I'm going ham in the streets

>>36143283

leggings are technically underwear, should be worn beneath dresses, skirts, etc.

but teens take advantage of this to flaunt themselves

>Sitting next to girl at a meeting who wore leather leggings and kept her legs crossed.
>Couldn't stop staring.

>>36143233
I'm actually thinking about going to a kickboxing class tomorrow

mite b cool

i also wanna do grappling but don't really wanna roll around with sweaty dudes

>>36143346
>don't really wanna roll around with sweaty dudes

It's not bad, and most jiu jitsu places let you wear an underarmor shirt or something underneath your top, or don't have a uniform at all.

Also, sometimes there are girls there that you can sweatily roll around with.

Have you heard good things about this kickboxing place?

>>36143450
I just went to their website and shit. It's only 1 mile from me, which is basically why i chose it

im mostly interested in a fun way to lose weight

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>>36143175
>look at the modern selection of available women
>realize anime is fake
>realize homosexuals are mentally ill
>choices start to look between shit and vomit
>acknowledge the fact that no available partner would bring you happiness
>become asexual involuntarily
>develop weird fetishes over non-sexual things
>wank over weird fetishes
>sink into depression due to lack of social contact with outside world

>>36143175
you don't. it's too deeply ingrained. the trick is to immerse yourself in as many stimulating, intellectually demanding activities as possible to keep those feelings as bay.

Get a bf instead. Your image means you're halfway there already