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you are clearly mentally unstable,
go to your fucking gp and get some drugs ffs

>>35037674
Literally just get fuckin pissed on cider and take a hammer to your scrotum

>>35037815

Yes I am quite mentally unstable but I can still rationally assess that losing my testicles and thus sex drive would alleviate a significant amount of suffering in my life.

But how to persuade a doc of this..?

>>35037860

No thanks

Try to just enjoy yourself. Don't be a hedonistic asshole though, take care of the people around you. And don't get caught up in comparing yourself to everyone else. Avoid stress.

>>35037672
Didn't mean to sage you that was from a shitty SOC thread

But yeah life can be over in the snap of your fingers so don't take anything too seriously

>not spanking cats

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>>35037612
>trash calling someone else trash

Asuka a shit

Worst girl in anime

Misato a best

Rei is acceptable

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>>35037612
Asuka a shit
A SHIT
>>35037706
>Misato a best
I've fapped so many times to the scene in EoE where she's getting fucked and you can only see her feet

>>35037506
You'll never find the perfect career that is fun, makes a ton of money and never feels like work

Just do something you don't hate and stick with it

You feel ok doing nothing now as everyone else isn't really moving ahead much. Once they get jobs, start getting promoted, buy cars and a house, get married and have kids etc you will feel miserable and left behind

Fix it now or you will certainly regret not doing anything later

>>35038205

Even then, it's not like most people really become that successful. Most people work years in what amounts to an entry level job without getting promoted.

>>35037506
If it's free can't you just start going next semester /year?

>>35037496
I think it was, although i really didn't like this character. After(and during) the war they really tried to bring something nice about each villain, i just hated that there were no real villains at the end.

>>35037600
That's the issue with literally every villain in Naruto.
They're all evil until its revealed that a series of events led them to trying to do the right thing in the wrong way. Naruto plays out the 'tragic anti-hero' vibe on basically everyone in the end.

I think that only Hidan, Kakuzu and Deidara remain 'evil' during the series.

>>35037676
That's exactly what killed the vibe of shounen for me. I rushed naruto because i heard it was ending, and now i just post pone some recommendations because of this issue. I just wanted at least the main villain to be evil and even that they failed to do

>>35037477
Start fapping to traps then you wont care about smoking as much

use a mouth fedora and slowly lower the amount of nicotine over a couple months

thats what im doing

>>35037497
I'm afraid that's not really my thing. Besides, fapping only helps me for about 15 minutes.

>uses windows
>130 iq

LOL

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>>35037431
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I can only imagine the state of your room

>>35037510
It's easiest to find and access files when they're on my desktop.

Utility before aesthetic.

The way of a man.

pure cut obesity

>>35037410
Nothing, I don't have a connect & I'm too much of a pussy to try to find one, I only want to smoke weed desu.
Wished I lived in Cali or like Colorado or something instead of this Red shit state TX

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Me? .5mg Etizolam and 150mg 3-MMC!

I am liking it a lot, I even redosed 75mg after 2 hours

stop worshipping stupid pussy you stuppid faggot

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>grew up in Southern California
>most hispanic girls look like a combination of Michelin Man and Stay Puft

Even the legit qt's are tainted in my subconscious because it's hard not to assume it's in their genes. I don't want a portly little mestizo daughter.

>>35037275
I've seen this sculpture in person.

>>35037275
>people are actually this autistic

>>35037275
I'm a girl and I do this too. I'm sure no one will reply in this thread, but I get a lot more replies when I say my gender.

how much? if it's not a lot you should just do nothing

call the police
theft is a crime

>>35037173
feel like shit, wish you had your pot or w/e, learn from your mistake, never fall for it again, find a better dealer, or quit doing the shit and wasting your money, etc etc

I don't want a normie life, no robot does; you're thinking of failed norms.

Not sure how I feel about it. I still haven't fully come to terms with it, to be quite honest. There is still part of me that grasps on to the hope.. that one day I can be nor-.....that's probably not going to happen. FUCK!

>>35037151
This.
Total normie life would suck. Basically all I really want is some kind of job that doesn't make me get black out drunk every night because of how shit it is, and to at least try a stable relationship once. I mean hell, even if I could just hook up a few times before I die would be better than nothing.

Cancel on her and cut contact

Trust me, it's much better you do it sooner than later

Break up with her and don't visit. Clearly she doesn't value a relationship enough to stay loyal.

>>35037069
she can show her tits to whoever she wants, you don't own her.

>>35037000

isn't posting on this board proof enough?

>>35037000
i'm unironically a sonic fanboy and own sonic games for multiple consoles. patrician taste op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUpCPpdjh1E

>>35037360
it's the m'true gentleman's choice.

r9k will never be porn-free

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I WANT A BLUE BOARD NO MORE TRAPS NO MROE FAGGOTS NO MORE BRAAAAPP REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35037006
There's not much porn here desu.