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>mummy start taxing me GBP for making cummies
This is bullshit, this is a bodily function, and now she's charging me just for using it. Every time I take too long in the bathroom, every time she finds cum on clothes or a tissue, every time she walks in my room and I have porn open, she docks me 15 GBP. I can understand having to pay for blowey joeys, but this is ridiculous. Any anons have any ideas for how I can talk her into renigging this tax? I've tried a hunger strike for something else before, but I caved after two weeks, my mom's got nerves of fucking steel.
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>GBP
Your country is going to start demanding ID for that next year
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>>38627529
Its time, anon. You must reenact the Boston tea party, with mummys feel good juice. Into the toilet it goes!
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>>38627529
Call an estates general, then rape her
r8 my library, friends
also what are some /comfy/ game suggestions?
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>>38627497
>Planescape Torment
Have you considered playing Baldur's Gate?
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>>38628188
Haven't played it but from what ive heard its supposed to be great. might give it a shot
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>torrent supposedly good/comfy games
>never play them or only play for about 5mim and say I'll come back to it later
>never do
>eventually uninstall
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what will you even do 30 years from now? Will you still be sitting around on the then-dead 4chan?
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>>38627483
I'll be 69 and hopefully dead or long off the internet enjoying realistic VR hacked by 360chan.
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>30 years from now
>Anon makes a 4chan replica
>makes bot scripts to keep making dem shill threads
>makes even more bot scripts to call each other faggots and telling each other to kys yourself
>"just like good old times"
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I'll be dead long before then. Once I pay off my loans I'm killing myself.
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>make 110k annually
>still a virgin at 29
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>>38627456
Fuck off richfags arent robots
Grbdggb
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>>38627456
My dad is a millionaire and people tell me I'm funny and look like Keanu reeves and I'm still a virgin at 22 op maybe it's all luck
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>>38627456
$50-200/hr to fuck a 9/10 girl anon. Also takes less time than chad has when he has to buy them drinks and talk to them.
You could easily fuck more women than the average chad. Fuck 3 women a day for 100 days in a row. Congrats you now have more sexual experience than 99% of the population
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>got approved for social security
I am now a NEET forever guys.
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Grats OP. I applied but I haven't heard back yet.
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I make a living from home but if the government doesn't know about this does this mean I can say I'm unemployed and get free money?
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oh good. I'm still waiting to hear from them.
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You can only post here if you:
>have no friends
>have no girlfriend
>have no education
>have no job
>have no money
>have no future whatsoever
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Yup, that's me. Though I'm only upset that I don't have money, I couldn't give less of a shit about that other shit.
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I've given up already.
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>>38627430
>have education
>worthless because I've never had friends and made no acquaintances/contacts in college and therefore can't get a job
Can I hang out here? I check the rest of those...
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>"Hey you! Yeah I'm talking to you! Get your ass over here! From now on you will be my boyfriend, there's nothing you can do about it. Now hurry up and kiss me. That's what boyfriends do, right?
What do you do?
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>>38627394
o-ok
i love you
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>>38627394
Why are you showing me your pantsu?
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>>38628956
Its because your her boyfriend. Now hurry up and show her yours.
This is Bear.
Please say something nice about him.
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he looks like he would maul me if he were 3 times bigger
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>>38627480
He weighs 14lbs anon, Bear would never ever do that. He is a sweetheart
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no.
little shits like this need to be extinct, along with their dumb owners.
they're good for nothing except annoying people, and just a product of decades of selective breeding anyway. created by dumbass humans.
i want to score a field goal with this little fuck
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Name a better dessert. Go ahead, I'll wait.Pro Tip: You cannot
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>>38627344
What's that black thing? Looks like jello. Bet it's one of those disgusting English blood dishes.
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>>38627344
chocolate is not good in cake or ice cream form.
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>>38627363
looks like brownies with choco fudge on top
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>mom bought home pizza for dinner again when i told her i was going to have a salad
>also bought home cookies from her work
that fucking bitch..any other fatbots who get sabotaged by their own family?
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yes. Left home fat, ~240lb. Down to 190 2 years after. Came back home for vacation, took 10lb in 3 weeks.
You have to leave your place anon.
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>>38627329
Why can't you just not eat it or eat less? Fat people are pathetic. I hope you all die painfully and alone
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>>38627329
Jesus fuckwad, she's not forcing you to eat it.
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we made this mascot in another chan's /r9k/
i think it would be fun if we make something with him here
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posting some examples
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secon example
oreeeeegeeenal
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Is this just a retarded Wojak?
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2006 feels like the last "real" year to me. From 2007 all the way to now, it just feels like one depressing, ethereal blur, almost like it's not even real. Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>38627064
The last real year was the year millennial shit stains started being birthed.
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>>38627064
Damn I miss 2006tube. I remember first discovering this site in 4th grade back in late '05 just to listen to Megaman videogame music. Good fucking times mane
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>>38627102
1982, so before you were born then?
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Nothing in this cold, dead universe is as good as miso soup.
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>>38627010
I prefer Kimchi Jjigae
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>>38627124
Wouldn't know.
I don't eat gook turd water.
Like what the fuck is even in that? cucumber skin chunks mystery white chunks (probably soy) which would explain why the gooks are addicted to faggot ass anime.
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>>38627010
The Japanese version is too fucking bland
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>talk to weeb asian girl online
>they are pretty boring but eh they're a girl so whatever
>they are really not attractive have fat face with ugly chin
>they are constantly messaging me giving me hints n shit
What do I do? They are really fucking ugly, even uglier than me but they want some fucking online relationship.
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does she have cute feet or tummy?
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>>38627005
stop acting like you don't want to grab onto this with every single one of your fingers, faggot
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>>38627015
I haven't seen them and frankly I don't want to see anymore of them.
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>tfw gifted
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What's your gift, anon?
Why does it bring you pain?
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>>38626986
you may as well not be if you sit on your room fapping to futa loli all day.
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>>38627360
to(2) intelligent