What is the most fucked up situation youve been in
>>39459626
someone scammed my rune 2h when i was 12
Naked with a friend in the middle of some family barbecue.
Priest raped me
So I cleaned my room and kept it clean for month.
Literally now what? I'm still a loser neet.
that's all you gotta do man, listen and believe and don't forget to chip into the patreon fund
>>39459625
Now you clean MY room.
Sort yourseIf out next
>Be in the closet and live with family
>Recently got a bf
>They're wondering why I stay the night at his place often
Mfw
Tell them that he is your dealer if they pressure you.
>>39459603
All-night super smash bros, duh
You're rather gonna have to come out to them or they'll naturally put two and two together.
The girl I had a crush on kissed one of my best friends today. I had like 6 dates with her and and today she just hugged him, chuckled, told sex jokes and they just straight up kissed in front of me. I really want to die right now, I loved her so much I really thought we could be together but my muscular Chad buddy just ruined everything, in times like this, it is really hard to still have faith in god and kindness...Wtf should I do R9K? she was basically the only goal I had in my life, she was so beautiful and funny and kind and we got along well, It fucking hurts robots :'(
This is the third "chad steals my crush" thread today. Just stop having crushes, the more you want someone the more it will hurt when chad inevitably steals her.
Tried the same once anon, except they went THE EXTRA MILE AND FUCKED THE SAME NIGHT
I cut my friend out of my life, but I still talk to her. I don't know why, I guess a part of me doesn't want to give up hope, even though that is my only option left at this pointl
>>39459574
Nice blogpost faggot, but it might get more attention on Tumblr.
I'll sum this up fast.
>Gf in hospital because of her back pains
>Co-worker at work likes me and literally told me "she needs some dick"
>she has a fat fucking beautiful ass that I have been dying to fuck
Guys help me here, I want to be faithful but this is so much temptation
Honestly?
Fuck her asshole and then just drop it and stay friends hard and be completely uninterested.
Never bring up your gf or talk about your personal life ever and keep it away from her.
You'll be fine.
Thots be gone my compatriot.
>>39459539
>>Gf in hospital because of her back pains
How can you even be thinking about fucking other women?
The woman you are supposed to love and care about is in hospital in pain, and probably feeling terrible.
Aren't you worried about her?
Why don't you call her or go see her?
sociopaths of r9k tell me bout it, tell me stories
No, the cops are watching my IP because of a whole false flag bomb scare.
>>39459548
well fucking shit thanks for posting that! don't know what would happen if you didnt tell me that! fucking idiot
>>39459548
now you're gonna have to greentext that
My life is so bad but I don't know what I would do if I was under average male height, I'm 6'4" so at least I can delude myself into believing I have some amount of desirability.
>>39459510
Nice blogpost fagboy. More tears pls
>>39459553
I have a bad knee, bad shoulder, bad eyes, bad teeth, bad skin, bad ears, but at least I'm tall right?
This is roughly how I feel about my cock OP. It's amazing how reassuring just having one thing to hang onto is.
>always agree to pretty much everything
>never get angry
>"Nah, I'm good"
>still come off as an asshole
>>39459416
litterally me.
>Always try to be nice
>Always try to be polite
>I love every single human being on the planet because we are all on the same boat as the human race
>be respectful
>get interested and ask questions when ppl tell me their life
>Everybody says I'm a creep
>QTs sit literally at the opposite side of the train when all seats are empty
>"I don't like anon he's so fake and weird"
You know what, I have come to the point where I don't care anymore, go ahead, hit me with all you got, talk shit I'll still love every single one of you and will never stop to be nice and polite! You know there's this point in life when you've hit the bottom so hard you're just thinking "I'm pretty much immune to anything now" and feel invincible because nothing can really affect you know you've just ascended to a floor when emotions are just a word used by other people but you stopped experiencing them a long time ago....oh god am I a psycho?
>>39459886
i know a guy just like you. worst fake piece of shit i ever had the displeasure of making the aquaintance of
>>39459923
Thanks thatreally cheered me up :)
Are any femanons into interracial?
Can you reccomend a video that really gets you horny?
>interracial
>disgusting
>>39459397
looks like she's having a shit tbhqhwu
>>39459397
Absolutely not.
I only fantasize about white guys.
Would it immoral to shoot my jizz into my unconscious drunk sister's snatch with a turkey baster?
only if you don't record it and post the webm here
>>39459393
Yes, you should do it with your penis like god intended.
>>39459393
Do it and upload photos
>be 15
>be cringe itself
>"high fuctioning autism"
>drop out of high school
>meet a group of outcasts
>they regularly chill in the town park, drinking beer and doing drugs
>start joining more often
Skip ahead 4 years
>be now
>be 19
>no friends left
>broke up with gf that loved me like nobody ever did because I didnt know how to deal with the situation
>still no school, no job
>spend time online
>not even neetbux, leeching off mom
>addicted to weed
>sometimes steal a 20 from mom to, spend it on more drugs
>no self control
>started snorting speed a couple of weeks ago
>slowly becoming psychotic
>feels like im a schizo
>basically just bent on my own destruction
Does it ever end robots?
Pic unrelated
>>39459391
No one gives a single shit about your problems. You clearly came here to look for acknowledgment because you're too retarded to go somewhere you can actually be helped.
To answer your question, no. It will never end cause not only you're addicted, you're also a smug piece of shit.
>broke up with gf
>gf
No one will even relate with you here.
>>39459391
Do us all a favor and fuck off of this board already, seriously
>>39459391
Haha I don't even know the warmth of another woman. You don't belong here but rather to an addict help forum or alcoholics anonymous forum.
>Finally told my family I want to move to Alaska
>They ask me if I'm suicidal
>>39459377
>finally told my family I'm suicidal
>they ask if I want to move to Alaska
fess up
>>39459377
>>39459418
I've thought about moving to alaska before too.
Do people actually think that suicidal people go there? what does that even mean? I'm confused
>women need to be pure maidens and know how to cook for me to marrying them!
this archaic thinking needs to stop, follow that logic a woman should ask for similar traits on a male for example being able to hunt, kill and
slaughter a boar, build a house, fight and defeat with your barehands your future father in law, etc.
and we know that you'll be screwed on the fields /r9k/.
It's time for you to abandon that stupid mindset.
>>39459343
Sorry, Anon. I think you're on the wrong board.
>>39459343
The strange thing is anon; I can hunt, slaughter and store game. I can build a house with my own hands. I can defend myself very capably (EDC). All I ask a well cooked meal and a clean house.
Women universally fail to even deliver on the most simple requirements. It's a two-way street after all, but they just get worse and worse in the personality and capability department and simultaneously demand an ever expanding universe of entitlements.
Nope. Fuck off.
>>39459343
>, follow that logic a woman should ask for similar traits on a male for example being able to
why should they ask for that?
if you think it's dumb and unnecessary it's just immature to ask for pointless stuff. do the world and don't breed your point really wasn't witty and anyone with half a brain that isn't sexually attracted to you would simply ignore what you said.
Just ordered my pizza /r9k. but then it occurred to me. how does a robot get pizza? does his mom get it for him? So many questions
>>39459302
I usually make it myself.
>200g Greek yogurt
>250g all purpose flour
>teaspoon of salt
>5g baking powder
>mix and knead until it's a dough
Super simple and I trust you can take it from there. Bake for 8-10 minutes at 200C.
My secret is that im for all intents and purposes a normie except for my crippling autism.
Iike this ofcourse
Living in my grandparents basement. Comfy as fuck.
Living in my aunts attic. It's not comfy at all because she hates me and makes my life hell at every opportunity despite my attempts to appeal to her sense of work ethic.
Living in my 70k house thats 50k payed off thanks to stable job and Mum dying. 5 years from now I can semi retire and live a comfy semi neet lifestyle.
Do you have privacy?