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>>39619430

gr8 original b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>39619466
>i cant answer the question so ill just say its bait

>>39619484

How are things with you OP? Is life treating you well? Got any plans for the weekend?

it's probably just because I'm really drunk and high but your thread made me crack up OP and I just wanted to tell you

>>39619405
Is that the Grinch wearing a mask holding a gun?

Reported to mods for doxing

>>39619379
Probably, and if its any comfort, they probably target reclusive NEETs that nobody will miss.

We're real, but please keep it a secret.

>>39619402
Wait are you actually?

>>39619360

sounds indiscriminate

some girls are like that

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>>39619394
listen man i need a clear answer and i understand that I am only responsible for actually deciding it

but I mean I dont think its far fetched to say that if I tried, I could've atleast gotten close to fucking this girl, or atleast getting the chance before i fucked it up

Obviously I shouldn't have fucked her, I personally am not trying to fuck some desperate bitch

But the thoughts I'm having now are this:
"is my future wife determined by what random bitch decides to follow my group of friends?"
The whole situation just seems so fucked up, the sexual revolution was a mistake, sex (for me) wasn't meant to be this way

>>39619360
sleep tight Plato

rtwertwetwertwet

>>39619359
>>be me
>>be a trap
>>people refer to me as a girl
>stop.this.
>traps!=trans, just because we like to wear cute things and takes care of ourself and looks like a girl to trap straight guys and tease them does not mean we are female or want to be called one. It pisses us off.- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39619359
>>39619374
holy fuck please take your mentally ill brains to an early grave or >/lgbt/

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Why would people want you to be a girl anyway? It's more fun when it's a boy sucking your dick. A failed dom on his knees thirsty for a real man's cock...

What were u talking about?

But who are you quoting, OP?

>leave phone on the arm of the couch while I take a piss
>gf combs through text messages and thinks I don't know
I'm almost touched she thinks I'm good enough to have a side girl. It's literally just texts with my family and her.

>>39619287
You can't fuck your sister

but anon, i dont have a sister

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>>39619287
REEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT WITH THESE NORMIE THREADS
FUCKING TRIPFAGS. FUCKING ORBITERS
OUT

>>39619213
>That sweater
>Oh man that sweater

I tried it once, and remembered why I secluded myself to a life of internet. We can't "just go out there and make it". Not how it works.

I love how he just pushed him to the side and went to town on the ps4. Sweater was bonus.

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aye aye sir, there goes the comfy!

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>people IRL acting confused when I occasionally use the adjective 'comfy'
I don't see why.

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country is comfy

>>39619123
Just go there, say you are a big fan of the beloved leader and want a few of his glorious emblems, and that you are paying with mighty US dollar.

>>39619231
Wouldn't gold or the Won be better?

>>39619266
They need dorraruu to buy food or oil. You can't eat gold or wons.

>seriously caring about generation memes
shigg digg, norman

>>39619113
>Gen Z
>based

Dude why do you care so much

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>>39619093
>post your dollfu boys
this

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this was her before shipping

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Pic unrelated but I had a doll gf once.
Made her myself, and boy did she take the edge off of being a lonely incel. Some days I almost felt like I really was in love with her. I'd snuggle with her while we watched movies, and I'd rush home to get her out and hang out with her. Sleeping with her in my arms was like a dream.
She's long gone now, but I'm now saving up for a top of the market doll like pic related.

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buy tekken 7 and play with me we'll get good together anon

>>39619090
Get into sports. You'll get to experience extreme levels of hope and optimism at least once a year followed by gut wrenching despair. The off-season is nothing but excitement and anticipation.

>>39619090
Model railroading.

It's pricey, but start with something small and accomplishable. Off eBay, buy:

- some flex track to make an oval
- a used locomotive
- a used transformer
- a house or two

Think about the terrain you want, what kind of scene.

If you're into warhammer, model railroading terrain is made the same way as a gaming table. Get elmers glue, sand, some flock, cheap paint from the hardware store. You can make fine-ass looking spruce trees for cheap yourself.

Anon, shoot that place up. Lord Kek will be pleased.

>>39619071
You should go to the nightclub. You have a hotel room to yourself, see how it goes.

Thinking of doing the same shit, go rent a room somewhere. My mother is a literal whore and she is going to bring home an old friend of mine today. She knows what she is doing and she says that I am the egoist.

>>39619068
just don't love her anymore and you have nothing to fall apart

>>39619068
True bots would fall in love with anything that would be willing to go on a date with us. What you have is to be expected, but end it before you actually catch genuine feelings when you find out she's a degenerate whore like all women are.

>>39619118
but I don't want that to be true anon, why can't I be happy?