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How did it go? Any success at all?
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i told her i fucked a guy in college and she stopped talking to me
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>>35149253
A year ago
She ghosted me
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>>35149253
A few seconds ago, it's still going pretty well.

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I just want to sit down in a blanket and play risk of rain, is that too much to ask?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qzUHJuBsBH
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just bought risk of rain. for myself. i'm never even gonna play it.

eat shit.

who are we kidding i'm sure someone itt will buy it for you.
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is that you in the pic?

orgsnbcnjdv
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>>35149127
Ain't buying games for you because I am not a fucking orbiter, but I have a lot of things to offer. I could make you happy easily(amonh many others)

What do you think?

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I don't belong here anymore. I have so many memories and stories to share with you all still. But I won't be coming back. There's no need to cry. I will always love you guys.

Now for old time's sake please bully me so I can print it out and lay it on my bed for when my mom finds my body.

Yours Truly,
OP
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>>35149102
K-Kill yourself..f-faggot... .. o7
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I am the gay
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I love you too

Originalio

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> B-British girls are ugly

LOL NO

Find me an ugly picture of:

- Sophie Turner
- Lena Headey
- Natalie Dormer
- Gemma Whelan
- Emilia Clarke
- Jess Glynne
- Ellie Kendrick (this one is impossible)

Do your best.
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> 7 chances
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Flawless British girls BTFOing Americans.
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>>35149077
>A JEW
>british womyn

ARE JEW CRAZY ???

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>1 week into nofap
>constant ache in my fucking balls

Jesus Christ, what do I do? I read all this shit about the benefits of semen retention, and I'm 100% on board, but this fucking hurts.
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>2 weeks into nofap
>my balls shrink and fall off
never fall for the meme bros
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If you fap now, its gonna feel amazing anon.
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>>35149025

I'm gonna go for at least 100 days. Goal is 6 months.

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is the the queen of /r9k/?
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>>35148970
>that pajeet
>queen of r9k
>queen

How many times must we say this. In order for there to be a "queen" of r9k, fembots would have to exist, which we've said countless times is an impossibility.
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>>35149017
newfag

retard fag
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>>35148970
>tfw no brown gf to cuddle with

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>tfw my oneitis (who is also my only friend) decided today she wanted to be mean to me for no reason
>tells me she will block my number for 20 days to "punish" me
>ask what I did wrong
>"I just want to be bitch to you."
>number gets blocked
>message her on insta that I'm having a really bad day and this is just making me feel worse
>"Who are you again?"
>continues to act like we are strangers
>see her instagram posts
>she posted a little list of friends she cherishes and why she loves them
>I'm no where on that list
>know she posted this today just to make me feel worse

Anyone else have a similar situation. I feel like such shit. I just want to be her friend but she randomly gets like this somedays. She doesn't treat any of other friends like this.

I feel left out and frankly I feel abused sometimes. She is suppose to be supportive as a friend but she constantly threatens to block my number.

Our friendship operates on fear and her "jokingly" threatening me.

She used to be so nice, now she constantly calls me ugly and fat (I know I'm not ugly, I'm only slightly overweight)

I feel like such shit. Right now I'm alone since she won't reply.

I just want a friend.
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Have you tried not being a pathetic orbiter?
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What the fuck kind of behaviour is that? Why don't you just drop her? Having friend is better than being treated like that.
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is this bait or are you real OP? I can't tell

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How easy is a girls life?
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>>35148857
if you're hot, ride chads cock until your busted and broken and then settle down with a beta orbiter.

if you're ugly, skip straight to settling down with a beta orbiter.

pretty ez
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You cannot even fathom how easy it is.

Even ugly obese girls have at least two dozen orbiters lined up which she can manipulate for free food, free gifts, and free attention/validation.

Women never have to grow up because men never force them to. Once they're too old to be coddled by daddy they hop onto the first boyfriend's dick. Then the ride on tha cock carousel begins. Finally when she's too old and withered and hideous to attract Chads for daily fucking, she finds a thirty-something guy with a decent bank account who was lonely when he was young, and she convinces him she "loves" him. They get married so she can mooch off him and live for free for thirty or forty years, all while fucking younger guys on the side.

If she chooses to get divorced it's because she found a better man to cuck, someone who she'll be marginally happier with. But make no mistake, she'll still suck the first guy dry through alimony and probably child support too.

TL;DR women are leeches, but men share some of the blame for this parasitism because most of us are willingly wading through the pond.
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>>35148857
So easy you never have to grow up

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Why haven't you gotten yourself a artsy girlfriend? One who can draw good and can share your creativity with.
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>>35148787
more of this fuck doll pls
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>>35148787
is that this girl tell me
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>>35149024
this is also same girl

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>Go into college
>Attend classes
>Talk to nobody
>Leave
>Repeat every day
How do I break this cycle without coming across as an overly-friendly sperglord?
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>>35148771
>>Go into college
>>Attend classes
>>Talk to nobody
>>Leave

iktf tbqh
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>>35148771
Drop out and be NEET
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>>35148771
I envy you so much. I wish people would stop talking to me.
FUCKING GROUP ASSIGNMENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Name a better ethnic combination than Jewish-Slav
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Anything but a disgusting jew slav
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>>35148769
aryan
oregano
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is ksenia jewish slav

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>tfw no fat round beIly gf
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Not having a belly gf truly is suffering
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Cherries has always been one of my favourite BBW's
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Big fat chocolate belly

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Where do people find best friends?
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>>35148646
Hey man, just wanted to say, I LOVE the image you attached to your post. I'm really digging the aesthetic

Do you mind if I save it? Don't worry I won't share it with anyone
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>>35148680
Hey anon, thanks for joining me tonight, save it, it's all yours ;)
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>>35148646
I have a best freind I just met him because my mum was freinds with his mum and we have been mates since we were babies

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Following on from previous thread.

Femanons. Why are you so sexually degenerate?

Why do you like daddy/daughter roleplay so much?

What confirmed mental illnesses do you have?

Don't forget to post pics.
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This thread will have cooties.
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>>35148385
>pretending to be girls on 4chan
hahah, damn
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Looking for anonette to have my puppies:3

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>look out window
>see black people
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>look in my bedroom
>see black people with my wife
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>look out window
>see muslims
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>look in window
>see nice tv to steal

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