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What is your high school bully doing with his/her life now?
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Which one?
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I was the big fat kid, so everytime anyone called me fat, I used violence to counter. Of course, I wasn't popular and I hate them all. Now I'm fit and senior year in medical school, so fuck them.
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>>34822874
last i heard he is the president of the united states of america
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Who's the girl you're texting right now? Any potential there, or already someone you're seeing?
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>>34822872
>implying i have girls on my phone
Et normie normiae
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cryptic metaphors,
may be part of a cult trying to recruit,
beggars cant be chosers though
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Just a few friends of mine who I go to bars with but they're in relationships and are just old friends.
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Tell me about Jamal. Why do bitches get wet for him?
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I don't. I'm into pale introverted slim guys with dead/tired eyes.
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>>34822705
How do you feel about stubble?
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>>34822705
Well hi. I'm here before you summon 90% of r9k. wanna be my gf?
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droppin some red pills mofucka
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Hey robots.
I've had sex with quite a bunch of girls. It's not worth it.
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>>34822595
Find something you like doing and fulfill it to the fullest extent. Don't let women and your lack of them be the center of your life.
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>>34822595
This is a bit of a feel good story, please read it.
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>>34822595
Well.. i honestly can't say anything against OP. It's right on the spot if you ask me.
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As a legal requirement, we must genetically engineer 80% of males to look like this. they will have small 4"x2" vestigal dicks (Termed boyclits)
This will literally be better for everyone. 80% of men will just fuck all women anyway, but now:
>Women only get presented with sexy, fuckable chads and no longer have to deal with creeps and niceguys
>Betas are no longer burdened with cuckold rage, and get to experience the joy of being a woman, being pretty, and even get greater intimacy with women. now he gets to feel her lips as they suck Chad's cock, lick her face when he clean's up cum, taste her pussy on Chad's dick and eat her out after she gets creampied.
>Chad get his harem expanded, and get a bit of variety added into his routine
Name a single downside of this.
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>>34822381
Y'know sometimes this place just...
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It's fucking gay.
ori
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>>34822381
keep your degenerate fantasies in your shitty board >>>/lgbt/
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Fatbros what have you eaten today so fa?
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>>34822332
doughnuts
rice krispy treat
3 monsters
some peanutbutter crackers
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Eggos
Big mac meal with water.
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>>34822332
hit my calorie limit and it's only 3
doing accidental IF today because I stress ate my prepared dinner food early.
I miss stress eating...
>>34822367
>monsters
my man
rockstar tastes gross
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Who do you orbit? pic related for me
We have so much in common.
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never orbited. never will.
its symptomatic of being a failed normie.
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>>34822317
She is a complete sjw though.
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>>34823241
>not wanting a cute sjw gf
riiight
>computer programming on methamphetamine
A match made in heaven.
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>tfw was once a computer programmer
>tfw now mathematician who see computer programmers as niggers
Such is life.
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You better be doing it in moderation anon
Don't be suprised when that shit ruins your life
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>>34822165
yeah alot of homosexuals like meth
good for you op
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Not a fembot, but the last thread was extremely comfy, and I'm really really really bored right now. Depressingly bored, I hate being where I am right now. I wanna go back.
>tfw no gf
But this is a fembot thread so post >tfw no bf feels instead I guess.
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I want a fembot gf NOW
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>>34822111
>Fembot thread
>just a gf request thread in disguise
You betas are fucking pathetic. just go on soc, you retards.
Sage'd
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>>34822307
I strive to be as cool as you
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tfw no cute boyfriend to hike beautiful places with wahhhhhh
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>>34822103
I suppose I'll bee ur cute hiking bf
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>>34822103
Hi. I'm a cute male and I love hiking.
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>>34822103
Yesterday I went for a long hike on a trail along a canyon that was covered in snow. Then I found an old dead tree and beat the shit out of it until all the bark had fallen off, my knuckles were bruised and there was an indent in the wood shaped like my fist
I'm not a violent person but it felt so fucking good to just let out all that anger and stress while completely alone up in the mountains
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Do you have a friend you take on dates? It's just platonic, right?
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Idk, the girls I know wouldn't put spend that much time with somebody they aren't at least secretly interested in.
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Platonic valentines are all the rage these days.
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>>34822030
I don't have an issue with this image, she isn't obligated to like him on any other level than a friend no matter what he does. He on the other hand really needs to take the hint.
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How do I get one of your kind to take a hint that I am uninterested
My roommate is a mild version of you guys. Complains about being foreveralone but routinely rejects suggestions that would help (suggestions past just be yourself mind you)
Borderline alt right but thinks Trump is going too far
Continuously insists he lacks empathy (but says ADHD is the only thing he has)
I don't want to be a dick to him because even though I disagree with a lot of his beliefs he's not really a bad person, just a really fucking obtuse one. He'll try to talk my ear off no matter what, I can be listening to music, I can be in a game, I can be doing homework, I can be reading a book, and he'll try to engage me in a 20 minute conversation about the most banal shit.
Sometimes its bizarre, because he's a borderline weeb and I like a lot of Japanese stuff too but he can somehow precisely pick the lines of conversation that will be incredibly boring.
Sometimes its so infuriating and I really want to lash out but can't bring myself to do it and just go through a cycle of maybe 3 generic responses hoping that'll give him the hint but it doesn't fucking work.
What would it take to get one of you guys to realize someone doesn't want to talk to you right now?
Typing this out, I suddenly sympathize a lot with girls who can't seem to shake guys off from texting them and aren't direct.
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Examples of banal boring stuff he says?
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>>34822022
>What would it take to get one of you guys to realize someone doesn't want to talk to you right now?
>one of you guys
Kill yourself
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1. ROASTIES FUCKING
LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Second of all your suggestions, without knowing what they are, probably boil down to
>just be confident brah
>just bee yourself brah xd xd xd
third of all:
LEAVE ROASTIE TOASTIE GO BACK TO CHAD AND GET PUMPED N DUMPED
>So what did you want to do with me again, Anon?
>Come on kid, spit it out, you didn't invent a time machine to go back to meet me in my prime for no reason, did you?
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>>34821990
This is gay as fuck, OP, you said we were going back in time to fuck hot cavewomen and introduce autism into the gene pool
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If I could go back in time to meet Donald I would befriend him so I could get a cushy ambassadorship when he gets to be President.
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>>34821990
I've read that every president is visited by time travelers and groomed to be president from birth on the internet, so it must be true right guys
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>bIack
>3 inch dick
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>>34821693
I feel bad for you my nigga. That must really suck, I'm glad to be a black man with an above average member
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>>34821693
>>34821758
>blacks
get out
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>black
>8 inch dick
>5'6 manlet
>underweight
why
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Why is he called helper?
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>>34821606
>Apu Apustaja
He's not.
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>>34821606
Cause he's the food help helper, now fuck off
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>>34821640
That's Finnish for Help Helper