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2017-01-27 05:15:44 Post No.34441915
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:15:44 Post No. 34441915 [Report] [View this topic]

when will this board die

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:20:00 Post No.34441999
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>>34441915
That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die.

>>>/trash/7419414

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:22:22 Post No.34442047
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>>34441915
>Asking when a board that only allows original posts will run out of original posts
>Posts an original post
The new wave of ultra normies saturating this board are bringing about five more years of life solid

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:26:06 Post No.34442104
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>>34441915
never this board is swarmed with plebbittors

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2017-01-27 05:14:58 Post No.34441902
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:14:58 Post No. 34441902 [Report] [View this topic]

If you have an objectively ugly/unattractive child, and one day they ask you "am I ugly"? what is the appropriate response? Suppose one day they come home crying and tell you that other kids were calling them ugly and teasing them for it, how do console your child?

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:16:41 Post No.34441937
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just tell that fuck the truth

"you're an ugly ass bitch ass"

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:20:31 Post No.34442013
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>>34441902
"Well, I guess the hideous Chud's out of the bag. Yes honey, that's right, you're a genetic mess, from end to end. Granted, I'm still glad I had you, mostly because you make your siblings look that much better by comparison. But c'mon honey, did you really never notice how all mirrors suddenly have the ability to cringe around you?"

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:22:21 Post No.34442046
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>>34441902
>what would you tell your child if someone says theyre ugly?

Get them ducketts.

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2017-01-27 05:14:19 Post No.34441890
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:14:19 Post No. 34441890 [Report] [View this topic]

what things do you do for fun? i used to just replay the gameboy pokemon games especially red and emerald. i once beat red 8 times one christmas break lol. i tried to play emerald again and realised that im tired of it and its been years sonce ive beat it. any advice for fun atuff to do, doesnt have to be viseo games maybe even advice for creative stuff to do

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:33:31 Post No.34442216
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:33:31 Post No.34442216 [Report]

try going on walks in the woods if there are any around your house

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:41:59 Post No.34442362
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:41:59 Post No.34442362 [Report]

fuck you

block me u fucking robot

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:42:53 Post No.34442378
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>>34441890
I post here: >>>/trash/7419414

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2017-01-27 05:13:38 Post No.34441880
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:13:38 Post No. 34441880 [Report] [View this topic]

>see qt in class
>star thinking about what it would be like to be with her
>Think about whole life, having children with her etc.
>Think about her giving birth to our children

Anyone else do this?

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:14:25 Post No.34441891
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>>34441880
Nope

Just you you fucking retarded

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:16:09 Post No.34441926
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>>34441880
all the time.
So, so much. I wish I could stop.

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:20:27 Post No.34442011
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>>34441891
>just you you fucking retarded
You must be pretty intelligent yourself.

Anonymous
2017-01-27 05:12:53 Post No.34441866
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:12:53 Post No. 34441866 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to store
>see Valentine's Day stuff
>instantly think about how my oneitis will probably write a giant post gushing about her gf
>I will read every word, cry, and be reminded on how I have been replaced from her life

It will be miracle if I don't lose my shit and go completely insane this Valentine's Day.

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:15:25 Post No.34441910
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Ill be losing shit with you anon, really wanted to finally find courage and talk up that one cutie yet i failed miserably, we still only exchange sights from time to time. What a time to be alive

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>>34441910
What makes me hate this is she knows I'm going to be hurting. She doesn't try to hurt me but I think she likes when I get jealous.

Regardless, I will probably be here on that day. Here's to hoping we don't lose ourselves too much.

Just seeing the Valentine's Day stuff in the store made my stomach go in a knot.

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>>34441910
I know how you feel, although I have talked to my onetis a few times, the conversations are normally short and shallow though, still trying to work up the courage to ask her out but i'm too fucking beta to do it. I just know shes going to get a bf before then and it will be too late.

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:12:43 Post No. 34441858 [Report] [View this topic]

I couldn't take it anymore. My brain finally snapped. Years of pent-up virgin frustration grabbed a hold of my conscience. I grabbed a hot girl's ass today.

We were in line at Jimmy Johns. She was standing in front of me. I looked down and saw that fine figure and thought, "I'll never get to hold her intimately." Suddenly my hand raced forward and groped her. She screamed, and I ran out of there as fast as possible. I ran and ran and ran until I got near my dorm, and I hide outside for an hour before going in.

I know I did a terrible thing, but it felt so good. I want to do it again. It's all I can think about.

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:37:43 Post No.34442289
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>>34441858
that's dangerous.

Get a prostitute.

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:39:01 Post No.34442313
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:39:01 Post No.34442313 [Report]

You touched a real girls ass op.

You have become a man.

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:50:55 Post No.34442507
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>>34442289
This anon, prison is two times shittier for rapists. Pay a hooker

Anonymous
2017-01-27 05:06:55 Post No.34441762
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:06:55 Post No. 34441762 [Report] [View this topic]

>like girl
>she a virgin
>feel everything is alright, invest in her
>find out she has done anal a lot to protect her virginity
isn't that worse?

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:20:01 Post No.34442001
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yes, a lot.
organic

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:28:48 Post No.34442146
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>>34442001
origami oregano organic orgy what the fuck
fuck this shit then

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:29:32 Post No.34442161
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>>34441762
is she Jewish or Arab?
If Arab, proceed.
If Jewish, flee.

Anonymous
2017-01-27 05:06:00 Post No.34441751
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:06:00 Post No. 34441751 [Report] [View this topic]

Whts your poison tonight anon?
For me its just scotch with cocke,sadly the last bit of scotch that i have.
>Late night drining thread

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:07:09 Post No.34441769
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aVVeONAO

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:07:48 Post No.34441780
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:07:48 Post No.34441780 [Report]

Just drank two beers, guess I'll move on to whiskey and tequila. I've drank more than seven days in a row now, this is what tfw no gf does.

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:08:34 Post No.34441794
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>>34441751

Going to the bar in a bit. Usually get a couple of rob roys made with glen livet

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:04:56 Post No. 34441739 [Report] [View this topic]

Do normalfags actually, unironically enjoy drinking this shit? It literally tastes like liquefied warheads + cough syrup.

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:05:45 Post No.34441748
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>>34441739

You'll understand when you grow up, silly.

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>>34441748
i'm 25
i can't believe it's not butter

Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:06:57 Post No.34441763
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:06:57 Post No.34441763 [Report]

Brewed beers are really good.

If your'e drinking shit like Bud Light, yea it's shit.

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bag under eyes thread 2017-01-27 05:02:51 Post No.34441701
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bag under eyes thread Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:02:51 Post No. 34441701 [Report] [View this topic]

sleepy girls thread, best fetish

am dumping collection

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:05:34 Post No.34441746
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two out of 45 to go

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three out of 45 to go

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hope am not alone..

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:02:01 Post No. 34441685 [Report] [View this topic]

My crush just posted this about me. What did she mean by this

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:02:54 Post No.34441702
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>>34441685
You're being cucked by Melvin, my dude

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>>34441685

I'm pretty sure you already know what it means, OP. Do you really want us to spell it out for you?

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:03:30 Post No.34441712 [Report]

damn you one ugly nigga she clearly jus bein nice

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ITS VOCAROO TIME, MY NIGGAS! 2017-01-27 05:00:19 Post No.34441652
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ITS VOCAROO TIME, MY NIGGAS! Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:00:19 Post No. 34441652 [Report] [View this topic]

www.vocaroo.com

Say whatever you want, but if you can't think of anything just say "I wish daddy would fuck me up my baby boy ass".

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:47:21 Post No.34442444
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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:47:21 Post No.34442444 [Report]

Anybody got any advice on really good mics?

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>>34442444
Nice trips.

I personally use a Blue Nessie, it's pretty good but kinda pricey anon.

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>>34441652
>>>/trash/7419414

You should try this post for some fun.

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Autism Shoes - Back from the dead edition. 2017-01-27 04:56:44 Post No.34441589
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Autism Shoes - Back from the dead edition. Anonymous 2017-01-27 04:56:44 Post No. 34441589 [Report] [View this topic]

What does R9K wear on the daily basis?

Genuinely curious to see the styles of people who lurk or are regulars. Timestamp for extra points.

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>>34441589

These because I'm a wagecuck accountant

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Have a pair of these bad girls for 8 years now

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>>34441589
>Back from the dead
>Not /back from the dad/
Seriously?

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 04:53:16 Post No. 34441530 [Report] [View this topic]

Convince me "virgin" and "female" can still go together in the same sentence before I an hero.

I don't even care anymore if the girl is white. All I want is any pussy that Chad hasn't already ravaged.

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 04:56:37 Post No.34441588
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>>34441530
The only females who are virgins in this day and age have some kind of mental problem if they haven't succumbed to Chad yet.

Boom, there ya go.

Anonymous 2017-01-27 04:57:37 Post No.34441601
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>>34441530
What about women who have had sex with one non Chad? Because I know women like that.

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>>34441588
Good. I'd be perfectly happy with that. I literally have no other standards anymore.

>>34441601
No.

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I want to do a cosplay Anonymous 2017-01-27 04:52:53 Post No. 34441520 [Report] [View this topic]

Robots, i need your help.I want to do a trap or femboy cosplay because i felt in love with all this stuff but idk of who i'm gonna dress. Post your best traps please.
>be me
>good ass
>skinny as a perfect trap
>have the perfect height of a trap (idk what is the perfect height but it's good my height

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Anonymous 2017-01-27 05:03:33 Post No.34441713
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post face
without your face we cant know how the cosplay will turn out

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>>34441713
I just slept 3 hours, sorry.

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>>34441841
Give it up, that face won't get you anywhere

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